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(Cosmopolitan)   Anthony Bourdain lists his sexiest foods, advises women to order giant lobster and go to town on it with total abandon. "I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it - she got a standing ovation from the floor staff"   (cosmopolitan.com) divider line 8
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2013-03-08 05:33:58 PM
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MaxxLarge: Notice how he manages to wedge the words "suck," "meat," "staff" and "standing ovation" all into the same sentence. Anthony Bourdain is a filthy, filthy man.

He's also my idol. Who wouldn't want his life? Getting paid to travel all over the world, write, and eat amazing food? I wanna come back as him when I die.

He's also even sexier in person. I'm a straight dude, and I  still kinda wanted him a little.


Straight men don't want other men, even a little bit. That's what makes them straight.

NTTAWWT.
2013-03-08 06:16:10 PM
1 votes:
The sexiest meal I can think of is a Heidi Klum/Mila Kunis sandwich
2013-03-08 06:13:23 PM
1 votes:
She sounds like she'll be fat one day.


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Hittable
2013-03-08 06:02:18 PM
1 votes:
approves

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2013-03-08 05:41:29 PM
1 votes:
www.bonappetit.com

Agrees.
2013-03-08 04:02:59 PM
1 votes:
Notice how he manages to wedge the words "suck," "meat," "staff" and "standing ovation" all into the same sentence. Anthony Bourdain is a filthy, filthy man.

He's also my idol. Who wouldn't want his life? Getting paid to travel all over the world, write, and eat amazing food? I wanna come back as him when I die.

He's also even sexier in person. I'm a straight dude, and I  still kinda wanted him a little.
2013-03-08 03:53:07 PM
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gopher321: Goddamn underwater spider. Fark that crap, gimme prime rib.


A well prepared lobster tail is a nearly perfect pair with any good cut of meat.  :)

/and a good merlot
2013-03-08 03:50:43 PM
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Goddamn underwater spider. Fark that crap, gimme prime rib.
 
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