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(Mercury News)   Legendary restaurant Chez Panisse nearly destroyed by locally-grown, cruelty-free, 100% organic fire   (mercurynews.com ) divider line 56
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2013-03-09 09:22:59 PM  

rich_mitch: snailbarf: A tumbleweed made of hemp and kale was seen leaving the scene, cutting off several Priuses and Subarus. Witnesses said it had a bumper sticker that spelled out "Coexist" using every religious symbol.

/Will never live in Berkeley again

But you'll live in Fremont?  That's a pretty big price to pay to escape the Prius and granola crowd.


I'm pretty sure that's sour-grapes code for, "I will never be able to afford to..."

And TV Vinnie...You shoulda stayed in school. You wouldn't have to pull multiple shifts and eat chemicals.
 
2013-03-10 03:19:17 AM  

TV's Vinnie: I'm sure you Grandmother would have killed for a Cuisinart and a microwave in her era.


My grandmother was a computer programmer - one of the first ever, during WWII.  She always talked about the amazing things that came out of that war - computers, polyester... but she considered the microwave to be the greatest innovation in history.  And she would also say her mother would have given ANYTHING to have one - and a modern washer/dryer, and polyester clothes she didn't have to iron.

Honestly, it's a good point.  The microwave is the first innovation in how to cook food since man harnessed fire.
 
2013-03-10 04:10:12 AM  

Delay: I don't get Transvestite's Vinnie schtick. Chez Panisse is a good restaurant in Berkeley. It was damaged in a fire. That damage can be repaired.


Just like a horror movie monster or a republican candidate, Cheez Penis will be back to do more awfulness.
 
2013-03-10 06:02:04 AM  

Tears_that_smell_like_dogfood: snailbarf: A tumbleweed made of hemp and kale was seen leaving the scene, cutting off several Priuses and Subarus. Witnesses said it had a bumper sticker that spelled out "Coexist" using every religious symbol.

/Will never live in Berkeley again

Let me laugh again at your Fremont, CA location.
I live outside of Berkeley, CA....but that restaurant should be on most folks bucket list (along with Pron/Shark/Wrestling).


Old profile is old. Moved to the Hayward hills so let me laugh at you from above in my marble bathroom with across the bay views
 
2013-03-10 06:03:46 AM  

lostcat: rich_mitch: snailbarf: A tumbleweed made of hemp and kale was seen leaving the scene, cutting off several Priuses and Subarus. Witnesses said it had a bumper sticker that spelled out "Coexist" using every religious symbol.

/Will never live in Berkeley again

But you'll live in Fremont?  That's a pretty big price to pay to escape the Prius and granola crowd.

I'm pretty sure that's sour-grapes code for, "I will never be able to afford to..."

And TV Vinnie...You shoulda stayed in school. You wouldn't have to pull multiple shifts and eat chemicals.


Derp.
 
2013-03-10 06:07:16 AM  
Lesson learned: it's easy to troll the farks that live in that armpit that is most of Berkeley
 
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