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(LA Times)   Justin Bieber gets all potty mouth with paparazzo, threatens to beat the fark out of him. Good thing his bodyguards were there to hold him back   (latimes.com) divider line 59
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2013-03-08 07:05:26 PM  
"I'LL BEAT THE FARK OUT OF YOU!"

Sure you will, cause you're such a hardcore thug.  LOLZ
 
2013-03-08 07:26:25 PM  
I swear to god there is a new Justin Bieber story every day. Stop feeding the troll.
 
2013-03-08 07:31:06 PM  

Earguy: I swear to god there is a new Justin Bieber story every day. Stop feeding the troll.


I dare you to say that to her face. Justin has been taking the women's self defense classes and she's one mean biatch.
 
2013-03-08 07:33:39 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Earguy: I swear to god there is a new Justin Bieber story every day. Stop feeding the troll.

I dare you to say that to her face. Justin has been taking the women's self defense classes and she's one mean biatch.


LOL. Yeah, I'd be annoyed by being young, filthy rich, and apparently quite desirable to young women, too.
 
2013-03-08 07:42:45 PM  
He has reached douche saturation level.  I saw on some other site (TMZ?) how he tweeted a picture of him in his hospital bed.  Hair all gelled up, hospital gown pulled down to around dick level with his underwear showing.
 
2013-03-08 08:11:57 PM  
One of the other sources had stills... The body guard looked like a dad taking a small child out of the mini-van, and the holding back part...ahem... Da fuk?
 
2013-03-08 08:15:57 PM  
What a horrible person. Ontario has a lot to answer for.
 
2013-03-08 08:16:40 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: He has reached douche saturation level.  I saw on some other site (TMZ?) how he tweeted a picture of him in his hospital bed.  Hair all gelled up, hospital gown pulled down to around dick level with his underwear showing.


My favorite part of that Instagram he posted on Twitter, was how he said he was listening to "Janice" Joplin.  One of the trashy celeb blogs I like to read posted it, and I laughed heartily for about 10 minutes.
 
2013-03-08 08:22:52 PM  
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The corn harvest will be good this year.
 
2013-03-08 08:23:14 PM  

FunkOut: What a horrible person. Ontario has a lot to answer for.


Hey whoa there, save some for Alberta (Nickleback) and Quebec (Celine Dion)...
 
2013-03-08 08:23:19 PM  

Coco LaFemme: My favorite part of that Instagram he posted on Twitter, was how he said he was listening to "Janice" Joplin.


LOL, it's Janis.

/Jawplin
 
2013-03-08 08:24:49 PM  
Beib, are you snorting the meth?  That's meth maggot behavior.

/should be a fun descent
 
2013-03-08 08:26:16 PM  
Anyone else think this is the last celebrity death throes of a guy who knows his 15 minutes is up soon? At this rate, he'll be firmly in "white rapper" territory in no time..
 
2013-03-08 08:27:07 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Coco LaFemme: My favorite part of that Instagram he posted on Twitter, was how he said he was listening to "Janice" Joplin.

LOL, it's Janis.

/Jawplin


I know.  He spelled it that way.  Hence why I found it so damn funny.
 
2013-03-08 08:29:18 PM  
Give him space. He's in transition from Justin Sparkles to Justin Daggers. His next album will be all about Dave Coulier.
 
2013-03-08 08:30:52 PM  
14:59:55
 
2013-03-08 08:32:59 PM  

FunkOut: What a horrible person. Ontario has a lot to answer for.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Justin Bieber on several occasions!!!
 
2013-03-08 08:42:15 PM  
I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

GIVE ME BACK MY PURSE!!!
 
2013-03-08 08:43:27 PM  
14:55.....14:56......14:57.......
 
2013-03-08 08:45:32 PM  
The uncensored video


"Back in the car baby"
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 08:47:33 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: He has reached douche saturation level.  I saw on some other site (TMZ?) how he tweeted a picture of him in his hospital bed.  Hair all gelled up, hospital gown pulled down to around dick level with his underwear showing.


"You jelly baby?"
i3.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-03-08 08:48:59 PM  
Look at that farking idiot.  Look where his Goddamned pants are.  I wish the bodyguard had let him go.  I would love to hear this little shiatheel got his ass kicked.
 
2013-03-08 09:00:28 PM  
The male Lindsay Lohan.

Are we ready to take bets, yet?
 
2013-03-08 09:02:07 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Look at that farking idiot.  Look where his Goddamned pants are.  I wish the bodyguard had let him go.  I would love to hear this little shiatheel got his ass kicked.


How do they even stay on?  Sheer doucheyness?
 
2013-03-08 09:03:09 PM  

Coco LaFemme: AdolfOliverPanties: He has reached douche saturation level.  I saw on some other site (TMZ?) how he tweeted a picture of him in his hospital bed.  Hair all gelled up, hospital gown pulled down to around dick level with his underwear showing.

My favorite part of that Instagram he posted on Twitter, was how he said he was listening to "Janice" Joplin.  One of the trashy celeb blogs I like to read posted it, and I laughed heartily for about 10 minutes.


There's a video on Youtube where he says he hasn't heard about "the sixteenth chapel" in Rome and another where he doesn't know what Germany is. I'm guessing this kid missed a lot of school....
 
2013-03-08 09:12:59 PM  
 1. not attending high school with its socialization lessons both in the classroom from teachers and in the 'streets' (hallways) from his fellow students, good and bad...

2.  always having 'handlers' and 'bodyguards' to constantly protect him, shelter him and prevent him learning anywhere near enough real world common sense, manners, grace and class....

3.  never having to face any consequences for his behaviour

ALL add up to this young man being headed for a terrible trainwreck in his 20's.
 
2013-03-08 09:16:16 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Earguy: I swear to god there is a new Justin Bieber story every day. Stop feeding the troll.

I dare you to say that to her face. Justin has been taking the women's self defense classes and she's one mean biatch.


THAT'S MY PURSE!
 
2013-03-08 09:30:22 PM  

Walker: The uncensored video


"Back in the car baby"


My 2 year old just had a meltdown while shopping. Me loading him into the back of our Dodge Caravan looked exactly like this.

/At least it didn't sound the same.
 
2013-03-08 09:36:52 PM  
Don't worry, in a few more years no one will be taking your picture
 
2013-03-08 09:51:35 PM  
I can't wait for the day one of his bodyguards is so fed up he lets the kid attack somebody. What is he 5'2 and a buck fifteen?
 
2013-03-08 09:52:54 PM  

Earguy: I swear to god there is a new Justin Bieber story every day. Stop feeding the troll.


JUSTIN BIEBER RUINS SIMCITY LAUNCH WITH 3D PRINTER
 
2013-03-08 10:26:57 PM  
I hope someone has been putting money away for this kid because he is about to burn out.
 
2013-03-08 11:55:12 PM  

uncleacid: I hope someone has been putting money away for embezzling from this kid because he is about to burn out.


Makes for a much better story; makes it more likely he'll end up:
www.dvd.net.au
Julian'd.
 
2013-03-09 12:40:52 AM  
bieber's tired of being known as a pretty boy, and he knows selena gomez wants a real man. so he's tryin to badboy himself up. he's gonna wind up knocked out by a dude like andy dick
 
2013-03-09 12:42:36 AM  

drewogatory: I can't wait for the day one of his bodyguards is so fed up he lets the kid attack somebody. What is he 5'2 and a buck fifteen?


Close. Most recent stats I found had him at 5'7 and 123.
 
2013-03-09 12:58:24 AM  

Kaybeck: drewogatory: I can't wait for the day one of his bodyguards is so fed up he lets the kid attack somebody. What is he 5'2 and a buck fifteen?

Close. Most recent stats I found had him at 5'7 and 123.


Might be the right size for Danzig to take on.
 
2013-03-09 01:00:37 AM  
I wonder if Bieber has the same agents as Michael Jackson did. Those money-grubbing bastards have no concept of human decency, work their victims like dogs, and will squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze every last drop of blood out of them to get that last dollar. Where even death will not be an escape from their horrible greed.

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2013-03-09 01:00:38 AM  

cnocnanrionnag: 1. not attending high school with its socialization lessons both in the classroom from teachers and in the 'streets' (hallways) from his fellow students, good and bad...

2.  always having 'handlers' and 'bodyguards' to constantly protect him, shelter him and prevent him learning anywhere near enough real world common sense, manners, grace and class....

3.  never having to face any consequences for his behaviour

ALL add up to this young man being headed for a terrible trainwreck in his 20's.


I really hated High School, but I can't deny I learned some important lessons about how NOT to treat people ( getting my ass kicked a few times helped that process along ). As much as I don't like to admit it, those "socialization" lessons learned in those years ARE pretty critical once you start working for a living...
 
2013-03-09 01:31:27 AM  
Guys....you need to stop being harsh to bieber otherwise Madbassist1 will come along and tell you your a nazi for hating Bieber

As I've said on other threads the sooner this kid stops singing and starts working as a checkout bagger at a grocery store the better.
 
2013-03-09 01:50:32 AM  
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Honey!  He's wet again!
 
2013-03-09 02:42:34 AM  
I can't honestly say that I blame him. There's bound to come a time when being constantly hounded by press and photographers following you around incessantly will send you over the edge, particularly when you're already pressured from having handlers all around you and under constant scrutiny from the press and the public.

That, and he's only 19. How many of us were always in complete control and never temperamental at that age? Even now there are times when I quite desperately want to be left alone for a while and have to fight to restrain myself from lashing out at people who intrude on my privacy.
 
2013-03-09 03:35:19 AM  
I have never been as jealous of someone I am completely embarassed for as the Bieb.

It is a weird mix of emotions.
 
2013-03-09 03:57:39 AM  

Smackledorfer: I have never been as jealous of someone I am completely embarassed for as the Bieb.

It is a weird mix of emotions.


You're jealous that he can fark any 14 year old on the planet?

Pedobear would like a word
 
2013-03-09 04:02:03 AM  
Such a potty mouth on that child! Does he suck his favorite roadie's pecker with that mouth?
 
2013-03-09 04:15:02 AM  
Let's try to have a little sympathy here...

If you were tapping this...
zonehdwallpapers.com

... (or at least getting a decent grope) on a fairly regular basis, and then were suddendly cut off, you'd probably go a little crazy, too.

On the other hand, maybe he's just an obnoxious little sh*t.
 
2013-03-09 05:06:24 AM  

LonMead: Let's try to have a little sympathy here...

If you were tapping this...
[zonehdwallpapers.com image 850x531]

... (or at least getting a decent grope) on a fairly regular basis, and then were suddendly cut off, you'd probably go a little crazy, too.

On the other hand, maybe he's just an obnoxious little sh*t.


She's a beard, just like Katie Holmes was for Tom Cruise.
 
2013-03-09 05:10:41 AM  

MmmmBacon: LonMead: Let's try to have a little sympathy here...

If you were tapping this...
[zonehdwallpapers.com image 850x531]

... (or at least getting a decent grope) on a fairly regular basis, and then were suddendly cut off, you'd probably go a little crazy, too.

On the other hand, maybe he's just an obnoxious little sh*t.

She's a beard, just like Katie Holmes was for Tom Cruise.


So you're thinking option #2, then?
 
2013-03-09 06:09:34 AM  

LonMead: MmmmBacon: LonMead: Let's try to have a little sympathy here...

If you were tapping this...
[zonehdwallpapers.com image 850x531]

... (or at least getting a decent grope) on a fairly regular basis, and then were suddendly cut off, you'd probably go a little crazy, too.

On the other hand, maybe he's just an obnoxious little sh*t.

She's a beard, just like Katie Holmes was for Tom Cruise.

So you're thinking option #2, then?


Indeed. A obnoxious little shiat, that also smokes the pole.
 
2013-03-09 07:52:36 AM  
JB's Britney Spears meltdown clock has been move to 4 minutes until midnight.
 
2013-03-09 08:34:49 AM  

moel: Guys....you need to stop being harsh to bieber otherwise Madbassist1 will come along and tell you your a nazi for hating Bieber

As I've said on other threads the sooner this kid stops singing and starts working as a checkout bagger at a grocery store the better.


GOTDEMIT I'MA FAMOUS!!!


You seem like you hold a grudge, son. Get some help for that shiat. Also, that little prick will never EVER bag groceries. He could never work another day in his life and still live well. He makes more in a day than you will in your entire wasted life and you just hate that shiat. Poor baby.
 
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