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(Daily Mail)   Stripper asks the question that's on every Farker's mind: 'Why can't women show nipples?' (Cleavage shots)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-03-08 04:20:37 PM  
2 votes:
Stories like this are why we need the BOOBIES tag back for the main page....
2013-03-10 11:21:31 PM  
1 votes:

John Buck 41: Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult

WHAR PIX DAMMIT?


I get to see these boobs daily. I'm not going to jeopardize it my asking for a picture.
2013-03-08 10:13:41 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-08 10:09:05 PM  
1 votes:
This is the kind of FARK thread where I get a perverse thrill out of clicking, "Show All".
2013-03-08 09:57:37 PM  
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2013-03-08 09:07:47 PM  
1 votes:
none of the below are at-all-safe for workplace viewing:

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2013-03-08 07:50:03 PM  
1 votes:

XplodedSynapses: Arachnophobe: Jabberwookiee: Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?

Yes!
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We!
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Cans!
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The last picture. She used to be an SbB girl, but i cannot recall her name. Does anyone know it?


Another of Ms. Carver

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2013-03-08 05:35:21 PM  
1 votes:
Women can't show nipples purely because I want something to look forward to. Sorry ladies, but that's it. If women get to wander around topless as often as men, they won't have any mystery, and nobody will be excited to see them anymore. They'll be just one more entry in the Big Book of 'Meh'... It happened with panties. It used to be a cool little score if you caught the top of a woman's underwear poking over her Levi's(Or ene the obvious bit of rear cleavage that indicated she was going commando), now, 15 years after the pants-halfway-down-the-ass revolution, I no longer care if I see her chonies.

Otherwise, I'm all for this "Women are just as equal as men" 100%, I just don't want to get bored seeing boobies.
2013-03-08 05:29:40 PM  
1 votes:

DubtodaIll: Same reason behind burkas. They would illicit reprehensible behavior among some individuals who lack self control.


Best argument against Burkas is to point out that you can tell how civilized a society is, by how much it requires women to hide themselves.
2013-03-08 05:23:28 PM  
1 votes:

hitlersbrain: It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.

Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.


I want to live like common nipples. I want to do whatever common nipples do.
2013-03-08 05:18:47 PM  
1 votes:
"Women can't show nipples because the sometimes excrete fluids and therefore are yucky.  Eyes and the mouth are harder to cover, but some societies enforce that too"

Almost there; I've had this discussion many times before (always interested in what started a particular notion, or the origin of a word or phrase) with many a stripper, cop and lawyer/legislator. I believe the original intent goes back to procreation- anything that definitely represents the female reproductive parts (or "parts" used in giving birth or used to nurture a child) is considered off limits (hence vagina and nipples).Those are both directly tethered to birthing or suckling. That theory can also be extended to "bodily excretions" (as the farker pointed out above). Never seems to be too concerned about the butt, although "butthole" is a no-no; hence my amendment to "birthing" and "bodily excretions".

So IMHO my answer would be "birthing and bodily excretions" when it comes to taboo body parts (at least here)

/not that anyone cares about MHO...
2013-03-08 05:13:04 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-08 05:03:11 PM  
1 votes:
So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
2013-03-08 04:48:35 PM  
1 votes:
I was okay with you being a stripper, but this is a bridge too far:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/Now, tits or GTFO.
2013-03-08 04:43:21 PM  
1 votes:
Also...

'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals ton the camera.

Yes, they're huge. We get it.

Paging Dr. Freud, to the champagne room....
2013-03-08 04:41:02 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: She also gave her insight on the most recent presidential elections and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'.

Every now and then, you come across a living argument in favor of repealing the 19th Amendment.

No, wait. Perhaps I'm rushing to judgement. Maybe she has some valid reasons for suppor-

"'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals."

Sigh.

/does not support repealing the 19th
//gonna post some cleavage pics now

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2013-03-08 04:38:12 PM  
1 votes:
Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.
2013-03-08 04:35:34 PM  
1 votes:

GentlemanJ: GungFu: ( .  )( .  )

More like (  O   Y   O   )
FTFY


I like 'em all, provided they're actually attached to a woman.
2013-03-08 04:31:59 PM  
1 votes:
There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
2013-03-08 04:31:25 PM  
1 votes:

GungFu: ( .  )( .  )


More like (  O   Y   O   )
FTFY
2013-03-08 04:26:42 PM  
1 votes:
She supported Romney?

I guess somewhere in her wardrobe she has one of these:

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2013-03-08 04:26:34 PM  
1 votes:
I don't get it either.  Other than the general American sexual repression thing. Especially since men have them too. Do they really make a breast look "more obscene"?

And why does a baby attached to the nipple make it icky? I know there is another breastfeeding thread already, but I just can't fathom these attitudes.
2013-03-08 04:25:00 PM  
1 votes:
That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.
2013-03-08 04:24:29 PM  
1 votes:
Women can't show nipples because the sometimes excrete fluids and therefore are yucky.  Eyes and the mouth are harder to cover, but some societies enforce that too.
2013-03-08 04:21:16 PM  
1 votes:
The thick, black hairs for starters.
2013-03-08 04:18:05 PM  
1 votes:
( .  )( .  )
2013-03-08 03:58:38 PM  
1 votes:
www.trishastreasurechest.com

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2013-03-08 03:58:32 PM  
1 votes:
Geez, how desperate do you think we guysHOLY NELLY LOOK AT THOSE FUNBAGS HUMMAHUMMA HUMMA
 
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