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(Gawker)   While you were freaking out about gun-carrying South Dakota teachers, this kindergarten teacher was bringing a vial of her own blood to school and letting the kindergartners taste it   (gawker.com) divider line 55
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2013-03-09 01:25:38 AM  
*Hork*
 
2013-03-09 01:34:29 AM  
Tastes like pennies.
 
2013-03-09 02:01:13 AM  
All this Twilight business is out of control and is going to get us killed.
 
2013-03-09 02:07:22 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Tastes like pennies.


Just once, I wish that coppery taste would be someone else's blood and not my own...

/Let's just say I've been hit in the face a lot
//And let's just say that it shows.
 
2013-03-09 02:09:14 AM  

LavenderWolf: Lionel Mandrake: Tastes like pennies.

Just once, I wish that coppery taste would be someone else's blood and not my own...

/Let's just say I've been hit in the face a lot
//And let's just say that it shows.


Maybe it's too obvious but stop doing stuff that gets you farking hit.
 
2013-03-09 02:12:40 AM  
Soon to be a made-for-AMC movie.
 
2013-03-09 02:13:42 AM  

Lith: LavenderWolf: Lionel Mandrake: Tastes like pennies.

Just once, I wish that coppery taste would be someone else's blood and not my own...

/Let's just say I've been hit in the face a lot
//And let's just say that it shows.

Maybe it's too obvious but stop doing stuff that gets you farking hit.


When there's a cop around, it's hard to resist hitting his fist with your face.
 
2013-03-09 02:14:54 AM  
So her class all got their "Redwings?"
 
2013-03-09 02:15:18 AM  
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2013-03-09 02:16:40 AM  
*scans headline*


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-09 02:16:41 AM  

SpdrJay: So her class all got their "Redwings?"


that term doesn't mean what you think it means
 
2013-03-09 02:18:05 AM  
Thanks, Type O bama!
 
2013-03-09 02:25:37 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Thanks, Type O bama!


He never proved what type he was!!!!!
/short forms don't count on this continent
 
2013-03-09 02:26:36 AM  
If only the kids had been armed, they would have been able to take this teacher down
 
2013-03-09 02:26:59 AM  
Whaaaa? I thought guns were the only dangerous things in the world?
 
2013-03-09 02:28:35 AM  
Bloody improper.
 
2013-03-09 02:30:06 AM  

LavenderWolf: Lionel Mandrake: Tastes like pennies.

Just once, I wish that coppery taste would be someone else's blood and not my own...

/Let's just say I've been hit in the face a lot
//And let's just say that it shows.


Umm...  maybe stop being an asshole?
 
2013-03-09 02:32:27 AM  

Lith: LavenderWolf: Lionel Mandrake: Tastes like pennies.

Just once, I wish that coppery taste would be someone else's blood and not my own...

/Let's just say I've been hit in the face a lot
//And let's just say that it shows.

Maybe it's too obvious but stop doing stuff that gets you farking hit.


Some people like a little foreplay.
 
2013-03-09 02:34:39 AM  
There was at least one case worse than this: LA teacher fed children cookies with his semen on it, and was paid $40,000 to leave because it was too hard to fire him.

//lost all respect for teachers unions when that story came out
 
2013-03-09 02:37:01 AM  
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Who would hire someone who looks like that as a teacher?
 
2013-03-09 02:37:30 AM  
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approves!
 
2013-03-09 02:39:23 AM  

Ed Willy: There was at least one case worse than this: LA teacher fed children cookies with his semen on it, and was paid $40,000 to leave because it was too hard to fire him.

//lost all respect for teachers unions when that story came out


*blink*

That's seriously farking ridiculous.  I've always been very supportive of teachers unions, but after reading that article I may have to reassess.
 
2013-03-09 02:46:07 AM  

JesusJuice: Ed Willy: There was at least one case worse than this: LA teacher fed children cookies with his semen on it, and was paid $40,000 to leave because it was too hard to fire him.

//lost all respect for teachers unions when that story came out

*blink*

That's seriously farking ridiculous.  I've always been very supportive of teachers unions, but after reading that article I may have to reassess.


I've since regained some (Chicago Union strike was a strong stand) , but seriously, there should be a system for removing predators. Obviously there should be a justice system to protect the falsely accused, but I don't know why cops weren't called and the teacher in jail.
 
2013-03-09 02:48:34 AM  
Jesus Christ, this happens all the time.
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2013-03-09 02:50:03 AM  
Too many vampire and zombie movies. In the old days, such things didn't exist. except one Count Dracula and one British Invasion rock band and yes we danced to "
 
2013-03-09 02:52:25 AM  
Blood for the blood god.
 
2013-03-09 02:55:03 AM  

Ed Willy: There was at least one case worse than this: LA teacher fed children cookies with his semen on it, and was paid $40,000 to leave because it was too hard to fire him.

//lost all respect for teachers unions when that story came out


Here is the LA Times article. If I read it correctly the teacher privately hired the lawyers that the Union uses to protect teachers from being fired. In this case the union did not hire the lawyers.  The teacher did it on his own.

However the outcome is till the same the teacher is able to keep his benefits.  The only way a teacher can lose his or her benefits was if they gained benefits through fraudulent means.
 
2013-03-09 02:57:54 AM  

rkiller1: Jesus Christ, this happens all the time.
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Every Sunday. Drink it up, farkers.
 
2013-03-09 02:58:29 AM  
Were these "special" kids?  They had never seen blood before, didn't know what it is, asked if they could touch it, and then had to ask how to get it off their hands?  When I was in kindergarten, I was an expert at removing all evidence that I had come into contact with someone else's blood.
 
2013-03-09 02:59:27 AM  
They're all vampires now and need to be put down ... burn the school!!!
 
2013-03-09 03:02:05 AM  

Ed Willy: There was at least one case worse than this: LA teacher fed children cookies with his semen on it, and was paid $40,000 to leave because it was too hard to fire him.

//lost all respect for teachers unions when that story came out


He actually retired (pretty much the day he was arrested) with his full pension which is about 40K a year. It had nothing to do with unions.
 
2013-03-09 03:02:12 AM  
If we make schools a blood free zone, then only criminals will have blood.
 
2013-03-09 03:10:47 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Were these "special" kids?  They had never seen blood before, didn't know what it is, asked if they could touch it, and then had to ask how to get it off their hands?  When I was in kindergarten, I was an expert at removing all evidence that I had come into contact with someone else's blood.


I doubt many of them have poured their own blood out on a plate before. Probably just like finger painting to them.
 
2013-03-09 03:40:16 AM  
Well, someone sure feels they can just make up reasons to delete posts...

When did fark turn into this?
 
2013-03-09 03:48:04 AM  
So were they forced to drink it at gunpoint?

*Ducks behind sandbags.*
 
2013-03-09 03:48:38 AM  
Lol public schooling
 
2013-03-09 03:58:31 AM  

SpaceBison: Probably just like finger painting to them


I didn't expect anyone to out-creep my comment, but you just did.  Kudos.
 
2013-03-09 04:43:02 AM  
Now they'll never get the kid's souls back from her.
 
2013-03-09 05:17:35 AM  
Black Metal Kindergarten!

Next week:  Church Burning
 
2013-03-09 05:30:42 AM  
Yeah, kindergarten teachers are people that are really passionate about teaching children, and thought the logical conclusion was to take a job that involves no actual teaching with people that aren't actually quite children yet.  And yet they're still creepily passionate about it, kind of the educational equivalent of a guy that treats his taxidermied animals like living pets and has little imaginary lives all worked out for them.

Insane's actually basically the least sinister thing a kindergarten teacher's likely to be, essentially.
 
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2013-03-09 05:56:30 AM  

Badgers: Well, someone sure feels they can just make up reasons to delete posts...

When did fark turn into this?


I have quit posting for literally months at a time because of shenanigans like that. Why bother when there's at least a 50/50 chance that whatever you write will get blown away?

/Waits for post to get deleted.
//Over-zealous mods.
 
2013-03-09 06:22:41 AM  
Hah. That was entertaining.
 
2013-03-09 07:48:10 AM  
FTA: "The teacher apologized, but they fired her anyway."

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2013-03-09 07:52:15 AM  
About a hundred years ago when I was a kid after the doctor gave you your inoculations for school they would snap the needle off one of the syringes and let you keep it. We all used them as squirt guns at school the first day.

I remember the doctor smoking in the office too.

/CS'sB
 
2013-03-09 08:11:22 AM  

LavenderWolf: Lionel Mandrake: Tastes like pennies.

Just once, I wish that coppery taste would be someone else's blood and not my own...

/Let's just say I've been hit in the face a lot
//And let's just say that it shows.


Punch able face?
 
2013-03-09 08:21:13 AM  
FTFA "The teacher has since apologized for her actions but was terminated nonetheless."

Presumably in a bath of holy water with a stake through her heart.
 
2013-03-09 08:57:52 AM  
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Approves
 
2013-03-09 09:59:55 AM  
GUNS!
 
2013-03-09 10:37:41 AM  
Gotdamn!
 
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