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(Gawker)   And now, the only reason in more than a decade you might actually want to buy a copy of Maxim magazine   (gawker.com) divider line 85
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2013-03-08 08:35:30 PM
underdefined philtrum. would not hit.
 
2013-03-08 08:48:43 PM
Hello Topanga!
 
2013-03-08 09:12:58 PM
Computer says yes!
 
2013-03-08 09:26:29 PM
typing with my left hand right now
 
2013-03-08 09:30:14 PM
This chick never did a thing for me - short/chunky/bad haircut and a biatch to boot.
 
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2013-03-08 09:33:20 PM
t1.gstatic.com

aww yeah, take it off girlfriend!
 
2013-03-08 09:33:57 PM

douchebag/hater: This chick never did a thing for me - short/chunky/bad haircut and a biatch to boot.


I'm sure she'll be crushed to hear she doesn't meet your standards, studtroll69.
 
2013-03-08 09:34:27 PM
I dunno, Alizee was pretty compelling
 
2013-03-08 09:39:05 PM
She did a weak Soup spinoff on Style for a while.

cdn2.maxim.com

Four feet tall?
 
2013-03-08 09:40:37 PM
She went for the full-on duck lips. Sad.
 
2013-03-08 09:44:22 PM

SpikeStrip: underdefined philtrum. would not hit.


Is a philtrum something to do with massive round boobs?

/yes I know I looked it up
 
2013-03-08 09:45:43 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

What happened to her lady bumps? I think she prayed to the Salma Hayek Goddess of Boobs.
 
2013-03-08 09:46:47 PM
Let me know when Lacey Chabert does a Playboy spread, then I'll be interested...

\i only say Playboy because I didn't want to come off as a total pig...
\\which doesn't matter since you've all read between the lines...
\\\but I'm not a pig - just so we're clear....
 
2013-03-08 09:46:50 PM
If only there were some way to see pictures of women in their underwear without buying Maxim.
 
2013-03-08 09:47:21 PM
That is a good looking magazine cover.
 
2013-03-08 09:47:37 PM
Why buy it, a whole year's subscription is free.
 
2013-03-08 09:49:27 PM

jaytkay: She went for the full-on duck lips. Sad.


I dunno, she's always had pretty full lips, one of the hot features she had back in the day. In the pics they show her mouth is open so she's not doing that kind of ducklip thing at least. Either way she's still hot.
 
2013-03-08 09:50:44 PM

UberNeuman: Let me know when Lacey Chabert does a Playboy spread, then I'll be interested...

\i only say Playboy because I didn't want to come off as a total pig...
\\which doesn't matter since you've all read between the lines...
\\\but I'm not a pig - just so we're clear....


Lacey Chabert is never going to be in a position where she has to do Swank, Lindsey Lohan on the other hand....
 
2013-03-08 09:53:48 PM
MAXIMum airbrushing.
 
2013-03-08 09:56:38 PM
What happened to her lady bumps? I think she prayed to the Salma Hayek Goddess of Boobs.

Oh man. You've just summoned the implant deniers. They WILL fight you over this.
 
2013-03-08 10:00:01 PM

drewogatory: What happened to her lady bumps? I think she prayed to the Salma Hayek Goddess of Boobs.

Oh man. You've just summoned the implant deniers. They WILL fight you over this.


He's likely also summoned the ones who say any woman with large tits have fakes. The only way to settle this is to let me see them bared and let me touch them, and maybe nibble on the nipples a bit, and fall asleep on them, and motorboat them and...pardon me, but I have a bunk I need to be getting to.
 
2013-03-08 10:00:45 PM
She has a certain...thickness that i find very appealing
 
2013-03-08 10:01:59 PM
GIS for Danielle Fishelle

What is the I don't even

us.cdn003.fansshare.com
 
2013-03-08 10:08:53 PM
so back in college I used to sign up for a lot of those free magazine offers.  Anyway, as some of those magazines went under, the subscriptions got rolled over to another of that publisher's magazines.  Long story short, I've had a free subscription to Maxim for 6 years now that goes until 2015
 
2013-03-08 10:09:50 PM

jaytkay: GIS for Danielle Fishelle

What is the I don't even

[us.cdn003.fansshare.com image 450x539]


I was aiming for those titties.
 
2013-03-08 10:11:35 PM

UberNeuman: Let me know when Lacey Chabert does a Playboy spread, then I'll be interested...

\i only say Playboy because I didn't want to come off as a total pig...
\\which doesn't matter since you've all read between the lines...
\\\but I'm not a pig - just so we're clear....


Well, here's her current gig...


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

But, CN is cancelling Young Justice and there's just 2 episodes left now
 
2013-03-08 10:12:37 PM

Bubblegum Tate: so back in college I used to sign up for a lot of those free magazine offers.  Anyway, as some of those magazines went under, the subscriptions got rolled over to another of that publisher's magazines.  Long story short, I've had a free subscription to Maxim for 6 years now that goes until 2015


I'm sorry
 
2013-03-08 10:12:44 PM

drewogatory: What happened to her lady bumps? I think she prayed to the Salma Hayek Goddess of Boobs.

Oh man. You've just summoned the implant deniers. They WILL fight you over this.


In all fairness, it's fairly dumb to compare a picture of her when she was 13 or 14 to a picture of her as an adult and be all "What happened?"

You see, when a girl becomes a woman, things start to change...
 
2013-03-08 10:16:11 PM
I thought Topanga just had one big eye
 
2013-03-08 10:17:50 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

I'd tongue punch her fartbox like it owed me money... or something like that.
 
2013-03-08 10:23:09 PM
Wow who cares?
 
2013-03-08 10:27:17 PM
topanga was never hot.

paper bag
 
2013-03-08 10:31:54 PM
Well, I've always thought Danielle Fishel was hot. Go me.
 
2013-03-08 10:36:23 PM

w00ty: topanga was never hot.

paper bag


Ok there, Studman69.
 
2013-03-08 10:41:17 PM
I'd probe her canyon.
 
2013-03-08 10:53:05 PM

Genevieve Marie: w00ty: topanga was never hot.

paper bag

Ok there, Studman69.


Even Studman69 wasn't that gay
 
2013-03-08 10:57:44 PM
oblig
topoften.com
 
2013-03-08 10:58:43 PM
She looks a little like porn star Charlene Garcia
 
2013-03-08 11:08:02 PM
I have to say that I was a generation too early for finding Topanga crushable.

That said, she's grown up mighty fine.
 
2013-03-08 11:10:16 PM
I was getting ready for work this morning (out of town, at a hotel) and I was watching Boy Meets World for some odd reason (probably just curious how it has held up, nothing else was on).

In the episode they were still in middle school.  Characters talked about cigarettes, sex, and the dad drank a beer....

You can't get away with any of that on broadcast TV anymore.
 
2013-03-08 11:12:51 PM
Wait, Maxim is still around? Don't people realize you can use the internet to find semi-naked (or even naked) women for free?

Hell, how is Playboy still in business?
 
2013-03-08 11:18:31 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: drewogatory: What happened to her lady bumps? I think she prayed to the Salma Hayek Goddess of Boobs.

Oh man. You've just summoned the implant deniers. They WILL fight you over this.

He's likely also summoned the ones who say any woman with large tits have fakes. The only way to settle this is to let me see them bared and let me touch them, and maybe nibble on the nipples a bit, and fall asleep on them, and motorboat them and...pardon me, but I have a bunk I need to be getting to.


I used to be a big defender for Brooke Burke, given the way they hung... until I found out what her husband did for a living.
 
2013-03-08 11:20:26 PM
This show is proof I'm old. 

I've never seen an episode (I'm too old to have watched it) but the frenzy about this new sequel show is getting my dander up!
People are acting like it's TVs second coming and I'm all "It's no Cheers reunion!!  You're acting like they're making "What's Happenin' Now, but Really NOW"
And the kids are all "Nah, man, this is classic TV!  This and Clarrissa Explains it All and I'm all like Nah, man!  Moonlighting is some good TV!!!

/onion, yellow fatty beans, et. al.
 
2013-03-08 11:28:41 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
/oblig
 
2013-03-08 11:37:54 PM
To quote Nick Cave:

You know those fish
With the swolen lips
That clean the ocean floor?

When I looked at poor old O'Malley's wife
That's exactly what I saw.
 
2013-03-08 11:41:58 PM
She is exactly ten years younger than me.
 
2013-03-08 11:49:20 PM
MAXIM... Which means "stripping only to a bikini" in English.
 
2013-03-08 11:49:45 PM

douchebag/hater: This chick never did a thing for me - short/chunky/bad haircut and a biatch to boot.


she had an overdeveloped chest area as a kid.. just like Tootie.  An overdeveloped chest will make you look bigger than you actually are, especially depending on how you dress (and when you're a kid, you're not supposed to dress in certain ways, so.......)

she came by her big'uns naturally, though.  haters who want to hate, should stick to real dolls.
 
2013-03-08 11:51:32 PM

drewogatory: What happened to her lady bumps? I think she prayed to the Salma Hayek Goddess of Boobs.

Oh man. You've just summoned the implant deniers. They WILL fight you over this.


damn straight.  Topanga's tittyballs were always real.
 
2013-03-08 11:52:16 PM
Yeah, I had a subscription to Maxim for awhile. I liked it, it was a fun magazine, had hot chicks, cool articles, etc...

Then they started branching off with other stupid magazines, and left a abused and stripped Maxim on my doorstep. How long ago was that? Yeah, 10 years sounds about right.
 
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