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(KABC)   Old and busted: Colleges offer laptops to attract students. New hotness: Colleges offer sex-change operations to attract students   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Emerson College, gender reassignment, transgender youth, Aetna, liberal arts colleges, Colleges offer  
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2993 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2013 at 2:50 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-08 02:53:57 PM  
2 votes:
Hello, I would like a sex change.  I would like to exchange "Weeping while masturbating" with "beejays while I play World of Warcraft".  Also, do you have that available in "with a chick"?
2013-03-08 04:16:42 PM  
1 vote:

The One True TheDavid: What I really don't get is FTM transformers: women have been allowed to wear pants and drive trucks for he past, what, 30 years. Nobody's as shocked to see a woman in khakis and an Oxford shirt as they are to see a man in drag. Why bother putting yourself through all that "reassignment?" And excuse me but a 24 year old lesbian in a Justin Bieber haircut is not cross-dressing. He's the cross-dresser: 20ish lesbians have looked like that since before he was born.

The assumption that it's about gender roles and clothing is a false assumption. There's an innate part of you that says that you're male or you're female. The problem is that innate part (aka "gender") doesn't always match up with what's on the outside (phenotypic sex). Unfortunately, it's easier to change the body when this occurs than it is to change the brain.
2013-03-08 03:26:38 PM  
1 vote:
Q: I don't like the way I look; I want to be bigger and stronger. Can I take steroids?
A: No! That's bad!

Q: I don't like the way I look; I want to be thinner. Should I get liposuction?
A: No! That's bad!

Q: I don't like the way I look; I want to look like I'm a different gender. Should I get parts of my body surgically mutilated into nonfunctional mockeries of male/female genitalia?
A: Yes! That's awesome! You are a kind of hero!

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2013-03-08 02:55:25 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously though, there's nothing gay about a bunch of frat guys hanging out together watching porno and masturbating onto each other's faces for fun. It's college, brah.
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