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(NPR)   What happened when humans met an 'alien' intelligence? Sex happened   (npr.org) divider line 62
    More: Obvious, homo floresiensis, Cro-Magnon, meadows, Neanderthal DNA, light-years, Neanderthals, sexes, mastodons  
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2013-03-09 12:14:50 AM  
kirkbangsgreenalienchick.jpg
 
2013-03-09 12:47:57 AM  
With nipples like that, who could resist?
 
2013-03-09 01:46:50 AM  
You know, I wouldn't fark ET, but I bet that long, glowing finger of his would give a mind blowing prostate massage.
 
2013-03-09 02:18:07 AM  
stupid sexy aliens
 
2013-03-09 02:19:39 AM  
And the offspring turned out to be bad. Real bad.

/never marry anybody with 6 fingers on each hand
 
2013-03-09 02:21:07 AM  
www.cheese-magnet.com

I'd hit it.
 
2013-03-09 02:23:54 AM  
My new favourite pickup line:  Got any neanderthal DNA in you?  Would you like some?
 
2013-03-09 02:29:58 AM  
Unga bunga Caveman Smurf want bunga bunga sexy lady
 
2013-03-09 02:30:43 AM  
starwrecked.com
 
2013-03-09 02:35:21 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-09 02:39:02 AM  
I've read this series...

sarahsaysreadbooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-09 02:39:14 AM  
No wonder they keep abducting us and probing our anuses.
 
2013-03-09 02:50:30 AM  
If only there was some sort of creative outlet for science-themed fiction, we wouldn't need it in our scientific articles.
 
2013-03-09 02:52:19 AM  
Riker?  He's a chaste monk compared to this guy:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-09 02:54:05 AM  
BUT, THE GELGAMEK VAGINA IS THREE FEET WIDE WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH!
 
2013-03-09 03:02:07 AM  
ugh, enough with the we, TFA!
 
2013-03-09 03:19:08 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-09 03:22:31 AM  
All of this has happened before...
 
2013-03-09 03:32:22 AM  
They had penis noses.  It's a primitive man's way of saying "hey, you think THIS is big?"

/who's your wooly mammoth?
 
2013-03-09 03:45:35 AM  
i296.photobucket.com

Bring on the alien sex goddesses!
 
2013-03-09 03:48:15 AM  
You got a one track mind Doc
 
2013-03-09 03:55:05 AM  
Giggity Giggity (Alien) Goo!
 
2013-03-09 04:06:03 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I'd turn it around and hit it like this.
 
2013-03-09 04:06:15 AM  
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the pants fell.
 
2013-03-09 04:22:53 AM  

gameshowhost: With nipples like that, who could resist?


www.gameanim.com

Nipples indeed.
 
2013-03-09 04:32:48 AM  
There was a 5th season Babylon 5 episode where it was discovered that one of the (minor) alien races on the show used to share their world with a similar race, their version of Neanderthals.  There was sexual relations between the races.. but it was discouraged, then made illegal, then punishable by death, then.. genocide.  The remaining race tried to cover up their history, but their own birth rates are decreasing without the other race, and may eventually end up extinct themselves.
 
2013-03-09 04:44:44 AM  
I'd like to post a pic of Longshanks from Braveheart saying, "If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out," but I can't do it from work :(
 
2013-03-09 06:09:29 AM  
Getting sick of these ads for Avatar II.
 
2013-03-09 06:14:08 AM  
Most likely, we attacked them and made slaves of their women.

/The lamenting of their women is the best...
 
2013-03-09 06:17:09 AM  
So, the author read the entire "Earth's Children" series. Yawn. Jean Aeul did all of this in "Clan of the Cave Bear".
 
2013-03-09 06:20:16 AM  
I've seen some neanderthal looking mother farkers.  I think those genes pop up every so often.
 
2013-03-09 06:31:08 AM  
Louis Wu agrees.
 
2013-03-09 06:38:29 AM  
Looks like this stuff is the next substitute for religion - another dumb way for a bunch of hairless apes to pretend to themselves that they are somehow special, unique, or anything but another kind of animal.
It's pathetic, really, and yet hilarious in it's own sad way.
 
2013-03-09 07:16:32 AM  
I'm pretty sure humans farked every living creature at least once by now. You just know some caveman seen some wooly mammoth in heat and said why not before being stomped to death.

The dinosaurs missed out.
 
2013-03-09 07:40:58 AM  

jso2897: Looks like this stuff is the next substitute for religion - another dumb way for a bunch of hairless apes to pretend to themselves that they are somehow special, unique, or anything but another kind of animal.
It's pathetic, really, and yet hilarious in it's own sad way.


I have NO idea what you're talking about. Can you clarify what you mean by "this stuff"? Or how describing two groups of early hominids meeting and banging is somehow "pretending" that people are "anything but another kind of animal"? Animals bang on the regular.
 
2013-03-09 07:50:56 AM  
Neanderthal=alien? Hmm. Is there any way we can get that Krulwich douche banned from writing anything about science ever again? And I read the whole thing in his voice too.
 
2013-03-09 08:09:18 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Louis Wu agrees.


I thought of Niven as well.
 
2013-03-09 08:09:46 AM  

Wrencher: Most likely, we attacked them and made slaves of their women.

/The lamenting of their women is the best...


Hard to say, man is as much a survivalist as he is a warmonger. Whether the neanderthals were seen as more asset or threat we will probably never know.

I'd say most likely it varied from group to group and tribe to tribe as population totals were small, territory was vast and as wildly as conditions varied so probably did the way these groups interacted.
 
2013-03-09 08:25:03 AM  

Wrencher: Most likely, we attacked them and made slaves of their women.

/The lamenting of their women is the best...


I doubt it. Back then, survival was a numbers game. They likely wanted more people to help ensure their survival.
 
2013-03-09 08:28:19 AM  

netgamer7k: And the offspring turned out to be bad. Real bad.

/never marry anybody with 6 fingers on each hand


shhh don't tell his secret

rogergastman.com

//ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING SEXY TIME THERE.
 
2013-03-09 08:46:00 AM  

LasersHurt: jso2897: Looks like this stuff is the next substitute for religion - another dumb way for a bunch of hairless apes to pretend to themselves that they are somehow special, unique, or anything but another kind of animal.
It's pathetic, really, and yet hilarious in it's own sad way.

I have NO idea what you're talking about. Can you clarify what you mean by "this stuff"? Or how describing two groups of early hominids meeting and banging is somehow "pretending" that people are "anything but another kind of animal"? Animals bang on the regular.


I don't communicate well this early - I was not talking about the article at all, but about the "human-alien mating theory" alluded to in the headline. Something I might have clarified had I not been caffiene impaired at the moment - sorry, man.
There are actually quite a few people who think we are descended from ET, and that that is what makes us "special".
 
2013-03-09 09:03:50 AM  
If there's an alien out there I haven't banged, I haven't met or banged them yet.
 
2013-03-09 09:06:49 AM  
bigotherbigother.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-09 09:16:50 AM  
 
2013-03-09 09:28:00 AM  
costumenetwork.com
 
2013-03-09 09:35:14 AM  
So how IS the night life on Cissalda?
 
2013-03-09 09:40:56 AM  
The desire to kill that which is different from us runs pretty deep, Just not as a deep as our desire to fark it first.
 
2013-03-09 09:48:54 AM  

ippolit: Quantum Apostrophe: Louis Wu agrees.

I thought of Niven as well.



Do you engage in rishathra?
 
2013-03-09 10:21:40 AM  

StrikitRich: [bigotherbigother.files.wordpress.com image 500x319]


Great movie.  Vampire aliens that like to fark.
 
2013-03-09 10:29:23 AM  

jso2897: LasersHurt: jso2897: Looks like this stuff is the next substitute for religion - another dumb way for a bunch of hairless apes to pretend to themselves that they are somehow special, unique, or anything but another kind of animal.
It's pathetic, really, and yet hilarious in it's own sad way.

I have NO idea what you're talking about. Can you clarify what you mean by "this stuff"? Or how describing two groups of early hominids meeting and banging is somehow "pretending" that people are "anything but another kind of animal"? Animals bang on the regular.

I don't communicate well this early - I was not talking about the article at all, but about the "human-alien mating theory" alluded to in the headline. Something I might have clarified had I not been caffiene impaired at the moment - sorry, man.
There are actually quite a few people who think we are descended from ET, and that that is what makes us "special".


Sorry you have to deal with hordes of people telling you how they are special because their caveman ancestors were rejected alien lab experiments. You know, as opposed to all ones telling you how special they are because humans are the only sentient species in the entire universe because God formed them of the dust of the ground and luvs them so very very much.

Most of us just have deal with people who think they are special because they don't eat gluten or they cancelled their Facebook account.
 
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