Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman./sometimes makes work difficult
DjangoStonereaver: She supported Romney?I guess somewhere in her wardrobe she has one of these:[rashmanly.files.wordpress.com image 432x496]
I farted, ya'll
rkiller1: Showing my hard nipples[image.made-in-china.com image 690x456]
hitlersbrain: It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.
Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areolas.
Craptastic: There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.
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