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(The New York Times)   68-year-old UNC theoretical particle physicist convicted of muling cocaine from Bolivia thought he was doing it for the love of DDD-bikini model and former SbB girl Denise Milani (link fixed)   (nytimes.com) divider line 80
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2013-03-09 09:17:51 AM
Pay wall fail
 
2013-03-09 09:27:49 AM
Again, people, there are no women on the internet.  It's a law, I think.
 
2013-03-09 09:43:49 AM
"Please log in"

Go f*ck off.
 
2013-03-09 10:24:56 AM
Is this like, the 15th or 16th time this has been posted to fark?
 
2013-03-09 10:26:04 AM

Nickster79: Pay wall fail


Login makes baby jesus cry.
 
2013-03-09 10:28:24 AM
Okay, who greenlit the pay wall?

/morans
 
2013-03-09 10:28:52 AM
Please log in to  THIS  (points squarely at crotch).
 
2013-03-09 10:29:57 AM
    Maybe you should add a few more D's on there...
 
2013-03-09 10:30:18 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/94212 56/I-fell-for-cocaine-honeytrap-claims-British-physicist-in-Argentine- jail.html
 
2013-03-09 10:30:56 AM
The Old Grey Lady has only pictures of the perfessor.  Here's a Farking edit:

images.askmen.com
 
2013-03-09 10:31:12 AM
Ah, a genius with no common sense.
 
2013-03-09 10:31:53 AM

opiumpoopy: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/9421 2 56/I-fell-for-cocaine-honeytrap-claims-British-physicist-in-Argentine- jail.html


came here to post a similar link, to abc though.

/Paywall link gets greenlit mods piss of more liters that can't get legit links posted...*sighs*
 
2013-03-09 10:32:20 AM
 
2013-03-09 10:32:57 AM
Pay wall repeats are best repeats.
 
2013-03-09 10:33:21 AM
what a great article, full of useful information regarding how my logging in could allow me to manage my products and services.
thanks to everyone involved, from the submitter to the person who approved it.
 
2013-03-09 10:33:49 AM
Subby, you cock
 
2013-03-09 10:33:51 AM
 
2013-03-09 10:33:52 AM
I was rooting for the professor, until the very end of the article when the content of the text messages were revealed. The big dummy isn't innocent.
 
2013-03-09 10:37:08 AM
 Old story
 
2013-03-09 10:37:27 AM
"I'll take The Farking Internet for $800, Alex"
"This is the only thing worse than a slideshow - yes, OldTimeFarker"
"What is a Fark TV"
"No, I'm sorry - yes NewFarker"
"What is a sponsored link?"
"No, that is also incorrect - yes, Persnickety"
"Umm, What is a pay site?"
"That's correct!"
 
2013-03-09 10:38:19 AM

Infernalist: http://abcnews.go.com/International/paul-frampton-court-argentina-con v icts-unc-professor-drug/story?id=17799280

There you go.


And that link has an autoplay commercial.  Why do they hate us?
 
2013-03-09 10:38:59 AM
He only wanted her to show him the way.
 
2013-03-09 10:40:21 AM
  An Oxford educated professor??      Sniffer dogs??????
 
2013-03-09 10:40:52 AM
Please log into my anus.
 
2013-03-09 10:41:34 AM

Infernalist: http://abcnews.go.com/International/paul-frampton-court-argentina-con v icts-unc-professor-drug/story?id=17799280

There you go.


FTFA: The Telegraph, a London based paper that serves Great Britain , reported that friends say he once met another woman online and flew to China to marry her. This time, the woman was real, but after seeing Frampton, she reportedly canceled the wedding.

lol
 
2013-03-09 10:42:19 AM
He was just in it for the Bazingas.
 
2013-03-09 10:46:58 AM
www.celebritysentry.com
 
2013-03-09 10:51:54 AM

Persnickety: "I'll take The Farking Internet for $800, Alex"
"This is the only thing worse than a slideshow - yes, OldTimeFarker"
"What is a Fark TV"
"No, I'm sorry - yes NewFarker"
"What is a sponsored link?"
"No, that is also incorrect - yes, Persnickety"
"Umm, What is a pay site?"
"That's correct!"


Give that man a cigar internet.
 
2013-03-09 10:53:21 AM

Omnivorous: The Old Grey Lady has only pictures of the perfessor.  Here's a Farking edit:


Thank you kind sir.
 
2013-03-09 11:01:22 AM
another frampton's career undone by cocaine freaks

or alternately

Sheldon?  Are you insane?
 
2013-03-09 11:03:16 AM
Fail wall
 
2013-03-09 11:04:56 AM

danno_to_infinity: another frampton's career undone by cocaine freaks

or alternately

Sheldon?  Are you insane?

 
2013-03-09 11:07:44 AM
gfy subby
 
2013-03-09 11:08:49 AM
Happens all the time in Colombia as well, they either try to get them to become mules, or just suck em dry....

I had a 65 year old guy from the states contact me because he was told since I was half gringo I could help out around town...  So I tell him to meet me after work.

This dusty old guy shows up with a 25 year whore with a pair of bolt-ons and what appeared to be a black version of wonder woman's costume.

Seems he had met this fair young(busted) Colombiana on the internet and in a weeks time they had fallen in love.  He had transferred half a million into the country and wanted to buy some property and a few cars etc.

He told me they were going to put it in her name until they got married and then it could become community property.

I informed him that if you bring 200k plus into the country you can get an investors visa and I referred him to an immigration attorney.  He said no that would be an insult to her and he would do it his way. Guy spoke three words of spanish.

A month later he calls me and turns out he has bought a house, two cars, and a nail salon, all in her name, and before the ink could dry on the contracts, she has called the police and got a restraining order on him for domestic abuse.

I drag him over to the lawyers office and he explains the story and the dunb fark pulls 10k US out of his pocket and says "get my stuff back and it is yours."    I berate him because well 10k is 10k, and I would not even carry that amount of large in my pockets here, much so in Colombia.  A place where min wage is 250 USD a month.  We all could have been killed.

The lawyer tells him his best bet is to walk away with the loss, because such a large amount of money is involved that if he tried the first they would do would kill his attorney.

So a few weeks later I am in my local with my wife and here he comes in and tells me his going to call it a loss, and could I perhaps suggest on how to meet a nice Colombian woman.

I tell him to slow his roll, learn a bit of the language and I gave him a list of coffe shops, book stores, etc where educated Colombians hang out.

I suggested that there are plenty of gorgeous established Colombian women in their late 30s-50s with careers etc who would love a guy like him.

He says no I want a wife in her 20s and calls me a hypocrite and says "you are older than your wife".  I tell him"
a. I am Colombian
b. I speak the language
c. I courted her for 2.5 years
d. I am only 14 years older as opposed to his wants of 40 years over.

It is amazing how a bit of young tang will open an old guys nose up.
 
2013-03-09 11:14:52 AM

theflatline: Happens all the time...


Dafuq you trying to spend miles?
 
2013-03-09 11:16:08 AM
When stopped by police, he demanded to know if this was a bust.
 
2013-03-09 11:16:51 AM
Link seems to be fixed. Also why does the date show as March 10 in URL? The published date is March 8
 
2013-03-09 11:17:08 AM
I was under the impression that in many countries you don't have to prove the smuggler was aware of what they are smuggling in order to get a conviction. Or is that just the D.A.R.E. propaganda from my youth muddling things again?
 
2013-03-09 11:21:00 AM

trappedspirit: theflatline: Happens all the time...

Dafuq you trying to spend miles?


Ha no, but after I posted that, I thought the same damn thing.  It is a true story.
 
2013-03-09 11:22:59 AM
Meh. Denise always had sloppy tits anyway. Laurie and Melissa were way hotter.
 
2013-03-09 11:25:37 AM

theflatline: It is amazing how a bit of young tang will open an old guys nose up.


Just wanted to observe that the above comment was an exceptionally perceptive comment.
 
2013-03-09 11:30:29 AM
You'd think old men would realize... That young woman isn't into you, she is into your wallet. And she will do whatever it takes to get that money then dump your ass.
 
2013-03-09 11:31:04 AM
img380.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-09 11:31:31 AM

Gene Masseth: He was just in it for the Bazingas.


And ended up getting busted !
 
2013-03-09 11:32:03 AM
Whatever happened to SbB? I remember when I first came here I thought it was part of FARK.
 
2013-03-09 11:33:06 AM

lantawa: theflatline: It is amazing how a bit of young tang will open an old guys nose up.

Just wanted to observe that the above comment was an exceptionally perceptive comment.


Yep, I retired my jersey at 42, top of my game, I could have drug it out a few more years, but I did not want to be the old guy who was sitting at the bar hitting on the young chicks and wasting his social security on drinks and Ed Hardy jeans.
 
2013-03-09 11:37:39 AM

Omnivorous: The Old Grey Lady has only pictures of the perfessor.  Here's a Farking edit:


What shocks me is that we're this far in the thread and that's the only Milani photo.
 
2013-03-09 11:40:12 AM

Snort: Telegraph Link


FTFL: "Dr Frampton is a professor at North Carolina University."

Dude, there's no such institution.  He's at the University of North Carolina.

/NCSU grad
//People's Front of Judea also
 
2013-03-09 11:41:50 AM
 
2013-03-09 11:42:30 AM

MisatoNERV: Whatever happened to SbB? I remember when I first came here I thought it was part of FARK.


It's still there.  Different site design.  The last blog post on 'sports' was June of last year.  No half-naked babes on the main page.  Brooks must be sick or something.
 
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