ZeroCorpse: i see what you did there.On the positive side, if you hang one of her shoes above your doorway it is said to be good luck.
Evil Mackerel: Subby the word your looking for is "hooves".
ZeroCorpse: On the positive side, if you hang one of her shoes above your doorway it is said to be good luck.
captainstudd: Is it just me, or is her face quite horse-like?
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Evil Mackerel: Evil Mackerel: Subby the word your looking for is "hooves".FTFM/No coffee this morning.
ruta: SJP jokes aside, the especially dumb part of the story is that she should be surprised that wearing high heels all the time permanently farks up your feet. I thought this was pretty common knowledge. As someone up-thread noted: grandma's bunions, and *those* were from 2" heels worn mostly while sitting at a typewriter, not 5" Manolo Blahniks worn strolling down Fifth Avenue.
SploogeTime: Throw a saddle on the pig and ride her into the sunset.Brodderick did.
Klopfer: FTFA: It's sad, because my feet took me all over the world, but eventually they were like, 'You know what, we are really tired, can you just stop - and don't put cheap shoes on us?'"So she still thinks the high heels weren't a problem per se, just the cheap ones she sometimes wore. Stupid cow horse.
NYRBill: at my HS reunion one girl was wearing 5" heels and we busted on her about it/she doesn't need them, she's 5' 10"//and a doctor so she should know better....
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