Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.
GungFu: ( . )( . )
Gyrfalcon: Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.You can wax!
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.
litespeed74: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.she must jog a lot.
GentlemanJ: GungFu: ( . )( . )More like ( O Y O )FTFY
Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.
Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.
Rude Turnip: Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.That is sort of nauseating to imagine.
Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!
Wogus: I don't think there is one single thing about that woman I don't find utterly repugnant.
Craptastic: There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.prove it
BummerDuck: "and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'"It's a woman thing. I am guessing that her attraction to Mitt Romney is as deep as his pockets...
Meatschool: skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.prove itYou are aware that this will not result in the sort of proof you are seeking, right?
Surool: The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.
Arachnophobe: //gonna post some cleavage pics now
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