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(STLToday)   This suspect's face is "the oddest thing I've ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement"   (stltoday.com) divider line 76
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2013-03-08 08:06:28 PM
He's never seen the mugshot round up.
 
2013-03-08 08:15:02 PM
Brought in for suspicion in the murder of one Qui-Gon Jin.
 
2013-03-08 08:15:34 PM
Flyover country extreme
 
2013-03-08 08:15:34 PM
hangout.altsounds.com
 
2013-03-08 08:16:19 PM
Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx? Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx? If you were, and you are, you're a jellicle cat.

Jellicle songs for jellicle cats.
 
2013-03-08 08:17:25 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-08 08:18:22 PM
When prowling the chain-link fences of the suburban concrete jungle at dusk, you need camouflage to blend in.
 
2013-03-08 08:18:31 PM
Looks pretty normal to me
 
2013-03-08 08:20:27 PM
It's not even a good skull tat, double fail.
 
2013-03-08 08:22:43 PM
that looks nothing like a skull
 
2013-03-08 08:23:02 PM
Whatever he's selling, I'll take two. I don't want my face chewed off.
 
2013-03-08 08:24:46 PM
I would have never guessed it's supposed to be a skull.
 
2013-03-08 08:25:03 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: [hangout.altsounds.com image 850x637]


eRR, Umm, it is methinks possible to ahh, 'remove' this makeup from the white middle-class pusses of these performers, is it not? So it's not quite the, mmm, same commitment to, err, 'tribal display'.

We seem to be shifting backwards in the continuum (assuming there is a 'backwards' there).
 
2013-03-08 08:26:11 PM
I guess at some point, you figure, "fark it, I'm going to spend most of my time in prison; no need to be presentable for any other context."
 
2013-03-08 08:26:41 PM
Makes that other SkullFace Guy look like a goddamn Cassanova. What kind of drugs make you think that is a good idea?
 
2013-03-08 08:28:34 PM
Being a criminal and being that recognizable is pretty stupid.  Its not like he can shave his head or grow a beard or something to alter his appearance.

I'm guessing he is a thief because he couldn't get a decent job because of that tat.
 
2013-03-08 08:28:36 PM
OK, petty criminal class...we'll start the semester with some basics....

Lesson 1: Try not to do or wear anything to make you stand out or be memorable.
 
2013-03-08 08:29:21 PM
Wow so many bad decisions after only 24 years of life.
 
2013-03-08 08:29:30 PM
Looks more like an Oni to me.

www.bikerringshop.com


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni
 
2013-03-08 08:30:02 PM
Subhuman
 
2013-03-08 08:30:21 PM
course he's stealin'...  who the fark would hire him?
 
2013-03-08 08:32:06 PM
Are there any tatoo artists on Fark?

There must be. So, I have a question for you. When someone comes in and asks for a tatoo like this, what do you say? Do you try to talk them out of it? Do you encourage them?

Do you have a side business in tattoo removal?

Because this just screams "I don't ever want to get a job other than possibly as a tattoo artist or a sideshow freak".

Ego edo infantia cattus: [hangout.altsounds.com image 850x637]


And yeah - that's just makeup. It may look ridiculous, but it washes off after the concert.

And Gene Simmons probably makes more money than the 100 richest farkers combined including Drew. You're damn right I would put on silly-looking makeup if I could make that kind of money. Plus, his wife is hot and his kids seem somewhat sane, especially if you compare them to Ozzy Osbourne's kids.
 
2013-03-08 08:34:11 PM

Happy Hours: Are there any tatoo artists on Fark?

There must be. So, I have a question for you. When someone comes in and asks for a tatoo like this, what do you say? Do you try to talk them out of it? Do you encourage them?

Do you have a side business in tattoo removal?

Because this just screams "I don't ever want to get a job other than possibly as a tattoo artist or a sideshow freak".

Ego edo infantia cattus: [hangout.altsounds.com image 850x637]

And yeah - that's just makeup. It may look ridiculous, but it washes off after the concert.

And Gene Simmons probably makes more money than the 100 richest farkers combined including Drew. You're damn right I would put on silly-looking makeup if I could make that kind of money. Plus, his wife is hot and his kids seem somewhat sane, especially if you compare them to Ozzy Osbourne's kids.


I'm betting this guy's tattoo was a home job.
 
2013-03-08 08:36:13 PM
Hey, by all means.  If you're going to go for a life of crime, DO get the distinctive full-face tatoo.  Because there is absolutely NO drawback to being easily recognizable and completely unable to blend into any crowd.
 
2013-03-08 08:40:52 PM

enik: Wow so many bad decisions after only 24 years of life.


That's what I was thinking.  He's got his whole life ahead of him.
 
2013-03-08 08:41:36 PM
On the bright side he'll never have a problem getting picked out of a line up.
 
2013-03-08 08:45:13 PM
I hope he got enough money for drugs so  he can admire himself in the mirror.
 
2013-03-08 08:57:43 PM
I don't see what is so funny about the headline, I mean the police weren't lieing were they? That is very nearly the strangest tattoo job I've ever seen even with the internet's wide array of dumb-asses. OTH I always tell my students write/text nothing, take no pictures, admit nothing, they never listen but you gotta try to keep them out of trouble.
 
2013-03-08 08:59:28 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Hey, by all means.  If you're going to go for a life of crime, DO get the distinctive full-face tatoo.  Because there is absolutely NO drawback to being easily recognizable and completely unable to blend into any crowd.


See, this is why I use facepaint when I go on my crime sprees.

Everyone is all, 'Yes, Officer, the thief had a penis tattoo on his face. It was circumcised, with veins all over it'.
And media outlets will be all like, 'Yesterday, homeowners were wakened by as series of early morning burglaries. Reports suggest the culprit was a heavily tattooed man. Viewers of a sensitive disposition should look away now as we show an artist's impression of the man's distinctive tattoos'.

And I'd be pissing myself laughing as I wash the penis off my face.
 
2013-03-08 09:04:51 PM
 "the oddest thing I've ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement"

This cop musta been a desk-jockey all those years- I'm mid 50's and
I saw weirder stuff than that before I was 10 years old (and not a cop)-
 
2013-03-08 09:05:18 PM
Bet he was stealing Faygo. (And magnets.)
 
2013-03-08 09:11:10 PM
He is just preparing himself for his prison nickname.

Skull fark
 
2013-03-08 09:13:13 PM
"I can't explain it. It's just odd."

www.geekosystem.com
 
2013-03-08 09:14:18 PM
Mr. Cool Ice wanted for questioning.
 
2013-03-08 09:15:50 PM

Bung_Howdy: "the oddest thing I've ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement"

This cop musta been a desk-jockey all those years- I'm mid 50's and
I saw weirder stuff than that before I was 10 years old (and not a cop)-


That's what I was thinking too.  If a bad face tattoo is the weirdest thing you've seen as a cop, you must be pretty green.
 
2013-03-08 09:19:45 PM
Adam's selling stolen goods?  I find that hard to believe -- he has such an honest face!
 
2013-03-08 09:22:37 PM
Someone walks out of a tattoo shop with something like that you may as well preemptively arrest them right then and there.
 
2013-03-08 09:28:47 PM
You know who needs to get arrested?
The guy who tattooed his face.
 
2013-03-08 09:36:04 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-08 09:38:15 PM
A life of unemployment or prison. Take your pick, son.
 
2013-03-08 09:44:54 PM

Richard Head: Whatever he's selling, I'll take two. I don't want my face chewed off.


I lol'd.
 
2013-03-08 10:14:46 PM
He's only 24.  Just think, he probably has a good 10 years left of poor life choices to make.
 
2013-03-08 10:19:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-08 10:23:32 PM
I'm not fond of needless violence, but if there was one person who needs their life confiscated, just for the public safety, he does.

Farker Soze: He's only 24.  Just think, he probably has a good 10 years left of poor life choices to make.


Hopefully, one of those choices will complete that.
 
2013-03-08 10:23:46 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-08 10:34:19 PM
bearcastradio.com
 
2013-03-08 10:37:24 PM
static.moviefanatic.com
He was kind a funny lookin'. He wasn't circumcised.
 
2013-03-08 10:53:28 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Being a criminal and being that recognizable is pretty stupid.  Its not like he can shave his head or grow a beard or something to alter his appearance.

I'm guessing he is a thief because he couldn't get a decent job because of that tat.


One has to wonder which came first: The inability to get a good job, or the facial tattoo?
 
2013-03-08 10:55:05 PM
He looks like a fine young man, lets make him director of HR.
 
2013-03-08 10:59:07 PM

Rufus Lee King: No one here knows from "Zombie Boy"? Shame upon you.

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I'd hire that guy.  He shows dedication and drive.  The guy in the article with the "skull" tattoo just looks lazy and impulsive.
 
2013-03-08 11:10:10 PM
Are you REA-DY? TRANSFORMATION CENTRAL!
 
2013-03-08 11:20:02 PM
Sheriff last seen holding on to his hat, riding shotgun while some english chap does a barrel roll in a car while a slide whistle plays.
 
2013-03-08 11:22:12 PM

Farker Soze: Rufus Lee King: No one here knows from "Zombie Boy"? Shame upon you.

[funkyforyou.files.wordpress.com image 700x477]

[static.neatorama.com image 500x349]

I'd hire that guy.  He shows dedication and drive.  The guy in the article with the "skull" tattoo just looks lazy and impulsive.


He has had at least some success with a modeling career. I saw him in a spot for makeup once. They covered him until you couldn't tell he had tattoos. Then he washed the makeup off. It was really neat looking. It looked like he was drawing tattoos all over his body in real time.
 
2013-03-08 11:47:26 PM
wmdeez.files.wordpress.com
Curtis Algier says, "Meh."
 
2013-03-08 11:54:33 PM
Wow, I just feel bad for the kid. I was also pretty stupid in my late teens/early twenties.... not "face tattoo" stupid, but yeah pretty stupid just the same.
Having been a 70s teenager I always say "When we were teens we also worked at being funny-looking, it's just that the kids today are so much more successful at it." With kids like this one really proving my point.
 
2013-03-09 12:13:28 AM

LovingTeacher: I don't see what is so funny about the headline, I mean the police weren't lieing were they? That is very nearly the strangest tattoo job I've ever seen even with the internet's wide array of dumb-asses. OTH I always tell my students write/text nothing, take no pictures, admit nothing, they never listen but you gotta try to keep them out of trouble.


The problem is, that makes for an incredibly boring life.
 
2013-03-09 12:22:51 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com


Rufus Lee King: No one here knows from "Zombie Boy"? Shame upon you.

[funkyforyou.files.wordpress.com image 700x477]

[static.neatorama.com image 500x349]


He hangs out a few streets from where I live. That is when he's in Montreal. Quiet guy.
 
2013-03-09 12:51:33 AM
GungFu:  And I'd be pissing myself laughing as I wash the penis off my face.


Well,  that's probably the first time that sentence has ever been used.
 
2013-03-09 12:55:42 AM
This struck me as odder.
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-09 01:24:54 AM
yeah... that'll help. call the police and inform them you bought stolen items. then they take the items, don't refund your money and debate arresting you. i'd pass....
 
2013-03-09 01:25:10 AM
Pssh...what a bonehead.
 
2013-03-09 01:31:29 AM
Reminds me of Ralph Wiggam in his Peter Chris make up
 
2013-03-09 01:46:28 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-09 03:46:09 AM
i45.tinypic.com
Seriously?
 
2013-03-09 03:47:09 AM
LOL
springfieldmugshots.com


www.blondenerd.com
 
2013-03-09 03:47:24 AM
ill-use.com

www.indiaonrent.com
 
2013-03-09 04:05:17 AM

Farty McPooPants: enik: Wow so many bad decisions after only 24 years of life.

That's what I was thinking.  He's got his whole life ahead of him.


Probably won't be a very long one.
 
2013-03-09 04:35:55 AM

eldoobie: [i45.tinypic.com image 196x257]
Seriously?


It's a human bullfrog..
 
2013-03-09 05:31:44 AM

puckrock2000: [wmdeez.files.wordpress.com image 370x278]
Curtis Algier says, "Meh."


That's because it's probably the only word that dumb-ass knows.


Rufus Lee King: No one here knows from "Zombie Boy"? Shame upon you.

[funkyforyou.files.wordpress.com image 700x477]

[static.neatorama.com image 500x349]


Yeah, extreme coverage doesn't always look great or even good, but he's amazing.  Just beautiful work.  Fits him perfectly.
 
2013-03-09 06:37:45 AM

JasonOfOrillia: This struck me as odder.


You should see him smoking weed explaining how that happened.
 
2013-03-09 06:41:43 AM

Redwing:


But does she have a rough scratchy tongue?
 
2013-03-09 07:09:32 AM

sirrerun: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]


Came for the guy with the snake on his face.
 
2013-03-09 08:43:56 AM
There must be something weird going on up those bluffs. Paula Sims and now this guy?

Makes you want to put the old bridge back to slow down the crazies coming into Missouri.
 
2013-03-09 10:59:23 AM
Quig-Quig, is that you?

Also missing "Poor Impulse Control"
 
2013-03-09 05:23:13 PM

Badafuco: GungFu:  And I'd be pissing myself laughing as I wash the penis off my face.


Well,  that's probably the first time that sentence has ever been used.


It certainly was the first time I ever farkied anything like that....

/farkied plenty of amazing things over the years up to & including someone whittling a wooden dildo for themselves
 
2013-03-09 06:31:41 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 848x852]


Rufus Lee King: No one here knows from "Zombie Boy"? Shame upon you.

[funkyforyou.files.wordpress.com image 700x477]

[static.neatorama.com image 500x349]

He hangs out a few streets from where I live. That is when he's in Montreal. Quiet guy.




An old favorite sci fi story. I still have some hope that someday there will be a good movie made from that story.
 
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