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(Fox News)   Here's the story of the 1964 1/2 Ford Mustang Shorty. No, the name isn't accurately describing the genitalia size of the men who would own one, that's just a coincidence   ( divider line
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2013-03-09 02:27:16 PM  
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How you drive is indicative of penis size.  The big SUV trying to muscle people out of the way by looming over them, the little coupe weaving around like a total retard just to get a few cars upstream, etc.  All the vehicle itself says is what kind of payments and gas bills you can tolerate, how it actually is driven on the road shows what your dick size is.

I'm getting a kick because I had a guy in a Ford Escape cut off my Z06 this morning.  He comes over from the left lane, cuts me off, flips me the bird because I'd refused to cancel my cruise control and let him in, then revs it up passes a few cars on their right and cuts back into the left lane, cutting off a Sentra.  All because he couldn't wait in line for a few cars in front of him to pass a semi truck before it was his turn to pass them.

/I  caught up with him, got in front of him and spent 10 minutes amusing myself playing "Your Escape can't pass my Corvette no matter how hard you mash that pedal."
//so while my dick might be small, I can name smaller
/got the Escape to switch over into the right lane and floor it in a desperate bid to get around me, paced beside him right up to the rear of a semi truck and waited until there was a line of cars behind me before passing the semi.  Last I saw the Escape he was trapped behind a gravel hauler unable to get back over, lovely Sunday morning cruise
2013-03-09 11:44:02 AM  
2 votes:
I think it looks pretty neat but from the rear I'd rather have an original, which is bad news for subby. Now turn around.
2013-03-09 08:33:12 PM  
1 vote:
Heh. I get a giggle whenever penis size in relation to anything comes up. I'm a big guy-6'5". 650lbs (hey, in my defense, I have lymphedema and have actually LOST weight-down from 800lbs in 2009) who happens to have a teeny tiny member. I have an innie rather than an outtie. Small, tiny, 38 year old with baby junk. Yet I have no problem with this. I don't care. About the only inconvenience is that I have to sit down to pee but that just means I get more reading done ^_^

I have two mates (we're poly) who ;love me to pieces despite the fact that i'm teeny. Who gives a crap, we still have fun. There are other ways of 'entertaining' that don't require whipping out a mammoth hogleg and not to sound too full of myself here but I get the job done so well, they come back for seconds.

That being said, no way my fat ass would fit in that car. Give me a good, dependable minivan any day. My '96 Mercury Villager has taken me across the country several times and has delivered me to the ER in time to save my life twice. She's earned her keep and gets more respect from me than ANY muscle care/SUV will ever get. When she's finally too old and broken down to continue, we're not ever selling her for scrap. I'll continue to treat her as a valued member of our family.
2013-03-09 12:41:59 PM  
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Subby, don't ever let anyone tell you there's something wrong with thinking about other dudes' cocks. You just be who you are NTTAWWT.
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