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(SeattlePI)   Sarah Jessica Parker's feet permanently damaged by high heel shoes, says Doctor Farrier   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 61
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2013-03-09 08:37:12 AM
i see what you did there.

On the positive side, if you hang one of her shoes above your doorway it is said to be good luck.
 
2013-03-09 08:37:38 AM
The culprit
www.luckymojo.com
/hot
 
2013-03-09 08:40:33 AM
This will hurt her chances in the Derby this year.
 
2013-03-09 08:43:20 AM
Permanently damaged?  Alright, take her out back...
 
2013-03-09 08:46:01 AM
Is it just me, or is her face quite horse-like?
 
2013-03-09 08:50:18 AM
IIRC, there was a FARKTM headline about her mocking us by wearing 'horseshoe shaped shoes' a year or so ago..
Perhaps that came back and bit her on the ... feet?

Just asking questions here.

can't find the picture
 
2013-03-09 08:53:42 AM
This must be a nightmare for her career.


/deemed better than a 'neigh' joke...
 
2013-03-09 09:01:50 AM
I hate to think what it feels like to have to walk around with your shoes nailed to your feet all day.
 
2013-03-09 09:04:11 AM
If she starts sniffing glue, is it considered cannibalism?
 
2013-03-09 09:04:41 AM
Headline Of The Week at least.
 
2013-03-09 09:05:37 AM
Subby the word you looking for is "hooves".
 
2013-03-09 09:15:00 AM
Any blacksmith will tell you proper shoeing of your horse is very important to the long-term health of the animal.
 
2013-03-09 09:15:55 AM

ZeroCorpse: i see what you did there.

On the positive side, if you hang one of her shoes above your doorway it is said to be good luck.



    I bridle at the thought of what happened to her face...
 
2013-03-09 09:16:48 AM

Evil Mackerel: Subby the word your looking for is "hooves".


FTFM

/No coffee this morning.
 
2013-03-09 09:19:05 AM
Subtle...well done.
 
2013-03-09 09:22:38 AM
...really?  I'd've thought she was supposed to stand on just her toes.
 
2013-03-09 09:22:54 AM
I remember the pace, but I forget the mane.
 
2013-03-09 09:24:03 AM

ZeroCorpse: On the positive side, if you hang one of her shoes above your doorway it is said to be good luck.


Just make sure the open end is facing up (like a U) or all the good luck will drain out of it!
 
2013-03-09 09:30:46 AM
Well, now we know hooves to blame.
 
2013-03-09 09:31:15 AM
1. This happened to my grandmother. It's called bunions

2. Link is a non-article. Srsly.

3. Enough with the horse joke already
 
2013-03-09 09:33:19 AM
Subby, just when I thought I'd seen every possible variation on that meme, you come along with that. You magnificent bastard, you.
 
2013-03-09 09:35:09 AM

captainstudd: Is it just me, or is her face quite horse-like?


   In the spirit of being PC..I think you wanna say equine...
 
2013-03-09 09:43:18 AM
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2013-03-09 09:46:40 AM

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   Daddy,thars sumthin wrong with my foot fingers....
 
2013-03-09 09:50:41 AM
SJP threads are always full of whinny.
 
2013-03-09 10:18:19 AM
Done in zero point zero.

This thread moves like a magnificent machine.
 
2013-03-09 10:20:21 AM
If you're hot to trot, it might just be hoof rot.
 
2013-03-09 10:23:24 AM
  Sarah...go get Dad girl..go get Dad!!!   we're down in the well..
 
2013-03-09 10:30:46 AM
Hi ho silver screener.
 
2013-03-09 10:50:32 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-09 10:54:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-09 11:52:17 AM
She'll saunter gingerly from now on, thankful that....

25.media.tumblr.com
......won't be her fate.
 
2013-03-09 11:52:27 AM
I hope she's not developing laminitis.
 
2013-03-09 12:27:17 PM
SJP jokes aside, the especially dumb part of the story is that she should be surprised that wearing high heels all the time permanently farks up your feet. I thought this was pretty common knowledge. As someone up-thread noted: grandma's bunions, and *those* were from 2" heels worn mostly while sitting at a typewriter, not 5" Manolo Blahniks worn strolling down Fifth Avenue.
 
2013-03-09 12:49:02 PM
She needs to eat more fodder.
 
2013-03-09 12:54:34 PM
Her last movie was pretty good...

i1049.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-09 01:04:29 PM
Won't her legs still be coltish?
 
2013-03-09 01:39:22 PM

Evil Mackerel: Evil Mackerel: Subby the word your looking for is "hooves".

FTFM

/No coffee this morning.


Um. You may want to have another cup.
 
2013-03-09 01:58:09 PM
at my HS reunion one girl was wearing 5" heels and we busted on her about it
/she doesn't need them, she's 5' 10"
//and a doctor so she should know better....
 
2013-03-09 03:17:49 PM

ruta: SJP jokes aside, the especially dumb part of the story is that she should be surprised that wearing high heels all the time permanently farks up your feet. I thought this was pretty common knowledge. As someone up-thread noted: grandma's bunions, and *those* were from 2" heels worn mostly while sitting at a typewriter, not 5" Manolo Blahniks worn strolling down Fifth Avenue.


a past co-worker who constantly wore high heels had to have surgery on both knees. she said it was due to long term wearing the pumps. she was in her mid 50's (my guess). sure as shiat, weeks later she was back on the teeter-totters. dumb shiat.

maybe SJP will just start walking on her hands. her fan base would probably grow.
 
2013-03-09 03:43:17 PM
Throw a saddle on the pig and ride her into the sunset.

Brodderick did.
 
2013-03-09 03:45:16 PM

SploogeTime: Throw a saddle on the pig and ride her into the sunset.

Brodderick did.



    and took her to great lengths...
 
2013-03-09 04:07:21 PM
1800recycling.com
 
2013-03-09 05:56:43 PM
Couldn't she have taken them off between scenes? It's not like she was being filmed for 16 hours straight. And if there was a shot where SJP was not going to show her feet she should have kept the heels off and worn sneakers.
 
2013-03-09 06:29:31 PM
Alright guys, quit your fooling around.

/You thought I was going to say "horsing" didn't you?
 
2013-03-09 07:08:00 PM
Any woman with half a brain can figure out that high heels will destroy her feet if she wears them enough.

Unfortunately, the military trashed my legs before I had a chance to wear fashionable shoes that could trash them.
 
2013-03-09 07:53:22 PM
FTFA: It's sad, because my feet took me all over the world, but eventually they were like, 'You know what, we are really tired, can you just stop - and don't put cheap shoes on us?'"

So she still thinks the high heels weren't a problem per se, just the cheap ones she sometimes wore. Stupid cow.
 
2013-03-09 08:07:23 PM

Klopfer: FTFA: It's sad, because my feet took me all over the world, but eventually they were like, 'You know what, we are really tired, can you just stop - and don't put cheap shoes on us?'"

So she still thinks the high heels weren't a problem per se, just the cheap ones she sometimes wore. Stupid cow horse.


FTFY
 
2013-03-09 08:12:50 PM
Subby, that's not her foot, that's her face
 
2013-03-09 08:23:22 PM

NYRBill: at my HS reunion one girl was wearing 5" heels and we busted on her about it
/she doesn't need them, she's 5' 10"
//and a doctor so she should know better....


Gee, maybe she was trying to look sleek for a HS reunion and was wearing them for one night.

When I am going to something special I pull out the high heels, for everyday I wear my 1 1/2 inch heel Clarks.

I'm not crazy (much)
 
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