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(The Sun)   Hey, congratulations on the birth of your child. Now let's all celebrate by eating something that looks just like a newborn   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 68
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2013-03-08 06:50:36 PM
so is legal to video tape yourself violating one of these cakes??
 
2013-03-08 08:05:43 PM
MMMM...placenta icing is my favorite.
 
2013-03-08 08:29:26 PM
Ok, I thought the fruit salad one was cute.

But everything else...*shudder*
 
2013-03-08 09:22:47 PM
What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2013-03-08 09:26:53 PM

Langston: What the hell is wrong with people?


Uber Mommie syndrome. God help their husbands particularly if the kid is female.
 
2013-03-08 09:33:32 PM
That baby looks stillborn.
 
2013-03-08 10:18:47 PM
And boy, do I know about stillborns.

/much more than I ever wanted to know
 
2013-03-08 10:21:37 PM
Anyone else a little weirded out by the Mitchell-Dehner baby heads?
 
2013-03-08 10:29:32 PM
That's...just....gross. Who comes up with this crap anyway? The same freaks who have their placentas made into pills?

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/25/i-regret-eating-my-pla ce nta/
 
2013-03-08 10:37:37 PM
Well, I now know that baby cakes are a real thing.
 
2013-03-08 10:40:08 PM

cc_rider: That's...just....gross. Who comes up with this crap anyway? The same freaks who have their placentas made into pills?

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/25/i-regret-eating-my-pla ce nta/


So this mom went from eating pills containing who-knows-what to blaming her obstetrician for letting her take her placenta home.  Typical American.

Aren't you supposed to eat it raw or lightly sauteed?
 
2013-03-08 11:39:13 PM
THAT IS F*CKING REVOLTING.
 
2013-03-08 11:41:00 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: so is legal to video tape yourself violating one of these cakes??


Timestamp or it didn't happen
 
2013-03-08 11:44:45 PM
Save the buttocks for Uncle Phil.
 
2013-03-08 11:44:46 PM
They should cater one of those baby cakes over to the next meeting of Operation Rescue. I'd attend just to see Randell Terry's face.
 
2013-03-08 11:45:59 PM
White people.
 
2013-03-08 11:47:20 PM
aiminglow.com
 
2013-03-08 11:47:25 PM
2001.a-false-flag-odyssey.com
 
2013-03-08 11:47:57 PM
Yeah, my friend is preggo with twins and I helped with her baby shower. She said she wanted to sit for a"belly cast," and maybe we could use it somehow to design a cake that was her belly with the outlines of two pairs of feet poking through. I was like, so you want us to cannibalize your torso that still contains your unborn twins who are trying to stomp their way out of your uterus?

No thanks.
 
2013-03-08 11:51:12 PM
What kind of sick crazy bastard would make light of eating a baby?
 
2013-03-08 11:52:07 PM

Gyrfalcon: THAT IS F*CKING REVOLTING.


Aw come on.  The watermelon one was cute.
 
2013-03-08 11:52:10 PM
img265.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-08 11:55:46 PM
A titanic tradition as old as time.
 
2013-03-08 11:58:08 PM

eatin' fetus: What kind of sick crazy bastard would make light of eating a baby?


Agreed. At least wait until they're 3.
 
2013-03-08 11:59:55 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Yeah, my friend is preggo with twins and I helped with her baby shower. She said she wanted to sit for a"belly cast," and maybe we could use it somehow to design a cake that was her belly with the outlines of two pairs of feet poking through. I was like, so you want us to cannibalize your torso that still contains your unborn twins who are trying to stomp their way out of your uterus?

No thanks.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-09 12:03:43 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Yeah, my friend is preggo with twins and I helped with her baby shower. She said she wanted to sit for a"belly cast," and maybe we could use it somehow to design a cake that was her belly with the outlines of two pairs of feet poking through. I was like, so you want us to cannibalize your torso that still contains your unborn twins who are trying to stomp their way out of your uterus?

No thanks.

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i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-09 12:05:07 AM
Damnit, now you all had to go and make it weird.
 
2013-03-09 12:05:56 AM
No thanks-
 
2013-03-09 12:09:15 AM

jehovahs witness protection: MMMM...placenta icing is my favorite.


There's nothing like child placenta salad the day after a birth.
 
2013-03-09 12:09:52 AM

Fano:


You won.
 
2013-03-09 12:10:48 AM
So I suppose it would be in bad taste to put the cake into a white box and leave it on a piano?

Nahh.. This is Fark....

deadbabyonpiano.jpg
 
2013-03-09 12:14:55 AM

Actually, this is kinda cute


img.thesun.co.uk

 
2013-03-09 12:15:46 AM

eggrolls: Actually, this is kinda cute


Because the fruit was picked outside the uncanny valley.
 
2013-03-09 12:19:13 AM
Great.  Now I'm hungry.
 
2013-03-09 12:24:33 AM

jaylectricity: And boy, do I know about stillborns.

/much more than I ever wanted to know


Do you still have the ashes from the piano fire?
 
2013-03-09 12:27:54 AM
Fifty watts per channel.

/obscure?
 
2013-03-09 12:29:51 AM
BAKE BABY! BAKE BABY!
 
2013-03-09 12:32:39 AM

eatin' fetus: What kind of sick crazy bastard would make light of eating a baby?


You sick farker.
 
2013-03-09 12:37:06 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Odd shape ... this cake can't have been made by an expert

Right, cuz babies totally have normal cute skulls under that fat.

www.uofmhealth.org
 
2013-03-09 12:38:07 AM

jaylectricity: And boy, do I know about stillborns.

/much more than I ever wanted to know


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-09 12:42:55 AM

katerbug72: Fifty watts per channel.

/obscure?


First thing I think of when I hear "babycakes"
 
2013-03-09 12:44:31 AM
The only way that is disgusting is if it's carrot cake.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-09 12:53:16 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-09 12:57:21 AM
Are the babies they make them from organic?
 
2013-03-09 01:06:09 AM
This is no difference than Christians celebrating the Eucharist in which the followers eat Jesus and drink his blood,  I always hated being dragged to church for this crap.  I finally got tired of it and asked the priest:  "So what part of Jesus and I getting?"

He didn't find it amusing and asked me to leave.  I always noticed how intrigued my mom and all the old wrinkled ladies were about celebrating the Eucharist.  I guess they were happy because ther were getting the shaft.
 
2013-03-09 01:13:17 AM
www.islamtimes.org

Put that knife away, I'm going in
 
2013-03-09 01:22:18 AM

Gyrfalcon: THAT IS F*CKING REVOLTING.


So much this.
 
2013-03-09 01:26:12 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: White people.


Wonder which color (flavor) is more commonly ordered?
 
2013-03-09 01:51:22 AM
mother of god.  thanks for the nightmares, subby
 
2013-03-09 01:57:07 AM

God-is-a-Taco: [www.islamtimes.org image 387x370]

Put that knife away, I'm going in


Wait, isn't that the holocaust denying rabbi who's all buddy-buddy with Ahmadinejad (as seen in Religulous)?
 
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