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2013-03-08 03:58:32 PM
Geez, how desperate do you think we guysHOLY NELLY LOOK AT THOSE FUNBAGS HUMMAHUMMA HUMMA
 
2013-03-08 03:58:38 PM
www.trishastreasurechest.com

www.reactionface.info
 
2013-03-08 04:08:06 PM
An interesting question, definitely requires research.
For science, though, only for science.
 
2013-03-08 04:13:10 PM
But did she answer?
 
2013-03-08 04:14:18 PM
Other women, mostly

/I know I certainly don't mind
 
2013-03-08 04:15:26 PM
But yes.  Yes, they can.
 
2013-03-08 04:18:05 PM
( .  )( .  )
 
2013-03-08 04:20:37 PM
Stories like this are why we need the BOOBIES tag back for the main page....
 
2013-03-08 04:21:16 PM
The thick, black hairs for starters.
 
2013-03-08 04:21:16 PM
I was unaware she gave advice. Or talked. Or had a face.
 
2013-03-08 04:21:34 PM
Not cleavage. Those are fat rolls.
 
2013-03-08 04:21:38 PM
Showing my hard nipples
image.made-in-china.com
 
2013-03-08 04:22:00 PM
Ok, I'll be the person to start...

Ladies, you can feel free to show your nipples to me.

/eip
 
2013-03-08 04:24:29 PM
Women can't show nipples because the sometimes excrete fluids and therefore are yucky.  Eyes and the mouth are harder to cover, but some societies enforce that too.
 
2013-03-08 04:24:58 PM
Check my moniker. Yep, it's that time!
 
2013-03-08 04:25:00 PM
That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.
 
2013-03-08 04:26:04 PM
GungFu: ( .  )( .  )

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
 
2013-03-08 04:26:34 PM
I don't get it either.  Other than the general American sexual repression thing. Especially since men have them too. Do they really make a breast look "more obscene"?

And why does a baby attached to the nipple make it icky? I know there is another breastfeeding thread already, but I just can't fathom these attitudes.
 
2013-03-08 04:26:42 PM
She supported Romney?

I guess somewhere in her wardrobe she has one of these:

rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-08 04:27:46 PM

Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.


You can wax!
 
2013-03-08 04:28:47 PM
"and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'"

It's a woman thing. I am guessing that her attraction to Mitt Romney is as deep as his pockets...
 
2013-03-08 04:30:47 PM
The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.
 
2013-03-08 04:31:04 PM
You'll put your eye out, kid!
 
2013-03-08 04:31:25 PM

GungFu: ( .  )( .  )


More like (  O   Y   O   )
FTFY
 
2013-03-08 04:31:59 PM
There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
 
2013-03-08 04:32:49 PM

Gyrfalcon: Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.

You can wax!


Pulled too many nipples off!
 
2013-03-08 04:33:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.


she must jog a lot.
 
2013-03-08 04:34:00 PM
Same reason behind burkas. They would illicit reprehensible behavior among some individuals who lack self control. For example, someone puts a pie on a windowsill, most people can walk past that pie, still look at the pie, fantasize about how good that pie is but still not touch that pie, but there will be one that won't have that control. Save the pies! Save the puppies!
 
2013-03-08 04:34:52 PM
It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.

Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.
 
2013-03-08 04:35:00 PM
...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!
 
2013-03-08 04:35:33 PM

litespeed74: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.

she must jog a lot.


kind of looks like she doesn't.  she does jug a lot though
 
2013-03-08 04:35:34 PM

GentlemanJ: GungFu: ( .  )( .  )

More like (  O   Y   O   )
FTFY


I like 'em all, provided they're actually attached to a woman.
 
2013-03-08 04:35:44 PM
I don't think there is one single thing about that woman I don't find utterly repugnant.
 
2013-03-08 04:35:50 PM

Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.


That is sort of nauseating to imagine.
 
2013-03-08 04:38:12 PM
Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.
 
2013-03-08 04:39:23 PM

Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.


prove it
 
2013-03-08 04:40:41 PM

Rude Turnip: Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.

That is sort of nauseating to imagine.


Especially if your name is George Washington.
 
2013-03-08 04:41:02 PM
FTFA: She also gave her insight on the most recent presidential elections and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'.

Every now and then, you come across a living argument in favor of repealing the 19th Amendment.

No, wait. Perhaps I'm rushing to judgement. Maybe she has some valid reasons for suppor-

"'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals."

Sigh.

/does not support repealing the 19th
//gonna post some cleavage pics now

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 04:42:16 PM

Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!


www.yourtv.com.au

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot
 
2013-03-08 04:42:29 PM

Wogus: I don't think there is one single thing about that woman I don't find utterly repugnant.


According to her wikipedia page, she's a second degree black belt and knows how to play the banjo. That's.... something.
 
2013-03-08 04:42:51 PM

Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!


She's going to make a deaf sugar daddy very happy someday.
 
2013-03-08 04:42:55 PM
she voted for Romney cuz he was "Cute"
 
2013-03-08 04:43:02 PM

Craptastic: There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.


The reason Donnie was so embarrassed was that the drunk called him the wrong name.
/Donnie was Ralph Malph
 
2013-03-08 04:43:21 PM
Also...

'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals ton the camera.

Yes, they're huge. We get it.

Paging Dr. Freud, to the champagne room....
 
2013-03-08 04:43:32 PM

skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.

prove it


You are aware that this will not result in the sort of proof you are seeking, right?
 
2013-03-08 04:43:50 PM
Skank not stripper, ridden hard and put away wet...
 
2013-03-08 04:44:34 PM

BummerDuck: "and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'"

It's a woman thing. I am guessing that her attraction to Mitt Romney is as deep as his pockets...


It was at that exact point that I realised you can trust a single word this woman says
 
2013-03-08 04:45:10 PM

Meatschool: skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.

prove it

You are aware that this will not result in the sort of proof you are seeking, right?


entirely

*sadface*

when NY courts ruled that women could go topless on NY beaches I was about 13 or 14. Spent a lot of time at the beach that summer
 
2013-03-08 04:45:19 PM

Surool: The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.


By that logic men who lactate should  have to keep their shirt on too..........actually I have no problem with that.
 
2013-03-08 04:46:31 PM

Arachnophobe: //gonna post some cleavage pics now


Thanks.  You're a good man.
 
2013-03-08 04:48:35 PM
I was okay with you being a stripper, but this is a bridge too far:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/Now, tits or GTFO.
 
2013-03-08 04:48:41 PM

chaosangel: I don't get it either.  Other than the general American sexual repression thing. Especially since men have them too. Do they really make a breast look "more obscene"?

And why does a baby attached to the nipple make it icky? I know there is another breastfeeding thread already, but I just can't fathom these attitudes.


Go ahed and think that. Let me introdue you to European feminism, also say good bye to your Internet porn:

European Porn Ban: EU Proposal Seeks To Regulate Internet, Ban 'All Pornography In The Media'

"A report that will be voted on in the European Union parliament March 12 could lay the groundwork for laws banning pornography across all media -- including the Internet -- and could potentially restrict civil liberties, free speech advocates claim."

"The broader aim of the sweeping proposal, which was introduced by left-leaning parliamentarian Kartika Liotard of the Netherlands, is to foster gender equality in the EU by combatting gender stereotypes on many fronts. To that end, the opinion recommends a "ban all forms of pornography in the media," including what it calls "the digital field."

"It also calls for the establishment of regulatory agencies with "a mandate to impose effective sanctions on companies and individuals promoting the sexualisation of girls."

"In February, an Icelandic politician's proposed ban on Internet pornography was roundly criticized by free speech advocates."

Iceland Interior Minister Ogmundur Jonasson, who is drafting the legislation, maintained that the the larger social problems he claims porn causes outweigh concerns about free speech. Printed pornography and strip clubs are already banned in Iceland.

American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.
 
2013-03-08 04:51:05 PM
I have nipples. Could you milk me?
 
2013-03-08 04:55:08 PM

tricycleracer: I was okay with you being a stripper, but this is a bridge too far:



/Now, tits or GTFO.


I don't know why the Romney stuff makes is hot...but it does... Yep...sure does.

/might be a masochist? Or would that be a sadist? I'm not exactly sure who is getting hurt
//but yes please
 
2013-03-08 04:57:10 PM
Came thinking that this thread might be promising.
I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-08 04:58:22 PM

Katolu: Gyrfalcon: Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.

You can wax!

Pulled too many nipples off!


That just reminded me of my college roomate who was on the swim team.
While preparing for a meet, he accidentally shaved one of his nipples off.
 
2013-03-08 04:58:30 PM

joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!

[www.yourtv.com.au image 600x400]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot


Like dare I like ask like what like that like pic is like from, or like can I like go like through like life like blissfully like unaware?
 
2013-03-08 04:58:47 PM
Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.
 
2013-03-08 04:59:57 PM

OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.


you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under
 
2013-03-08 05:01:28 PM

hasty ambush: Go ahed and think that. Let me introdue you to European feminism, also say good bye to your Internet porn:


Which is utterly ridiculous becauase there are men in porn, too.  Even GAY porn, where men are "exploited"...with their own consent...for pay...just like their women counterparts.
 
2013-03-08 05:03:11 PM
So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-03-08 05:03:55 PM

Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areolas.


/FTFY
 
2013-03-08 05:06:09 PM

thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under


I prefer mine side by side but some guys might be into your particular mammary configuration
 
2013-03-08 05:07:13 PM
 
2013-03-08 05:07:52 PM
Would hit it. Repeatedly. Would make breakfast, eat it with her, then hit it a few more times.
 
2013-03-08 05:08:23 PM
i551.photobucket.com

the same reason why you should never go to a nude beach...somethings are better left unseen
 
2013-03-08 05:09:35 PM

thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet get BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under


Some days I can't type to save my life.
 
2013-03-08 05:12:05 PM
This thread could be the breast ever. I mean, best.
 
2013-03-08 05:12:25 PM
SHE'S FAT!!!!!
 
2013-03-08 05:13:04 PM
 
2013-03-08 05:13:48 PM

skullkrusher: thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under

I prefer mine side by side but some guys might be into your particular mammary configuration


Maybe she's just lying on her side?
 
2013-03-08 05:15:23 PM

Elegy: So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


Elegy here is correct. C'mon people, we can do this. i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 05:16:03 PM

Jabberwookiee: joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!

[www.yourtv.com.au image 600x400]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot

Like dare I like ask like what like that like pic is like from, or like can I like go like through like life like blissfully like unaware?



That is Vicky Pollard in  Little Britain

See also:   http:// www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=bVjKVBf-AxI
 
2013-03-08 05:18:28 PM

rkiller1: Showing my hard nipples
[image.made-in-china.com image 690x456]


I work at the Home Depot, I was cross training a female, slow night, and I said "these fittings go here next to the nipples," she looked at me and said "really?  you're gonna make up BS like that to be a perv?"  I grabbed the box and put it in her face and said "NIPPLES,"  she blushed and said "oh!!"

/nips
 
2013-03-08 05:18:47 PM
"Women can't show nipples because the sometimes excrete fluids and therefore are yucky.  Eyes and the mouth are harder to cover, but some societies enforce that too"

Almost there; I've had this discussion many times before (always interested in what started a particular notion, or the origin of a word or phrase) with many a stripper, cop and lawyer/legislator. I believe the original intent goes back to procreation- anything that definitely represents the female reproductive parts (or "parts" used in giving birth or used to nurture a child) is considered off limits (hence vagina and nipples).Those are both directly tethered to birthing or suckling. That theory can also be extended to "bodily excretions" (as the farker pointed out above). Never seems to be too concerned about the butt, although "butthole" is a no-no; hence my amendment to "birthing" and "bodily excretions".

So IMHO my answer would be "birthing and bodily excretions" when it comes to taboo body parts (at least here)

/not that anyone cares about MHO...
 
2013-03-08 05:19:12 PM

Meatschool: skullkrusher: thecpt: OgreMagi: Is this the thread where we can bet BIE?  Because EIP just in case.

you can bet that? ... what's the odds?

/i've got an over, under

I prefer mine side by side but some guys might be into your particular mammary configuration

Maybe she's just lying on her side?


them's some big ol titties

/Katie?
 
2013-03-08 05:23:28 PM

hitlersbrain: It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.

Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.


I want to live like common nipples. I want to do whatever common nipples do.
 
2013-03-08 05:24:07 PM
Well I was looking for some context in the location of where women can not show nipples, but I did not find any. I am pretty sure any place women are allowed to be topless they can show their nipples. I know there are strip clubs that require the women to wear pasties over their nipples, but I do not consider those to be topless then. If she is speaking to any location men are allowed to have their shirts off then I would say I agree it should be allowed. Having been overseas I can tell you the thrill of seeing a ton of topless women wears off pretty quickly. I also would like to say hers are way to large and not attractive at all.
 
2013-03-08 05:24:31 PM

rkiller1: Showing my hard nipples
[image.made-in-china.com image 690x456]


Sir, those two nipples on the right are under age.

You sick bastard.
 
2013-03-08 05:24:32 PM
imageserver.grainger.com
 
2013-03-08 05:25:00 PM
Because men would constantly be in trouble for touching, caressing, licking, and sucking on them?

Proven fact---when men see nipples in real life their brains short circuit and default to "MUST fark NOW!".

/Is it weird to really like the lactation thing a few posters seem to dislike?  Mother's milk is best milk.  Very sweet and tasty.
 
2013-03-08 05:29:40 PM

DubtodaIll: Same reason behind burkas. They would illicit reprehensible behavior among some individuals who lack self control.


Best argument against Burkas is to point out that you can tell how civilized a society is, by how much it requires women to hide themselves.
 
2013-03-08 05:30:01 PM

joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: joseelsegundo: Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!

[www.yourtv.com.au image 600x400]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot

Like dare I like ask like what like that like pic is like from, or like can I like go like through like life like blissfully like unaware?

That is Vicky Pollard in  Little Britain

See also:   http:// www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=bVjKVBf-AxI


How about no but yeah but no but yeah but no?

I mean, wow. I was all like WFT?
 
2013-03-08 05:30:45 PM
That's a hard 25.
 
2013-03-08 05:31:23 PM

Jabberwookiee: I mean, wow. I was all like WFT?


Or WTF even. Whatevs. IDGAF.
 
2013-03-08 05:33:40 PM
i141.photobucket.com

Lady has sausage fingers
 
2013-03-08 05:35:21 PM
Women can't show nipples purely because I want something to look forward to. Sorry ladies, but that's it. If women get to wander around topless as often as men, they won't have any mystery, and nobody will be excited to see them anymore. They'll be just one more entry in the Big Book of 'Meh'... It happened with panties. It used to be a cool little score if you caught the top of a woman's underwear poking over her Levi's(Or ene the obvious bit of rear cleavage that indicated she was going commando), now, 15 years after the pants-halfway-down-the-ass revolution, I no longer care if I see her chonies.

Otherwise, I'm all for this "Women are just as equal as men" 100%, I just don't want to get bored seeing boobies.
 
2013-03-08 05:37:40 PM

Craptastic: There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.


Watch the movie "Extremities". Farrah Fawcett's nipples look like someone cut her pinkies off at the last knuckle and glued them onto her boobs.
 
2013-03-08 05:38:13 PM
That's the hooker that stole my ring!
 
2013-03-08 05:42:23 PM

Wogus: I don't think there is one single thing about that woman I don't find utterly repugnant.


What about a couple of things?
 
2013-03-08 05:42:28 PM

Arachnophobe: Elegy: So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Elegy here is correct. C'mon people, we can do this.


A) she looks kinda like overly attached girlfriend to my eyes. I would penis her until she begged me to stop penising her.

B)dat nip slip

More boobs! It's international women's day, why are you not posting boobs? Do you hate women or something?

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-03-08 05:43:42 PM

Mikey1969: Women can't show nipples purely because I want something to look forward to. Sorry ladies, but that's it. If women get to wander around topless as often as men, they won't have any mystery, and nobody will be excited to see them anymore. They'll be just one more entry in the Big Book of 'Meh'... It happened with panties. It used to be a cool little score if you caught the top of a woman's underwear poking over her Levi's(Or ene the obvious bit of rear cleavage that indicated she was going commando), now, 15 years after the pants-halfway-down-the-ass revolution, I no longer care if I see her chonies.

Otherwise, I'm all for this "Women are just as equal as men" 100%, I just don't want to get bored seeing boobies.


I say this as a friend, but speak for yourself, bro. I need to know if that biatch is a slut. Always lookin' out for the tram stamp, know what I'm sayin'?
 
2013-03-08 05:46:53 PM

Jabberwookiee: Always lookin' out for the tram stamp, know what I'm sayin'?


I mean tramp, bro. Man, I'm wasted. YOLO!
 
2013-03-08 05:52:42 PM
I grew up in the 60's.

It was wall to wall nipples.
 
2013-03-08 05:55:33 PM
'That's N,I,P,P,L hyphen E."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ
 
2013-03-08 05:57:48 PM

hasty ambush: chaosangel: I don't get it either.  Other than the general American sexual repression thing. Especially since men have them too. Do they really make a breast look "more obscene"?

And why does a baby attached to the nipple make it icky? I know there is another breastfeeding thread already, but I just can't fathom these attitudes.

Go ahed and think that. Let me introdue you to European feminism, also say good bye to your Internet porn:

European Porn Ban: EU Proposal Seeks To Regulate Internet, Ban 'All Pornography In The Media'

"A report that will be voted on in the European Union parliament March 12 could lay the groundwork for laws banning pornography across all media -- including the Internet -- and could potentially restrict civil liberties, free speech advocates claim."

"The broader aim of the sweeping proposal, which was introduced by left-leaning parliamentarian Kartika Liotard of the Netherlands, is to foster gender equality in the EU by combatting gender stereotypes on many fronts. To that end, the opinion recommends a "ban all forms of pornography in the media," including what it calls "the digital field."

"It also calls for the establishment of regulatory agencies with "a mandate to impose effective sanctions on companies and individuals promoting the sexualisation of girls."

"In February, an Icelandic politician's proposed ban on Internet pornography was roundly criticized by free speech advocates."

Iceland Interior Minister Ogmundur Jonasson, who is drafting the legislation, maintained that the the larger social problems he claims porn causes outweigh concerns about free speech. Printed pornography and strip clubs are already banned in Iceland.

American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.


upload.wikimedia.org

^This is the MEP who's introducing the legislation on porn because it's demeaning to women.  And I really did try to find a flattering pic...
 
2013-03-08 05:57:52 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk


I farted, ya'll

 
2013-03-08 05:58:00 PM

hasty ambush: American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.


Yeah, because it's the liberals we should be worried about.

Mitt Romney vows to ban pornography by installing a filter on every U.S. PC

Rick Santorum declares war on pornography: I will ban hardcore porn if I'm elected President
 
2013-03-08 06:00:06 PM

Jabberwookiee: Jabberwookiee: Always lookin' out for the tram stamp, know what I'm sayin'?

I mean tramp, bro. Man, I'm wasted. YOLO!


Another thing that was sexy for awhile until everybody did it...
 
2013-03-08 06:01:42 PM

hasty ambush: American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.


Yeah buddy, you should read up on Utah, one of the reddest states in the nation, and their views on porn before you throw that bullshiat "leftist" crap around like you know what you're talking about.
 
2013-03-08 06:03:09 PM

Mikey1969: Jabberwookiee: Jabberwookiee: Always lookin' out for the tram stamp, know what I'm sayin'?

I mean tramp, bro. Man, I'm wasted. YOLO!

Another thing that was sexy for awhile until everybody did it...


Yeah, bro. I know what you're sayin'. I was farkin' biatches with tramp stamps before it was cool, too. No reason to be a hater, though.
 
2013-03-08 06:19:38 PM
FTFA: Trisha Paytas, 25, is a self-described "struggling actress" who appeared on TLC's My Strange Addictions last year as a tanning an attention addict

Much better
 
2013-03-08 06:19:50 PM
I met her at Comic-Con. She's a cool Chica. Now she's even cooler !
 
2013-03-08 06:20:28 PM
Also:  Cleavage Thread!

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 06:22:53 PM

Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.


What other areas is it completely legal to show in NYC?
 
2013-03-08 06:23:37 PM
Thought I saw those boobs before. She was on America's Got Talent back last summer. Howard had her up on stage and was busy eye raping her, even though he didn't vote her through.
 
2013-03-08 06:23:48 PM

Surool: The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.


This is why I blindfold my son every time he breastfeeds.  Can't have him thinking salacious thoughts when he's only a year old.
 
2013-03-08 06:23:50 PM
I need a ruling: do they have to be touching in order for it to be called cleavage?


 i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 06:25:22 PM

Mikey1969: hasty ambush: American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.

Yeah buddy, you should read up on Utah, one of the reddest states in the nation, and their views on porn before you throw that bullshiat "leftist" crap around like you know what you're talking about.



I provided my citations of the leftists push for porn censorship so how is it BS?

It is even here in the US:  http://againstpornography.org/

"The notion of "freedom of speech" is being used to protect the speech of the oppressor, not the one of the oppressed. The pornographers have hijacked the culture and have met little resistance ( especially due to the lack of information available to the general public). Pornographers have enough money to buy almost anything and make some people "buy" almost anything"
 
2013-03-08 06:26:26 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 06:27:38 PM
It's the same as much of the other stupid shiat in America: no good reason.
 
2013-03-08 06:27:48 PM

Banned on the Run: I need a ruling: do they have to be touching in order for it to be called cleavage?

 [i216.photobucket.com image 390x480]


If motorboating is possible, then yes. However, biatch needs to lose some weight. Not cool, bro.
 
2013-03-08 06:30:23 PM
Women are allowed to be fully topless here in Columbus, OH. Now, generally you never see anyone actually partake, but for those that do, no one seems to care or make much of an issue over it.. Really, here in Ohio, it's likely you'll see more cleavage and sideboob on the shirtless men...
 
2013-03-08 06:32:32 PM

Banned on the Run: I need a ruling: do they have to be touching in order for it to be called cleavage?


 [i216.photobucket.com image 390x480]


I'm gonna allow.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 06:32:44 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 06:34:19 PM
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 06:34:54 PM
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 06:44:55 PM

Mikey1969: hasty ambush: American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.

Yeah buddy, you should read up on Utah, one of the reddest states in the nation, and their views on porn before you throw that bullshiat "leftist" crap around like you know what you're talking about.


Don't mean to offend but I think you're quibbling over terminology.  In Europe this type of stuff comes predominantly from the Left - I don't think there's a similar group in the U.S. - it's not the same as "leftist" in the States.  Think hardcore religious fundies over here or the family values brigade, w/o the god-botherery bits.  They want to regulate every aspect of people's lives.  2013 is the self-declared Year of the Citizen in the EU - where the goal is to promote the entity,  educate the population to the benefits of being a good European and discourage criticism wherever possible.  Can you really imagine any U.S. president announcing such a program or being permitted to spend tax dollars [w/o any accountability] on the initiative?
 
2013-03-08 06:45:03 PM
Ooooo! I'll play!

img7.imagebanana.com
 
2013-03-08 06:50:37 PM

hasty ambush: I provided my citations of the leftists push for porn censorship so how is it BS?


It's BS because it's not solely a "Leftist" thing, so your point oabout how "evil" the Leftists are is completely useless...

Here's a hint: Want to convince me that one side is "bad"? THEN DON'T USE AN EXAMPLE THAT THE OTHER SIDE SUPPORTS AS WELL!!!

Jesus, are you really this dense, or just testing us all?
 
2013-03-08 06:53:14 PM

Mikey1969: hasty ambush: I provided my citations of the leftists push for porn censorship so how is it BS?

It's BS because it's not solely a "Leftist" thing, so your point oabout how "evil" the Leftists are is completely useless...

Here's a hint: Want to convince me that one side is "bad"? THEN DON'T USE AN EXAMPLE THAT THE OTHER SIDE SUPPORTS AS WELL!!!

Jesus, are you really this dense, or just testing us all?


Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?
 
2013-03-08 06:58:37 PM

Jabberwookiee: Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?


Yes!
i1126.photobucket.com

We!
i1126.photobucket.com

Cans!
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:06:43 PM

Arachnophobe: Jabberwookiee: Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?

Yes!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 375x500]

We!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Cans!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x900]


Katie Banks yet no Bryci? I am disappoint, bro. Give me something I can fap to.
 
2013-03-08 07:08:59 PM
Honestly, men can be so stupid.

Why can't women show nipples? Because men don't want other men seeing their woman's nipples. They're for HIM, not other guys. It's totally territorial.

Unless, of course, you're one of those guys who likes to share your girl with others. That's not all that common, though, so really it all comes down to men being jealous and selfish about their woman's goodies.
 
2013-03-08 07:20:42 PM

Arachnophobe: Jabberwookiee: Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?

Yes!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 375x500]

We!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Cans!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x900]


The last picture. She used to be an SbB girl, but i cannot recall her name. Does anyone know it?
 
2013-03-08 07:21:52 PM
And, as always Elegy, you make a boob/cleavage thread so much more interesting!
 
2013-03-08 07:22:37 PM
Clearly they can. Whether they may or not is up to local authorities.
 
2013-03-08 07:22:56 PM

Banned on the Run: Also:  Cleavage Thread!

[i216.photobucket.com image 400x298]



quizilla.teennick.com

/hot like crossed wires.
 
2013-03-08 07:23:56 PM
Growing up in Australia we school girls sunbaked topless at the beach.  We thought every body did that.  Did see a lot of men wanking off in the distance, but they never touched us.  I think those days of relative innocence are gone. There's a puritan attitude descending in Australia and I blame it on the men who overtly leered and harassed women to the point of covering up.  The pervs ruined it for everybody.
 
2013-03-08 07:35:52 PM

solitary: The pervs ruined it for everybody.


They appreciated it too much.
 
2013-03-08 07:37:54 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:38:16 PM

solitary: Growing up in Australia we school girls sunbaked topless at the beach.  We thought every body did that.  Did see a lot of men wanking off in the distance, but they never touched us.  I think those days of relative innocence are gone. There's a puritan attitude descending in Australia and I blame it on the men who overtly leered and harassed women to the point of covering up.  The pervs ruined it for everybody.


I can't decide how to feel about this without pics.
 
2013-03-08 07:39:11 PM

XplodedSynapses: Arachnophobe: Jabberwookiee: Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?

Yes!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 375x500]

We!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Cans!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x900]

The last picture. She used to be an SbB girl, but i cannot recall her name. Does anyone know it?


That's Jordan Carver, to the best of my knowledge she was never an SbB girl. You're maybe thinking of Denise Milani?

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:40:16 PM

XplodedSynapses: Arachnophobe: Jabberwookiee: Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?

Yes!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 375x500]

We!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Cans!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x900]

The last picture. She used to be an SbB girl, but i cannot recall her name. Does anyone know it?


That last one is Jordan Carver.  I don't think she was ever an SbB girl.
 
2013-03-08 07:40:25 PM

Banned on the Run:


That was extremely awesome.
 
2013-03-08 07:43:10 PM

megarian: Banned on the Run:

That was extremely awesome.


And dangerous.  The new photobucket thumbnails don't show the whole pic.  That left hand is borderline low (I'm now seeing after the fact).
 
2013-03-08 07:43:46 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:45:00 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:46:01 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:48:28 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:48:58 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:50:03 PM

XplodedSynapses: Arachnophobe: Jabberwookiee: Bros, bros...seriously...can't we all just boobies?

Yes!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 375x500]

We!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Cans!
[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x900]

The last picture. She used to be an SbB girl, but i cannot recall her name. Does anyone know it?


Another of Ms. Carver

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:51:27 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:52:31 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:52:58 PM
www.shotpix.com

Approves, in a mature sort of way.
 
2013-03-08 07:54:58 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:56:36 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:57:25 PM
What guy would pay to see a stripper like that?  She looks fat as hell.
 
2013-03-08 07:57:46 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:58:34 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 07:59:52 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
new
2013-03-08 08:01:09 PM
bie eip, i like nipples
 
2013-03-08 08:02:24 PM

XplodedSynapses: And, as always Elegy, you make a boob/cleavage thread so much more interesting!


Thank you! I try....
 
2013-03-08 08:02:38 PM
hasty ambush:

"In February, an Icelandic politician's proposed ban on Internet pornography was roundly criticized by free speech advocates."

Iceland Interior Minister Ogmundur Jonasson, who is drafting the legislation, maintained that the the larger social problems he claims porn causes outweigh concerns about free speech. Printed pornography and strip clubs are already banned in Iceland.

American sexual repression indeed. You need to worry more about leftist political correctness.


Meanwhile back in Denmark, I'm pretty sure basically everything is still legal. Including probably farm animal activities. Then again, the other Nordic countries often view Danes as porn obssessed drunk slackers. And bad drivers.

Iceland apparently still has a strong religious streak.
 
2013-03-08 08:02:46 PM

Ima4nic8or: What guy would pay to see a stripper like that?  She looks fat as hell.


In the butt. That's why.

/not to mention her winning personality
 
2013-03-08 08:03:36 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:05:24 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:06:36 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:07:24 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:08:39 PM
 
2013-03-08 08:09:46 PM

DeltaX: Stories like this are why we need the BOOBIES tag back for the main page....


I concur.
 
2013-03-08 08:09:51 PM
 
2013-03-08 08:09:51 PM
Come to Oregon. Naked, cocktails, video poker and most places don't charge a cover. Plus cheap steaks.
Vegas Sucks.
 
2013-03-08 08:12:48 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:14:44 PM
 
2013-03-08 08:15:29 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:19:51 PM
 
2013-03-08 08:21:11 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:22:37 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

/last few.  there's a bottle of Sotol calling me
 
2013-03-08 08:23:48 PM
 
2013-03-08 08:26:41 PM
One SFW

25.media.tumblr.com

and one NSFW

/later all
 
2013-03-08 08:28:36 PM

Banned on the Run: One SFW



and one NSFW

/later all


Excellent work as always, Banned
 
2013-03-08 08:38:11 PM
I like my fellow dark-haired girls with light eyes.

BIE...EIP the shiat out of me.
 
2013-03-08 08:42:25 PM
Round these parts strippers can show nips, and Im like in the buckle of the bible belt. What kind of Taliban hell holes are you farkers in.
 
2013-03-08 08:45:30 PM
The part-time actress also danced with
Eminem dressed as Jessica Simpson
for his single
We Made You in 2011


t.qkme.me

whatnow? Eminem dressed as Jessica Simson?

/sometimes those commas really make a difference
 
2013-03-08 08:47:42 PM

Elegy: So is this the Friday boob thread or what?

Less talkie more boobies.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


That 3rd one. Oh my.

motherofgod.jpg. raccoonwantsthroughchainlinkfence.jpg.
 
2013-03-08 08:50:16 PM

bossuniversalAA: [i551.photobucket.com image 320x429]

the same reason why you should never go to a nude beach...somethings are better left unseen


WTF is wrong with large areolae?
 
2013-03-08 08:52:59 PM

jrodnewb: rkiller1: Showing my hard nipples
[image.made-in-china.com image 690x456]

I work at the Home Depot, I was cross training a female, slow night, and I said "these fittings go here next to the nipples," she looked at me and said "really?  you're gonna make up BS like that to be a perv?"  I grabbed the box and put it in her face and said "NIPPLES,"  she blushed and said "oh!!"

/nips


She must've loved the 'male/female connectors' lesson.
 
2013-03-08 08:57:24 PM

God-is-a-Taco: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x345]


Paula Deen 25 years ago? Or a current pic of her daughter? C'mon, gotta be one or the other.
 
2013-03-08 08:59:40 PM
1 bookmark only, Vasily
 
2013-03-08 09:02:07 PM
What's missing?

*snaps fingers*

GD's comment about no sex in the champagne room. Lack of AW up in here.
 
2013-03-08 09:07:47 PM
none of the below are at-all-safe for workplace viewing:

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link
 
2013-03-08 09:09:24 PM
bie?

eip


will start posting pictures soon.
 
2013-03-08 09:38:36 PM

wombatsrus: [www.shotpix.com image 457x640]

Approves, in a mature sort of way.


Oh, Lord. Claudia Marie has made an appearence in this thread.
 
2013-03-08 09:42:15 PM
Bie?
 
2013-03-08 09:43:43 PM
BIE! EIP!
 
2013-03-08 09:43:59 PM

DjangoStonereaver: She supported Romney?

I guess somewhere in her wardrobe she has one of these:

[rashmanly.files.wordpress.com image 432x496]


Brains are grossly overrated.  I mean, look at all the liberals who claim to have one.  It is obvious that all of theirs are broken.
 
2013-03-08 09:54:32 PM
There's never BIE these days, or am I not asking correctly?

Pwease?
 
2013-03-08 09:56:59 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 09:57:37 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-08 09:58:12 PM
www.gracenglamour.com
 
2013-03-08 09:58:49 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 09:59:55 PM
ts4.explicit.bing.net
 
2013-03-08 10:01:10 PM
ziprage.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-03-08 10:01:47 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 10:06:36 PM
Nipples are like snowflakes, there all different and unique.
 
2013-03-08 10:09:05 PM
This is the kind of FARK thread where I get a perverse thrill out of clicking, "Show All".
 
2013-03-08 10:09:31 PM
Not a bookmark.

Horsebolt McStabledoor: The part-time actress also danced with
Eminem dressed as Jessica Simpson
for his single
We Made You in 2011

[t.qkme.me image 310x269]

whatnow? Eminem dressed as Jessica Simson?

/sometimes those commas really make a difference


I'm saving this pic for non sequitur reasons.
 
2013-03-08 10:13:41 PM
 
2013-03-08 10:16:10 PM
BIE? EIP. Please and thank you!
 
2013-03-08 10:38:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-08 10:43:37 PM
If any Farkettes want to show some nip, EIP!

/BIE

//Please and thanks

//help this weekend start off on the right foot!
 
2013-03-08 11:00:34 PM

The Dogs of War: If any Farkettes want to show some nip, EIP!

/BIE

//Please and thanks

//help this weekend start off on the right foot!


Ghastly, you're up!
 
2013-03-08 11:05:28 PM

Ed Grubermann: The Dogs of War: If any Farkettes want to show some nip, EIP!

/BIE

//Please and thanks

//help this weekend start off on the right foot!

<b>Ghastly, you're up!

<b>

NO! NO! NO! Thrice I say NO!
(technically four times)
 
2013-03-09 12:01:16 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-09 12:12:06 AM
 
2013-03-09 12:30:39 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-09 12:44:52 AM

hitlersbrain: It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.

Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.


I personally disagree with that. As a lesbian, I get to see my nipples any time I'd like. Seeing other nipples is still plenty fun for me. Although there are some women with nipples that no one should be forced to see.

/weird nipples are far worse than the sharpest of knees
 
2013-03-09 01:18:16 AM
what heresy is that?

I never met a nipple I didn't admire....even that weird chick from arkansas with inverted nipples
 
2013-03-09 01:32:49 AM
boobs  Yahhhh  who removed the tag anyhow ?  some sponceres ?
 
2013-03-09 02:25:20 AM
cdnimg.visualizeus.com

25.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

I cannot be held responsible for what transpires if you're caught viewing the below whilst on the clock:

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

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2013-03-09 02:48:56 AM
 
2013-03-09 02:50:35 AM
Because western Civilization would grind to a halt. Except for gay europeans, So we will have really nice clothes while we sit around in the dark watching civilization burn.
 
2013-03-09 02:55:01 AM
 
2013-03-09 04:37:37 AM

Sinbox: naked masked woman in the dark.jpg


You, uh, got any more along that sort of line?
 
2013-03-09 05:46:48 AM

megarian: I like my fellow dark-haired girls with light eyes.

BIE...EIP the shiat out of me.


Hey, what about us lonely farkers who are lacking genuine boobage in our real life.  We need BIE, too.
 
2013-03-09 05:48:49 AM
Because baring nipples is a ticket straight to hell, do not pass go-go.

/sad pun
 
2013-03-09 07:04:07 AM
Sweet Baby Lord Jesus, this thread has turned into the greatest thing man has ever, will ever, accomplish.  The only way to top this is to MOAR!
 
2013-03-09 10:11:32 AM

blatz514: [www.trishastreasurechest.com image 471x352]

[www.reactionface.info image 417x407]


cdn.cstatic.net
 
2013-03-09 10:14:16 AM

jrodnewb: Sweet Baby Lord Jesus, this thread has turned into the greatest thing man has ever, will ever, accomplish.  The only way to top this is to MOAR!



Hmmmm, I wonder when that account was created.
 
2013-03-09 10:56:26 AM
Why no nip in public? Because fark you, that's why.
img.chan4chan.com

They're better in private anyway.

/"Shay" was the name of my childhood therapist.
 
2013-03-09 01:19:21 PM
I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult
 
2013-03-09 02:03:04 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult


I'm guessing it would be more difficult if it were a guy
 
2013-03-09 02:44:39 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult


WHAR PIX DAMMIT?
 
2013-03-09 03:23:58 PM
Sinbox: In regard to your multiple choice quiz/test, I think the correct answer is ALL THE ABOVE.

amirite?
 
2013-03-09 04:23:15 PM

Shedim: You, uh, got any more along that sort of line?



best i could find (links are all thoroughly work unsafe):


laurajul.dk


Link


Link


Link


Link


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Link
 
2013-03-09 06:04:31 PM
In case anyone is unfamiliar, a necessary tool for threads like these, bookmark to open all linked images:
https://www.squarefree.com/bookmarklets/pagelinks.html#linked_images

/just needing an excuse to request bie
//eip
 
2013-03-09 06:14:00 PM
LiteWerk: Sinbox: In regard to your multiple choice quiz/test, I think the correct answer is ALL THE ABOVE.

amirite?


Well, I'll phrase it thusly:

24.media.tumblr.com

Link

Link

Link

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Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

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Link

Link

"You're not incorrect".

And, with this last batch, my weekend starts in earnest.

Have a better one, all.
 
2013-03-10 11:21:31 PM

John Buck 41: Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult

WHAR PIX DAMMIT?


I get to see these boobs daily. I'm not going to jeopardize it my asking for a picture.
 
2013-03-10 11:46:04 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: John Buck 41: Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult

WHAR PIX DAMMIT?

I get to see these boobs daily. I'm not going to jeopardize it my asking for a picture.


Fair enough.
 
2013-03-11 05:40:11 PM

John Buck 41: Your Average Witty Fark User: John Buck 41: Your Average Witty Fark User: I have a co-worker with the most perfect set of tits ever bestowed upon a woman.

/sometimes makes work difficult

WHAR PIX DAMMIT?

I get to see these boobs daily. I'm not going to jeopardize it my asking for a picture.

Fair enough.


The woman is his co-worker, but her boobs are his District Manager.
 
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