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2013-03-08 03:58:32 PM
Geez, how desperate do you think we guysHOLY NELLY LOOK AT THOSE FUNBAGS HUMMAHUMMA HUMMA
 
2013-03-08 03:58:38 PM
www.trishastreasurechest.com

www.reactionface.info
 
2013-03-08 04:08:06 PM
An interesting question, definitely requires research.
For science, though, only for science.
 
2013-03-08 04:13:10 PM
But did she answer?
 
2013-03-08 04:14:18 PM
Other women, mostly

/I know I certainly don't mind
 
2013-03-08 04:15:26 PM
But yes.  Yes, they can.
 
2013-03-08 04:18:05 PM
( .  )( .  )
 
2013-03-08 04:20:37 PM
Stories like this are why we need the BOOBIES tag back for the main page....
 
2013-03-08 04:21:16 PM
The thick, black hairs for starters.
 
2013-03-08 04:21:16 PM
I was unaware she gave advice. Or talked. Or had a face.
 
2013-03-08 04:21:34 PM
Not cleavage. Those are fat rolls.
 
2013-03-08 04:21:38 PM
Showing my hard nipples
image.made-in-china.com
 
2013-03-08 04:22:00 PM
Ok, I'll be the person to start...

Ladies, you can feel free to show your nipples to me.

/eip
 
2013-03-08 04:24:29 PM
Women can't show nipples because the sometimes excrete fluids and therefore are yucky.  Eyes and the mouth are harder to cover, but some societies enforce that too.
 
2013-03-08 04:24:58 PM
Check my moniker. Yep, it's that time!
 
2013-03-08 04:25:00 PM
That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.
 
2013-03-08 04:26:04 PM
GungFu: ( .  )( .  )

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
 
2013-03-08 04:26:34 PM
I don't get it either.  Other than the general American sexual repression thing. Especially since men have them too. Do they really make a breast look "more obscene"?

And why does a baby attached to the nipple make it icky? I know there is another breastfeeding thread already, but I just can't fathom these attitudes.
 
2013-03-08 04:26:42 PM
She supported Romney?

I guess somewhere in her wardrobe she has one of these:

rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-08 04:27:46 PM

Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.


You can wax!
 
2013-03-08 04:28:47 PM
"and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'"

It's a woman thing. I am guessing that her attraction to Mitt Romney is as deep as his pockets...
 
2013-03-08 04:30:47 PM
The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.
 
2013-03-08 04:31:04 PM
You'll put your eye out, kid!
 
2013-03-08 04:31:25 PM

GungFu: ( .  )( .  )


More like (  O   Y   O   )
FTFY
 
2013-03-08 04:31:59 PM
There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
 
2013-03-08 04:32:49 PM

Gyrfalcon: Katolu: The thick, black hairs for starters.

You can wax!


Pulled too many nipples off!
 
2013-03-08 04:33:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.


she must jog a lot.
 
2013-03-08 04:34:00 PM
Same reason behind burkas. They would illicit reprehensible behavior among some individuals who lack self control. For example, someone puts a pie on a windowsill, most people can walk past that pie, still look at the pie, fantasize about how good that pie is but still not touch that pie, but there will be one that won't have that control. Save the pies! Save the puppies!
 
2013-03-08 04:34:52 PM
It's like swearing. If no one reacted when you did it, it would not be fun anymore.

Forbidden nipple is much better than common nipple.
 
2013-03-08 04:35:00 PM
...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!
 
2013-03-08 04:35:33 PM

litespeed74: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That a 25 year old with a lot of miles.

she must jog a lot.


kind of looks like she doesn't.  she does jug a lot though
 
2013-03-08 04:35:34 PM

GentlemanJ: GungFu: ( .  )( .  )

More like (  O   Y   O   )
FTFY


I like 'em all, provided they're actually attached to a woman.
 
2013-03-08 04:35:44 PM
I don't think there is one single thing about that woman I don't find utterly repugnant.
 
2013-03-08 04:35:50 PM

Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.


That is sort of nauseating to imagine.
 
2013-03-08 04:38:12 PM
Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.
 
2013-03-08 04:39:23 PM

Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.


prove it
 
2013-03-08 04:40:41 PM

Rude Turnip: Craptastic: She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine.

That is sort of nauseating to imagine.


Especially if your name is George Washington.
 
2013-03-08 04:41:02 PM
FTFA: She also gave her insight on the most recent presidential elections and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'.

Every now and then, you come across a living argument in favor of repealing the 19th Amendment.

No, wait. Perhaps I'm rushing to judgement. Maybe she has some valid reasons for suppor-

"'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals."

Sigh.

/does not support repealing the 19th
//gonna post some cleavage pics now

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 04:42:16 PM

Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!


www.yourtv.com.au

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but

/hot
 
2013-03-08 04:42:29 PM

Wogus: I don't think there is one single thing about that woman I don't find utterly repugnant.


According to her wikipedia page, she's a second degree black belt and knows how to play the banjo. That's.... something.
 
2013-03-08 04:42:51 PM

Jabberwookiee: ...she is the world's fastest talker with 710 words in 54 seconds...

Well like duh! If I like said like the like word like like every like other like word like I could like be like the like new like world like champion!


She's going to make a deaf sugar daddy very happy someday.
 
2013-03-08 04:42:55 PM
she voted for Romney cuz he was "Cute"
 
2013-03-08 04:43:02 PM

Craptastic: There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.


The reason Donnie was so embarrassed was that the drunk called him the wrong name.
/Donnie was Ralph Malph
 
2013-03-08 04:43:21 PM
Also...

'Mitt rhymes with tit!' she squeals ton the camera.

Yes, they're huge. We get it.

Paging Dr. Freud, to the champagne room....
 
2013-03-08 04:43:32 PM

skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.

prove it


You are aware that this will not result in the sort of proof you are seeking, right?
 
2013-03-08 04:43:50 PM
Skank not stripper, ridden hard and put away wet...
 
2013-03-08 04:44:34 PM

BummerDuck: "and unequivocally backs Republican Mitt Romney as her 'candidential [sic] selection' because he is 'super gorgeous'"

It's a woman thing. I am guessing that her attraction to Mitt Romney is as deep as his pockets...


It was at that exact point that I realised you can trust a single word this woman says
 
2013-03-08 04:45:10 PM

Meatschool: skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Showing your nipples is completely legal here in NYC and I'm sure other areas.

prove it

You are aware that this will not result in the sort of proof you are seeking, right?


entirely

*sadface*

when NY courts ruled that women could go topless on NY beaches I was about 13 or 14. Spent a lot of time at the beach that summer
 
2013-03-08 04:45:19 PM

Surool: The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.


By that logic men who lactate should  have to keep their shirt on too..........actually I have no problem with that.
 
2013-03-08 04:46:31 PM

Arachnophobe: //gonna post some cleavage pics now


Thanks.  You're a good man.
 
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