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(Daily Mail)   Stripper asks the question that's on every Farker's mind: 'Why can't women show nipples?' (Cleavage shots)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-03-08 04:21:38 PM
14 votes:
Showing my hard nipples
image.made-in-china.com
2013-03-08 03:58:38 PM
5 votes:
www.trishastreasurechest.com

www.reactionface.info
2013-03-08 04:31:59 PM
4 votes:
There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
2013-03-08 04:30:47 PM
4 votes:
The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.
2013-03-08 03:58:32 PM
4 votes:
Geez, how desperate do you think we guysHOLY NELLY LOOK AT THOSE FUNBAGS HUMMAHUMMA HUMMA
2013-03-08 05:08:23 PM
2 votes:
i551.photobucket.com

the same reason why you should never go to a nude beach...somethings are better left unseen
2013-03-08 04:31:04 PM
2 votes:
You'll put your eye out, kid!
2013-03-08 04:21:16 PM
2 votes:
I was unaware she gave advice. Or talked. Or had a face.
2013-03-09 02:03:04 PM
1 votes:

Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult


I'm guessing it would be more difficult if it were a guy
2013-03-08 09:43:59 PM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: She supported Romney?

I guess somewhere in her wardrobe she has one of these:

[rashmanly.files.wordpress.com image 432x496]


Brains are grossly overrated.  I mean, look at all the liberals who claim to have one.  It is obvious that all of theirs are broken.
2013-03-08 08:45:30 PM
1 votes:
The part-time actress also danced with
Eminem dressed as Jessica Simpson
for his single
We Made You in 2011


t.qkme.me

whatnow? Eminem dressed as Jessica Simson?

/sometimes those commas really make a difference
2013-03-08 05:57:52 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk


I farted, ya'll

2013-03-08 05:33:40 PM
1 votes:
i141.photobucket.com

Lady has sausage fingers
2013-03-08 05:24:31 PM
1 votes:

rkiller1: Showing my hard nipples
[image.made-in-china.com image 690x456]


Sir, those two nipples on the right are under age.

You sick bastard.
2013-03-08 05:23:28 PM
1 votes:

hitlersbrain: It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.

Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.


I want to live like common nipples. I want to do whatever common nipples do.
2013-03-08 05:03:55 PM
1 votes:

Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areolas.


/FTFY
2013-03-08 04:51:05 PM
1 votes:
I have nipples. Could you milk me?
2013-03-08 04:48:35 PM
1 votes:
I was okay with you being a stripper, but this is a bridge too far:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/Now, tits or GTFO.
2013-03-08 04:43:21 PM
1 votes:
Also...

'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals ton the camera.

Yes, they're huge. We get it.

Paging Dr. Freud, to the champagne room....
2013-03-08 04:43:02 PM
1 votes:

Craptastic: There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.


The reason Donnie was so embarrassed was that the drunk called him the wrong name.
/Donnie was Ralph Malph
2013-03-08 04:41:02 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: She also gave her insight on the most recent presidential elections and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'.

Every now and then, you come across a living argument in favor of repealing the 19th Amendment.

No, wait. Perhaps I'm rushing to judgement. Maybe she has some valid reasons for suppor-

"'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals."

Sigh.

/does not support repealing the 19th
//gonna post some cleavage pics now

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
2013-03-08 04:35:50 PM
1 votes:

Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.


That is sort of nauseating to imagine.
2013-03-08 04:31:25 PM
1 votes:

GungFu: ( .  )( .  )


More like (  O   Y   O   )
FTFY
2013-03-08 04:26:42 PM
1 votes:
She supported Romney?

I guess somewhere in her wardrobe she has one of these:

rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-08 04:26:04 PM
1 votes:
GungFu: ( .  )( .  )

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
2013-03-08 04:24:58 PM
1 votes:
Check my moniker. Yep, it's that time!
2013-03-08 04:21:34 PM
1 votes:
Not cleavage. Those are fat rolls.
2013-03-08 04:20:37 PM
1 votes:
Stories like this are why we need the BOOBIES tag back for the main page....
2013-03-08 04:18:05 PM
1 votes:
( .  )( .  )
2013-03-08 04:08:06 PM
1 votes:
An interesting question, definitely requires research.
For science, though, only for science.
 
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