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2013-03-08 04:48:35 PM  
I was okay with you being a stripper, but this is a bridge too far:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/Now, tits or GTFO.
 
2013-03-08 04:48:41 PM  

chaosangel: I don't get it either.  Other than the general American sexual repression thing. Especially since men have them too. Do they really make a breast look "more obscene"?

And why does a baby attached to the nipple make it icky? I know there is another breastfeeding thread already, but I just can't fathom these attitudes.


Go ahed and think that. Let me introdue you to European feminism, also say good bye to your Internet porn:

European Porn Ban: EU Proposal Seeks To Regulate Internet, Ban 'All Pornography In The Media'

"A report that will be voted on in the European Union parliament March 12 could lay the groundwork for laws banning pornography across all media -- including the Internet -- and could potentially restrict civil liberties, free speech advocates claim."

"The broader aim of the sweeping proposal, which was introduced by left-leaning parliamentarian Kartika Liotard of the Netherlands, is to foster gender equality in the EU by combatting gender stereotypes on many fronts. To that end, the opinion recommends a "ban all forms of pornography in the media," including what it calls "the digital field."

"It also calls for the establishment of regulatory agencies with "a mandate to impose effective sanctions on companies and individuals promoting the sexualisation of girls."

"In February, an Icelandic politician's proposed ban on Internet pornography was roundly criticized by free speech advocates."

Iceland Interior Minister Ogmundur Jonasson, who is drafting the legislation, maintained that the the larger social problems he claims porn causes outweigh concerns about free speech. Printed pornography and strip clubs are already banned in Iceland.

American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.
 
2013-03-08 04:51:05 PM  
I have nipples. Could you milk me?
 
2013-03-08 04:55:08 PM  

tricycleracer: I was okay with you being a stripper, but this is a bridge too far:



/Now, tits or GTFO.


I don't know why the Romney stuff makes is hot...but it does... Yep...sure does.

/might be a masochist? Or would that be a sadist? I'm not exactly sure who is getting hurt
//but yes please
 
2013-03-08 04:57:10 PM  
Came thinking that this thread might be promising.
I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-08 04:58:22 PM  

Katolu: Gyrfalcon: Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.

You can wax!

Pulled too many nipples off!


That just reminded me of my college roomate who was on the swim team.
While preparing for a meet, he accidentally shaved one of his nipples off.
 
2013-03-08 04:58:30 PM  

joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!

[www.yourtv.com.au image 600x400]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot


Like dare I like ask like what like that like pic is like from, or like can I like go like through like life like blissfully like unaware?
 
2013-03-08 04:58:47 PM  
Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.
 
2013-03-08 04:59:57 PM  

OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.


you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under
 
2013-03-08 05:01:28 PM  

hasty ambush: Go ahed and think that. Let me introdue you to European feminism, also say good bye to your Internet porn:


Which is utterly ridiculous becauase there are men in porn, too.  Even GAY porn, where men are "exploited"...with their own consent...for pay...just like their women counterparts.
 
2013-03-08 05:03:11 PM  
So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-03-08 05:03:55 PM  

Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areolas.


/FTFY
 
2013-03-08 05:06:09 PM  

thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under


I prefer mine side by side but some guys might be into your particular mammary configuration
 
2013-03-08 05:07:13 PM  
 
2013-03-08 05:07:52 PM  
Would hit it. Repeatedly. Would make breakfast, eat it with her, then hit it a few more times.
 
2013-03-08 05:08:23 PM  
i551.photobucket.com

the same reason why you should never go to a nude beach...somethings are better left unseen
 
2013-03-08 05:09:35 PM  

thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet get BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under


Some days I can't type to save my life.
 
2013-03-08 05:12:05 PM  
This thread could be the breast ever. I mean, best.
 
2013-03-08 05:12:25 PM  
SHE'S FAT!!!!!
 
2013-03-08 05:13:04 PM  
 
2013-03-08 05:13:48 PM  

skullkrusher: thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under

I prefer mine side by side but some guys might be into your particular mammary configuration


Maybe she's just lying on her side?
 
2013-03-08 05:15:23 PM  

Elegy: So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


Elegy here is correct. C'mon people, we can do this. i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 05:16:03 PM  

Jabberwookiee: joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!

[www.yourtv.com.au image 600x400]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot

Like dare I like ask like what like that like pic is like from, or like can I like go like through like life like blissfully like unaware?



That is Vicky Pollard in  Little Britain

See also:   http:// www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=bVjKVBf-AxI
 
2013-03-08 05:18:28 PM  

rkiller1: Showing my hard nipples
[image.made-in-china.com image 690x456]


I work at the Home Depot, I was cross training a female, slow night, and I said "these fittings go here next to the nipples," she looked at me and said "really?  you're gonna make up BS like that to be a perv?"  I grabbed the box and put it in her face and said "NIPPLES,"  she blushed and said "oh!!"

/nips
 
2013-03-08 05:18:47 PM  
"Women can't show nipples because the sometimes excrete fluids and therefore are yucky.  Eyes and the mouth are harder to cover, but some societies enforce that too"

Almost there; I've had this discussion many times before (always interested in what started a particular notion, or the origin of a word or phrase) with many a stripper, cop and lawyer/legislator. I believe the original intent goes back to procreation- anything that definitely represents the female reproductive parts (or "parts" used in giving birth or used to nurture a child) is considered off limits (hence vagina and nipples).Those are both directly tethered to birthing or suckling. That theory can also be extended to "bodily excretions" (as the farker pointed out above). Never seems to be too concerned about the butt, although "butthole" is a no-no; hence my amendment to "birthing" and "bodily excretions".

So IMHO my answer would be "birthing and bodily excretions" when it comes to taboo body parts (at least here)

/not that anyone cares about MHO...
 
2013-03-08 05:19:12 PM  

Meatschool: skullkrusher: thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under

I prefer mine side by side but some guys might be into your particular mammary configuration

Maybe she's just lying on her side?


them's some big ol titties

/Katie?
 
2013-03-08 05:23:28 PM  

hitlersbrain: It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.

Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.


I want to live like common nipples. I want to do whatever common nipples do.
 
2013-03-08 05:24:07 PM  
Well I was looking for some context in the location of where women can not show nipples, but I did not find any. I am pretty sure any place women are allowed to be topless they can show their nipples. I know there are strip clubs that require the women to wear pasties over their nipples, but I do not consider those to be topless then. If she is speaking to any location men are allowed to have their shirts off then I would say I agree it should be allowed. Having been overseas I can tell you the thrill of seeing a ton of topless women wears off pretty quickly. I also would like to say hers are way to large and not attractive at all.
 
2013-03-08 05:24:31 PM  

rkiller1: Showing my hard nipples
[image.made-in-china.com image 690x456]


Sir, those two nipples on the right are under age.

You sick bastard.
 
2013-03-08 05:24:32 PM  
imageserver.grainger.com
 
2013-03-08 05:25:00 PM  
Because men would constantly be in trouble for touching, caressing, licking, and sucking on them?

Proven fact---when men see nipples in real life their brains short circuit and default to "MUST fark NOW!".

/Is it weird to really like the lactation thing a few posters seem to dislike?  Mother's milk is best milk.  Very sweet and tasty.
 
2013-03-08 05:29:40 PM  

DubtodaIll: Same reason behind burkas. They would illicit reprehensible behavior among some individuals who lack self control.


Best argument against Burkas is to point out that you can tell how civilized a society is, by how much it requires women to hide themselves.
 
2013-03-08 05:30:01 PM  

joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!

[www.yourtv.com.au image 600x400]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot

Like dare I like ask like what like that like pic is like from, or like can I like go like through like life like blissfully like unaware?

That is Vicky Pollard in  Little Britain

See also:   http:// www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=bVjKVBf-AxI


How about no but yeah but no but yeah but no?

I mean, wow. I was all like WFT?
 
2013-03-08 05:30:45 PM  
That's a hard 25.
 
2013-03-08 05:31:23 PM  

Jabberwookiee: I mean, wow. I was all like WFT?


Or WTF even. Whatevs. IDGAF.
 
2013-03-08 05:33:40 PM  
i141.photobucket.com

Lady has sausage fingers
 
2013-03-08 05:35:21 PM  
Women can't show nipples purely because I want something to look forward to. Sorry ladies, but that's it. If women get to wander around topless as often as men, they won't have any mystery, and nobody will be excited to see them anymore. They'll be just one more entry in the Big Book of 'Meh'... It happened with panties. It used to be a cool little score if you caught the top of a woman's underwear poking over her Levi's(Or ene the obvious bit of rear cleavage that indicated she was going commando), now, 15 years after the pants-halfway-down-the-ass revolution, I no longer care if I see her chonies.

Otherwise, I'm all for this "Women are just as equal as men" 100%, I just don't want to get bored seeing boobies.
 
2013-03-08 05:37:40 PM  

Craptastic: There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.


Watch the movie "Extremities". Farrah Fawcett's nipples look like someone cut her pinkies off at the last knuckle and glued them onto her boobs.
 
2013-03-08 05:38:13 PM  
That's the hooker that stole my ring!
 
2013-03-08 05:42:23 PM  

Wogus: I don't think there is one single thing about that woman I don't find utterly repugnant.


What about a couple of things?
 
2013-03-08 05:42:28 PM  

Arachnophobe: Elegy: So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Elegy here is correct. C'mon people, we can do this.


A) she looks kinda like overly attached girlfriend to my eyes. I would penis her until she begged me to stop penising her.

B)dat nip slip

More boobs! It's international women's day, why are you not posting boobs? Do you hate women or something?

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-03-08 05:43:42 PM  

Mikey1969: Women can't show nipples purely because I want something to look forward to. Sorry ladies, but that's it. If women get to wander around topless as often as men, they won't have any mystery, and nobody will be excited to see them anymore. They'll be just one more entry in the Big Book of 'Meh'... It happened with panties. It used to be a cool little score if you caught the top of a woman's underwear poking over her Levi's(Or ene the obvious bit of rear cleavage that indicated she was going commando), now, 15 years after the pants-halfway-down-the-ass revolution, I no longer care if I see her chonies.

Otherwise, I'm all for this "Women are just as equal as men" 100%, I just don't want to get bored seeing boobies.


I say this as a friend, but speak for yourself, bro. I need to know if that biatch is a slut. Always lookin' out for the tram stamp, know what I'm sayin'?
 
2013-03-08 05:46:53 PM  

Jabberwookiee: Always lookin' out for the tram stamp, know what I'm sayin'?


I mean tramp, bro. Man, I'm wasted. YOLO!
 
2013-03-08 05:52:42 PM  
I grew up in the 60's.

It was wall to wall nipples.
 
2013-03-08 05:55:33 PM  
'That's N,I,P,P,L hyphen E."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ
 
2013-03-08 05:57:48 PM  

hasty ambush: chaosangel: I don't get it either.  Other than the general American sexual repression thing. Especially since men have them too. Do they really make a breast look "more obscene"?

And why does a baby attached to the nipple make it icky? I know there is another breastfeeding thread already, but I just can't fathom these attitudes.

Go ahed and think that. Let me introdue you to European feminism, also say good bye to your Internet porn:

European Porn Ban: EU Proposal Seeks To Regulate Internet, Ban 'All Pornography In The Media'

"A report that will be voted on in the European Union parliament March 12 could lay the groundwork for laws banning pornography across all media -- including the Internet -- and could potentially restrict civil liberties, free speech advocates claim."

"The broader aim of the sweeping proposal, which was introduced by left-leaning parliamentarian Kartika Liotard of the Netherlands, is to foster gender equality in the EU by combatting gender stereotypes on many fronts. To that end, the opinion recommends a "ban all forms of pornography in the media," including what it calls "the digital field."

"It also calls for the establishment of regulatory agencies with "a mandate to impose effective sanctions on companies and individuals promoting the sexualisation of girls."

"In February, an Icelandic politician's proposed ban on Internet pornography was roundly criticized by free speech advocates."

Iceland Interior Minister Ogmundur Jonasson, who is drafting the legislation, maintained that the the larger social problems he claims porn causes outweigh concerns about free speech. Printed pornography and strip clubs are already banned in Iceland.

American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.


upload.wikimedia.org

^This is the MEP who's introducing the legislation on porn because it's demeaning to women.  And I really did try to find a flattering pic...
 
2013-03-08 05:57:52 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


I farted, ya'll

 
2013-03-08 05:58:00 PM  

hasty ambush: American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.


Yeah, because it's the liberals we should be worried about.

Mitt Romney vows to ban pornography by installing a filter on every U.S. PC

Rick Santorum declares war on pornography: I will ban hardcore porn if I'm elected President
 
2013-03-08 06:00:06 PM  

Jabberwookiee: Jabberwookiee: Always lookin' out for the tram stamp, know what I'm sayin'?

I mean tramp, bro. Man, I'm wasted. YOLO!


Another thing that was sexy for awhile until everybody did it...
 
2013-03-08 06:01:42 PM  

hasty ambush: American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.


Yeah buddy, you should read up on Utah, one of the reddest states in the nation, and their views on porn before you throw that bullshiat "leftist" crap around like you know what you're talking about.
 
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