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(Cosmopolitan)   Anthony Bourdain lists his sexiest foods, advises women to order giant lobster and go to town on it with total abandon. "I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it - she got a standing ovation from the floor staff"   (cosmopolitan.com) divider line 74
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2013-03-08 03:50:43 PM
Goddamn underwater spider. Fark that crap, gimme prime rib.
 
2013-03-08 03:53:07 PM

gopher321: Goddamn underwater spider. Fark that crap, gimme prime rib.


A well prepared lobster tail is a nearly perfect pair with any good cut of meat.  :)

/and a good merlot
 
2013-03-08 03:53:11 PM
I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
 
2013-03-08 04:02:59 PM
Notice how he manages to wedge the words "suck," "meat," "staff" and "standing ovation" all into the same sentence. Anthony Bourdain is a filthy, filthy man.

He's also my idol. Who wouldn't want his life? Getting paid to travel all over the world, write, and eat amazing food? I wanna come back as him when I die.

He's also even sexier in person. I'm a straight dude, and I  still kinda wanted him a little.
 
2013-03-08 04:03:41 PM
No love for the chocolate covered frozen banana?
 
2013-03-08 04:11:29 PM
A perfect date is with a person who eats without fear, prejudice, or concerns about his or her appearance.

No truer words have been spoken.
 
2013-03-08 04:12:09 PM
i221.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 04:35:56 PM

MaxxLarge: He's also my idol. Who wouldn't want his life? Getting paid to travel all over the world, write, and eat amazing food? I wanna come back as him when I die.



He's towards the top of my list, but my #1 answer is Zane Lamprey.
 
2013-03-08 04:58:37 PM

The_Sponge: MaxxLarge: He's also my idol. Who wouldn't want his life? Getting paid to travel all over the world, write, and eat amazing food? I wanna come back as him when I die.


He's towards the top of my list, but my #1 answer is Zane Lamprey.


Lamprey?

blogs.sciencemag.org
 
2013-03-08 04:59:08 PM
I absolutely agree with this.

Watching a New England native strip a lobster of every gram of edible meat with nothing but a fork and her bare hands, while smiling innocently was.... oh..my.

/my bunk. You can find me there.
 
2013-03-08 05:30:30 PM
Bananas, nothing sexier than a woman lovingly eating a banana...
 
2013-03-08 05:32:48 PM
In my head I heard Bourdain reading the article. Sploosh
 
2013-03-08 05:33:58 PM

MaxxLarge: Notice how he manages to wedge the words "suck," "meat," "staff" and "standing ovation" all into the same sentence. Anthony Bourdain is a filthy, filthy man.

He's also my idol. Who wouldn't want his life? Getting paid to travel all over the world, write, and eat amazing food? I wanna come back as him when I die.

He's also even sexier in person. I'm a straight dude, and I  still kinda wanted him a little.


Straight men don't want other men, even a little bit. That's what makes them straight.

NTTAWWT.
 
2013-03-08 05:34:32 PM
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i177.photobucket.com
/ prolly obscure
 
2013-03-08 05:40:13 PM
"If a girl likes Uni,she'll probablysuck your dick."
 
2013-03-08 05:41:29 PM
www.bonappetit.com

Agrees.
 
2013-03-08 05:46:18 PM
She ordered a six-pound lobster. I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it-she got a standing ovation from the floor staff. She's the kind of woman who will order filet mignon as an appetizer followed by a T-bone steak.

She sounds like she'll be fat one day.
 
2013-03-08 05:51:34 PM
She ate the poop and everything.
 
2013-03-08 06:00:14 PM
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2013-03-08 06:00:45 PM
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2013-03-08 06:02:11 PM
www.blackvibes.com
 
2013-03-08 06:02:18 PM
approves

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2013-03-08 06:05:07 PM

jaytkay: / prolly obscure


It better not be.
 
2013-03-08 06:05:45 PM
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I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
 
2013-03-08 06:06:36 PM
I don't find sucking the meat out of sea bugs to be particularly sexy, but hey... whatever floats your boat Mr. TV chef.
 
2013-03-08 06:13:23 PM
She sounds like she'll be fat one day.


farm9.staticflickr.com

Hittable
 
2013-03-08 06:16:10 PM
The sexiest meal I can think of is a Heidi Klum/Mila Kunis sandwich
 
2013-03-08 06:19:43 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 06:26:14 PM
I ordered crab 20 years ago on our first date. Sucked it dry. The crab was relegated to a doggy bag.
 
2013-03-08 06:28:41 PM

zabadu: She ordered a six-pound lobster. I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it-she got a standing ovation from the floor staff. She's the kind of woman who will order filet mignon as an appetizer followed by a T-bone steak.

She sounds like she'll be fat one day.


You've obviously never read about her. She's an active kickboxer, even had an episode of No Reservations where the two of them went to some other country just for a kickboxing match she was competing in and made an episode around it.
 
2013-03-08 06:32:09 PM

farkingismybusiness: 24.media.tumblr.com


Thank you for referencing the best and greatest movie ever made.
 
2013-03-08 06:36:18 PM
i10.photobucket.com
One of the best scenes in the movie
 
2013-03-08 06:39:27 PM

Iczer: zabadu: She ordered a six-pound lobster. I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it-she got a standing ovation from the floor staff. She's the kind of woman who will order filet mignon as an appetizer followed by a T-bone steak.

She sounds like she'll be fat one day.

You've obviously never read about her. She's an active kickboxer, even had an episode of No Reservations where the two of them went to some other country just for a kickboxing match she was competing in and made an episode around it.


Yeah, don't care that much.
 
2013-03-08 06:39:39 PM
 
2013-03-08 06:45:57 PM

Dee Snarl: [www.bonappetit.com image 484x356]

Agrees.


Thanks. Saved me a trip.
 
2013-03-08 06:47:00 PM

kronicfeld: farkingismybusiness: 24.media.tumblr.com

Thank you for referencing the best and greatest movie ever made.


Well, it is. But see if you can follow me here... it.... ... isn't.
 
2013-03-08 06:48:09 PM
"'We're in a lifeboat . . .' begins one of my standard inspirationals to new sous-chefs.

'We're four days out to sea, with no rescue in sight. There are two Snickers bars and a tiny hunk of salt pork left in our stores, and that fat bastard by the stern is getting crazier with every hour, becoming more and more irrational and demanding, giving that Snickers bar long, lingering looks-even though he's too weak to help with the rowing or the bailing any more. He presents a clear and present danger to the rest of us, what with his leering at the food and his recently acquired conviction that we're plotting against him. What do we do?'

We kick fat boy over the side, I say. Maybe we even carve a nice chunk of rumpsteak off his thigh before letting him go."


Words to live by.
 
2013-03-08 06:50:08 PM
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2013-03-08 06:52:14 PM

sleeps in trees: I ordered crab 20 years ago on our first date. Sucked it dry. The crab was relegated to a doggy bag.


lols. eyeseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-03-08 06:52:27 PM
"She ordered a six-pound lobster. I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it-she got a standing ovation from the floor staff."

i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 06:56:06 PM
I like his philosophy farther on in the article where he says you should just try any kind of food because the worst that could happen is having to spend some extra time in the bathroom. Of course, since my food philosophy is to try everything at least twice, and I'll try any food any where if it looks interesting, I've also ended up miserably sick more than once. Turns out no matter how delicious it looks and how many people buying it, eating unrefrigerated sushi from a street food market in China is bad idea.
 
2013-03-08 07:09:21 PM

rynthetyn: I like his philosophy farther on in the article where he says you should just try any kind of food because the worst that could happen is having to spend some extra time in the bathroom. Of course, since my food philosophy is to try everything at least twice, and I'll try any food any where if it looks interesting, I've also ended up miserably sick more than once. Turns out no matter how delicious it looks and how many people buying it, eating unrefrigerated sushi from a street food market in China is bad idea.


My lesson was deli meat sliced fresh at a dubious deli is never to be trusted. Apparently deli slicers should be completely taken apart and sanitised every night, not just spritzed and wiped down, which is what some people do. A bit of extra time in the bathroom sounds innocuous; projectile vomiting while your intestines feel like Hellraiser is having a go at them is a bit different. You start thinking "You know, this might kill me and I'll feel better then."
 
2013-03-08 07:24:02 PM

FunkOut: rynthetyn: I like his philosophy farther on in the article where he says you should just try any kind of food because the worst that could happen is having to spend some extra time in the bathroom. Of course, since my food philosophy is to try everything at least twice, and I'll try any food any where if it looks interesting, I've also ended up miserably sick more than once. Turns out no matter how delicious it looks and how many people buying it, eating unrefrigerated sushi from a street food market in China is bad idea.

My lesson was deli meat sliced fresh at a dubious deli is never to be trusted. Apparently deli slicers should be completely taken apart and sanitised every night, not just spritzed and wiped down, which is what some people do. A bit of extra time in the bathroom sounds innocuous; projectile vomiting while your intestines feel like Hellraiser is having a go at them is a bit different. You start thinking "You know, this might kill me and I'll feel better then."


My lesson was to check very carefully when buying bottled water in 3rd world countries, because they will find empty plastic bottles and refill them with river water. Thank god for cipro.
 
2013-03-08 07:26:44 PM

FunkOut: rynthetyn: I like his philosophy farther on in the article where he says you should just try any kind of food because the worst that could happen is having to spend some extra time in the bathroom. Of course, since my food philosophy is to try everything at least twice, and I'll try any food any where if it looks interesting, I've also ended up miserably sick more than once. Turns out no matter how delicious it looks and how many people buying it, eating unrefrigerated sushi from a street food market in China is bad idea.

My lesson was deli meat sliced fresh at a dubious deli is never to be trusted. Apparently deli slicers should be completely taken apart and sanitised every night, not just spritzed and wiped down, which is what some people do. A bit of extra time in the bathroom sounds innocuous; projectile vomiting while your intestines feel like Hellraiser is having a go at them is a bit different. You start thinking "You know, this might kill me and I'll feel bette then."


I've never had the projectile vomiting but I have had more than one situation where I started wondering whether I needed to take a trip to the hospital because my symptoms were starting to look closer to cholera than just ordinary food poisoning. That wasn't fun.I still break most of the food rules that you're supposed tofollow abroad.Other than not drinking the water, I do everything you're not supposed to do--eat raw fruits and vegetables, eat street food, eat street food that includes raw fruits and vegetables, eat shellfish in street food markets, all that good stuff.  Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, I'm fine, the other times usually see me looking for the nearest pharmacy.
 
2013-03-08 07:27:30 PM
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/hot like TORCHAAA!
 
2013-03-08 07:41:54 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate:

My lesson was to check very carefully when buying bottled water in 3rd world countries, because they will find empty plastic bottles and refill them with river water. Thank god for cipro.

Eek. Yeah, and never open up a water bottle, drink part, cap it, and then leave it for 3 days in a hot car thinking you can drink the rest. The guy who did that, he was making sounds like a wounded animal in the bathroom. Cipro is a life saver.
 
2013-03-08 08:03:38 PM
I'm definitely willing to try just about anything once, but for some reason, I have a hard time getting the courage to try haggis and headcheese.  Weird, I know.
 
2013-03-08 08:05:05 PM

FunkOut: God Is My Co-Pirate:

My lesson was to check very carefully when buying bottled water in 3rd world countries, because they will find empty plastic bottles and refill them with river water. Thank god for cipro.

Eek. Yeah, and never open up a water bottle, drink part, cap it, and then leave it for 3 days in a hot car thinking you can drink the rest. The guy who did that, he was making sounds like a wounded animal in the bathroom. Cipro is a life saver.

You have to be careful with Cipro though because one of the side effects is that it can really screw with your joints and tendons. Like, even mild exercise can lead to ruptured tendons while you're on Cipro and if you feel even mild joint pain you need to call the doctor asap. I was taking it and whatever it did to my knee, it hurt to climb stairs for several months, and that was with stopping it when I first felt pain.
 
2013-03-08 08:12:33 PM

rynthetyn: FunkOut: God Is My Co-Pirate:

My lesson was to check very carefully when buying bottled water in 3rd world countries, because they will find empty plastic bottles and refill them with river water. Thank god for cipro.

Eek. Yeah, and never open up a water bottle, drink part, cap it, and then leave it for 3 days in a hot car thinking you can drink the rest. The guy who did that, he was making sounds like a wounded animal in the bathroom. Cipro is a life saver.

You have to be careful with Cipro though because one of the side effects is that it can really screw with your joints and tendons. Like, even mild exercise can lead to ruptured tendons while you're on Cipro and if you feel even mild joint pain you need to call the doctor asap. I was taking it and whatever it did to my knee, it hurt to climb stairs for several months, and that was with stopping it when I first felt pain.


I read an article where some guy's achilles tendon snapped while on Cipro and he could hear it. They should print that little story out with the pharmacy sheet.
 
2013-03-08 08:40:28 PM

rynthetyn: FunkOut: God Is My Co-Pirate:

My lesson was to check very carefully when buying bottled water in 3rd world countries, because they will find empty plastic bottles and refill them with river water. Thank god for cipro.

Eek. Yeah, and never open up a water bottle, drink part, cap it, and then leave it for 3 days in a hot car thinking you can drink the rest. The guy who did that, he was making sounds like a wounded animal in the bathroom. Cipro is a life saver.

You have to be careful with Cipro though because one of the side effects is that it can really screw with your joints and tendons. Like, even mild exercise can lead to ruptured tendons while you're on Cipro and if you feel even mild joint pain you need to call the doctor asap. I was taking it and whatever it did to my knee, it hurt to climb stairs for several months, and that was with stopping it when I first felt pain.


Wow. Hadn't heard about that one before. I think I need to wait a few semesters. First semester in medical school and all they have taught us about it so far is how it kills bacteria.
 
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