FARK.com: (7633569) Remember that haze of stories from the pages of Fark this week? Hope you haven't blown out that short-term memory completely, because it's time for the Fark Quiz

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		Remember that haze of stories from the pages of Fark this week? Hope you haven't blown out that short-term memory completely, because it's time for the Fark Quiz (fark.com)		40
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Unfreakable		2013-03-08 04:20:29 PM

Every week I say it, and it's always true-your fellow Farkers write the questions every single week, and they kick ass at it. This week, thanks go out to Sim Tree, MaxxLarge, cjoshuav, and meow said the dog. Excellent work.

Unfreakable		2013-03-08 04:22:02 PM

Winners of last week's quiz:

catastrophe averted 1016
SoundOfOneHandWanking 1001
Nunpoo 992
HammerHeadSnark 971
maddogdelta 952
AqueousBoy 943
bratface 930
mfgordon 927
Old_Fark 925
Oliver Twisted 924

Hope to see who can repeat this week

Unfreakable		2013-03-08 04:23:28 PM

And the Easy Quiz: http://www.fark.com/quiz/206

I_C_Weener		2013-03-08 04:29:42 PM

I do better on this quiz when I'm just randomly guessing.

Gig103		2013-03-08 04:42:19 PM

Unfreakable: And the Easy Quiz: http://www.fark.com/quiz/206

Oh thank God. After 3/11 on the hard quiz I needed an ego boost.

Odd Bird		2013-03-08 04:44:48 PM

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 879
2 minutes (134 seconds)

A record for me I think.

feckingmorons		2013-03-08 04:45:26 PM

The cat helped this week. I think I scored better than last week.

Hack Patooey		2013-03-08 04:51:00 PM

Uranus Megahertz944nthnasmth933calbert911Odd Bird879Hack Patooey835R. Paulson821Maud Dib759cbuhler753Blues_X751MissFeasance746

I expect this to last until I refresh the page in about 10 minutes.

Uranus Megahertz		2013-03-08 04:51:08 PM

First ever - 1st place finish - hard
First ever - 2nd place finish - easy

So far...

noitsnot		2013-03-08 04:53:40 PM

not so fast, biscuit...

lokis_mentor		2013-03-08 04:53:55 PM

9 out of 11 correct, total points = 850
noitsnot987Uranus Megahertz944nthnasmth933calbert911Odd Bird879lokis_mentor850Hack Patooey835EmperorSled829R. Paulson821flucto818

/Call Rudy
//Never Forget
///Slashies!!!!1!

cgraves67		2013-03-08 04:54:02 PM

11 out of 11. I'll be off the list in a matter of minutes.

metamax		2013-03-08 04:54:35 PM

Short term memory = SHOT!

robertus		2013-03-08 04:55:01 PM

Ten right out of 11, score of 898 for me this week, easily a personal best.
/Kind of a slow week at work.

durbnpoisn		2013-03-08 04:55:56 PM

8 out of 11 706

I think that's a record for me. And I only guessed on two of them (I got hem both wrong).

lousyskater		2013-03-08 04:57:43 PM

9 out of 11 correct. Score: 814.
1 minute (116 seconds).

New record for me.

lockers		2013-03-08 04:58:32 PM

11 out of 11 correct, total points = 988
1 minute (112 seconds)

The fark am I on about?!? I may actually stay on the top 10 this week.

Sofa King Smart		2013-03-08 04:58:48 PM

I want to go on record as saying that I think the easy and hard quizzes were backwards this week... I thought the hard one was easy and the easy one was hard...

noitsnot		2013-03-08 05:00:19 PM

I just answer with what I want them to be, and let the chips fall. Cut off own penis with razor? How can you not choose that?

flucto		2013-03-08 05:02:53 PM

noitsnot: Cut off own penis with razor? How can you not choose that?

Um...

hardinparamedic		2013-03-08 05:08:02 PM

Woohoo! 928.

shopball		2013-03-08 05:12:58 PM

(Hard) 10 of 11
Nunpoo1010
cgraves67994
lockers988
noitsnot987
Uranus Megahertz944
shopball936
nthnasmth933
hardinparamedic928
bloatboy928
Raven Darke919

(Easy) 10 of 10
shopball953
calbert931
lockers927
Gig103852
Uranus Megahertz850
wxboy845
kuzo837
JarHeadBinks825
Maturin810
nycdude777

blatz514		2013-03-08 05:19:35 PM

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 736

Well shiat. My theory of working too much and sucking at the quiz has been debunked. I busted my ass this week and did a lot better than normal weeks where all I did was read Fark.

munko		2013-03-08 05:23:03 PM

8 out of 11. and my score was a slightly creepy 666. maybe i should just stay in this weekend

Slartibeerfest		2013-03-08 05:23:28 PM

and I was just going to say I needed to work less....

Klippoklondike		2013-03-08 05:29:19 PM

Final Score:6 out of 11 correct, total points = 535
Total time elapsed:1 minute (116 seconds)

fjnorton		2013-03-08 05:30:39 PM

9 out of 11 720 my best!

cjoshuav		2013-03-08 05:34:39 PM

makes a note to make the hard quiz...harder.

MileHigh		2013-03-08 05:47:55 PM

Final Score:

9 out of 11 correct, total points = 841

Total time elapsed:

1 minute (76 seconds)

That's a record for me

/proud

lokis_mentor		2013-03-08 05:51:17 PM

And the easy, slacker's delight.lokis_mentor955shopball953calbert931lockers927Gig103852Uranus Megahertz850wxboy845kuzo837daisygrrl836Hollyfeld828

johnnieconnie		2013-03-08 05:59:29 PM

Good, but not in the top 10 for the hard quiz: 9 out of 11 correct, total points = 807

All time best for Easy quiz
10 out of 10 correct, total points = 914
Total time elapsed: 1 minute (86 seconds)

lokis_mentor 955
shopball           953
calbert                   931
lockers                   927
johnnieconnie        914
Gig103                   852
Uranus Megahertz    850
wxboy           845
kuzo               837
daisygrrl       836

VivianVivisect		2013-03-08 06:47:45 PM

498, at some point i stopped caring and filled in random shiat. much like school.

encyclopediaplushuman		2013-03-08 07:37:31 PM

Best score all year at 904. Only missed on because there was an article in the past week talking about how monkeys use different methods to throwing poo. Sneaky, Unfreakable.

caddisfly		2013-03-08 08:29:37 PM

1034. My all time high score. Thanks to the Fark Test Volunteers for my inflated sense of self worth. I shall be smug all weekend.

danno_to_infinity		2013-03-08 08:56:58 PM

10 of 11, only 877 points (135 seconds)

I got the broken glass thing wrong. I figured the brick didn't actually break the glass THIS week, not in the past. Wrecking ball, huh? How did it not break any windows?

Bung_Howdy		2013-03-08 09:34:22 PM

8 out of 11, guessed on all three wrong ones... some articles just slip by me...

thepeterd		2013-03-08 10:16:37 PM

Fark Weird News Quiz - March 8, 2013 (Hard Version)Hey, you finished! Here's your results:
Final Score:9 out of 11 correct, total points = 830
Total time elapsed:1 minute (86 seconds)

Lucky guesses. Or too much time on Fark.

cautionflag		2013-03-08 11:39:06 PM

First time I tried the quiz - so I started with the easy one. 7 out of 10 for 630 points. I don't know if that is respectable or not

Unfreakable		2013-03-09 07:21:44 AM

cautionflag: First time I tried the quiz - so I started with the easy one. 7 out of 10 for 630 points. I don't know if that is respectable or not

That's pretty respectable. How did you do on the hard quiz?