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(Daily Mail)   Holly Madison rockets to top of the "Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names" leader board   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2013-03-08 08:43:34 PM  
Oh FFS.
 
2013-03-08 08:47:04 PM  
  She'll be the first stripper to use her real name...
 
2013-03-08 08:49:54 PM  
There are more ridiculous ones out there.
 
2013-03-08 08:54:20 PM  
She's borderline retarded, so this is somewhat understandable.  What is Paltrow's excuse?
 
2013-03-08 08:55:01 PM  
Uhhhhhh, Holly. I think your dress is too tight....
i274.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 09:01:07 PM  
Rainbow Rotella


Isn't that a pasta shape?
 
2013-03-08 09:04:31 PM  
Which of the 3 has the ridiculous name? I'm gonna need some clarification.
 
2013-03-08 09:05:46 PM  
According to this page, the leaderboard is topped by Penn Jillette's daughter Moxie Crimefighter.

IMO, Moxie has a much better name and future ahead of her than Rainbow.
 
2013-03-08 09:08:05 PM  
hannaford.gsnrecipes.com

R.I.P.
 
2013-03-08 09:08:22 PM  
Rainbow Aurora Rotella. RAR. In eighteen years will you still be able to open her with Win-Zip?
 
2013-03-08 09:13:03 PM  
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www.5dollardinners.com
 
2013-03-08 09:14:48 PM  
Our waitress at dinner tonight was named "Sunshine".

Also knew a girl in school named "Radiance". Why yes, her parents were hippies.
 
2013-03-08 09:15:09 PM  
All she's done is guarantee that this kid spends her 18th birthday at the courthouse filing for a name change.
 
2013-03-08 09:17:23 PM  

Babbs: Uhhhhhh, Holly. I think your dress is too tight....
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Wooooow.
 
2013-03-08 09:22:01 PM  

fusillade762: Our waitress at dinner tonight was named "Sunshine".

Also knew a girl in school named "Radiance". Why yes, her parents were hippies.


My wife had a waitress named Summer Camp. I don't know how she got the last name out of the poor girl. Unless the waitress was real-life trolling.
 
2013-03-08 09:24:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-08 09:27:47 PM  
It's gonna be hard to upset either frank zappa or bob geldof on that front..
 
2013-03-08 09:33:19 PM  

Somaticasual: It's gonna be hard to upset either frank zappa



   whatever became of Weasel and MoonGlow anyway????
 
2013-03-08 09:35:46 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 09:36:18 PM  
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2013-03-08 09:40:20 PM  

AcesFull: Somaticasual: It's gonna be hard to upset either frank zappa


   whatever became of Weasel and MoonGlow anyway????


I think dweezil hosted a show, and moon unit is apparently an actress along with diva zappa. No clue on Ahmet, though.
 
2013-03-08 09:42:29 PM  
I've a cousin named Rainbow.  It's not as uncommon as you might believe.
 
2013-03-08 09:44:30 PM  

LDM90: fusillade762: Our waitress at dinner tonight was named "Sunshine".

Also knew a girl in school named "Radiance". Why yes, her parents were hippies.

My wife had a waitress named Summer Camp. I don't know how she got the last name out of the poor girl. Unless the waitress was real-life trolling.


Heh. Went to college with a guy named Rusty Buick. Though I'm not 100% sure Rusty was his real first name.
 
2013-03-08 09:48:09 PM  
who?  did she name her Ashley?
 
2013-03-08 09:59:29 PM  

RoyHobbs22: who?  did she name her Ashley?


Right there with you on the short bus to hell, Roy!
 
2013-03-08 10:12:51 PM  
Are there statistics on how many of these people either change their names or go by another name?
 
2013-03-08 10:20:22 PM  
didn't nic cage name his son kal-el?  and i think jonathan davis from korn named his son pirate.  so yeah, rainbow is pretty damn normal compared to those.
 
2013-03-08 10:24:57 PM  
Rainbow Aurora, while very "Hippies at the commune circa 1969", is not the worst name I've ever seen for a kid, whether famous or otherwise.  Surprisingly, she could have done a lot worse.
 
2013-03-08 10:28:20 PM  
Now she'll have to be a hippy... or a lesbo
 
2013-03-08 10:32:30 PM  
www.fleetequipmentmag.com
 
2013-03-08 10:34:55 PM  
Why is Holly Madison classified as a celebrity to begin with? Can she even count to potato?

I hope these aholes have enough money for the counseling their stupidly named kids will require.
 
2013-03-08 10:43:31 PM  

varmitydog: Rainbow Aurora Rotella. RAR. In eighteen years will you still be able to open her with Win-Zip?


No, but I imagine a fifth of Southern Comfort will do the trick.
 
2013-03-08 10:47:37 PM  
I have a nephew named Rusty Lanter.
 
2013-03-08 10:52:55 PM  
  Rusty Shackleford here...
 
2013-03-08 11:23:05 PM  
Rainow Areola? Sounds infectious.
 
2013-03-08 11:25:41 PM  
I want to give my first born the middle name "motherfarking" doesn't matter what the first and last name are.

Dennis Motherfarking Crotchgrabber
 
2013-03-08 11:32:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: I want to give my first born the middle name "motherfarking" doesn't matter what the first and last name are.

Dennis Motherfarking Crotchgrabber


   I live down south..below the Donna Dixon line.   We would pronounce that Throatwobbler Mangrove.
 
2013-03-08 11:40:12 PM  
Next up on the stage give it up for Mary Anderson fellas!
 
2013-03-08 11:43:12 PM  
Pft, "ridiculous."

Call me for the shock and outrage when they ask some celebrity what she's going to name her baby: "Oh, Mary if it's a girl, John if it's a boy."
Media: WHAT?!?! Not something bizarre and outlandish?!??! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER??!!?
 
2013-03-09 12:13:40 AM  
Weirdest name I've ever heard was Marijuana Christmas.
 
2013-03-09 12:51:34 AM  
Rainbow after the Gay flag her boyfriend secretly flies in his closet.
 
2013-03-09 01:02:53 AM  
Rainbow Aurora sounds like the name a five year old girl would make up for a princess, so I can see why Holly picked it out for her daughter. She seems like she has that kind of personality.

And, in a weird way, I kind of like it. She doesn't have to go by Rainbow all the time. She could go with just Rain, or Bo. Or Aurora. I don't think Bo is terrible, though I guess everyone would probably call her B. O. in grade school, but honestly when your mom is an ex-playboy bunny you're going to get made fun of for a lot of things anyway.
 
2013-03-09 01:48:24 AM  
I would tell you about my half-Filipino friend, Wayne Dwop, but you wouldn't believe me...
 
2013-03-09 01:58:32 AM  
It's very hippie commune, but hardly the worst celebrity baby name. They're both actual words, and Aurora beautiful. There's no way it's beating some of the other gems celebrity parents have come up with (Exhibits A and B being Bob Geldof's and Jamie Oliver's kids).
 
2013-03-09 02:42:07 AM  
Should probably note here, Lisa Ling also gave birth today.

It's a daughter; they named her Jett.
 
2013-03-09 02:53:28 AM  

FunkOut: Rainow Areola? Sounds infectious.


That's how the blue waffle starts.

/Aurora is high up the list if I have a daughter, love that name
//Rainbow on the other hand....
 
2013-03-09 03:46:53 AM  
I *LIKE* Rainbow.  its pretty.

You are all just jealous because you didnt think of it.

Im going to rename my wife Rainbow.
 
2013-03-09 03:48:27 AM  
Already got my kids' names picked out.
Dicktrain
Yambag Squats
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob Jr.
Rotating Butt Stump
My Name Is Not Clarence
 
2013-03-09 04:26:17 AM  

LDM90: fusillade762: Our waitress at dinner tonight was named "Sunshine".

Also knew a girl in school named "Radiance". Why yes, her parents were hippies.

My wife had a waitress named Summer Camp. I don't know how she got the last name out of the poor girl. Unless the waitress was real-life trolling.


That's actually kind of smart, in this modern world of stolen identities and people stalking each other through the internet.  How the fark do you find a photo of a girl named Summer Camp?  It's like naming your son National Banks.
 
2013-03-09 05:29:39 AM  
So she named the kid Rainbow because she grew up with someone with that name? Well, she's from Astoria, Oregon, and I live there now, so I've probably run into the original Rainbow in sweatpants and pushing three bills down at Safeway.
 
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