yoursafewordisharder: CSB time... [snip]/Best part, the next morning it was gone.
AgentKGB: ChipNASA: Not.Gay.At.All. I.Slipped. Totally. One.In.A.Million.Shot.Doc, I.Tell.Ya.CSB: One of my sisters is a paramedic. Her first week on the job they were called to a house because a guy had a barbie doll stuck up his butt. He swore up and down that he fell on it. Two weeks later they got another call to the same house. You know those big Maglite flashlights? Yeah, he "fell on it".
yoursafewordisharder: CSB time...I used to work in downtown Boston many years ago. One day, the guy taking trash out to the dumpster in the alley comes up to me absolutely green in the face, telling me I have to see something disgusting in the alley. He wanted to share the experience I suppose. We go there and there, on the ground, is a men's athletic sock, filled up with sand but spilling out the top, wrapped in a condom and covered in what looked like lube, blood and feces.It took the better part of the day to stop vomiting in my mouth at the memory. Still feel ill writing this down, in fact./Best part, the next morning it was gone.
The Irresponsible Captain: They make butt plugs. With stoppers on the end.You know, so they don't go in the whole way./Right tool for the job, as it were.
namegoeshere: MOGGEE: Shadow Blasko: MOGGEE: //Boobies was sposed to say "Boobies"You mean your Boobies was supposed to say In my Boobies?yesHow u post magic werds how??
Shadow Blasko: MOGGEE: //Boobies was sposed to say "Boobies"You mean your Boobies was supposed to say In my Boobies?
Magorn: Remember kids, just like with boar-spears, the cross-piece on a butt plug is there for a very important reason
publikenemy: And it's NEVER a woman getting it removed
DreamSnipers: Pretty dumb of him, if he had posted it live on Fark, I bet he could have gotten a submission credit.
Anderson's Pooper: My ex worked in a hospital lab on third shift. The stories she had were amazing. For instance, sometimes the tempered glass on the coffee table doesn't hold the weight of the suction cupped dildo and the user. I suspect that was a very painful ER trip.
namegoeshere: You people who like to stick things up your bottoms: Don't you think to tie a string to the end of it so you can fetch it back out again?
publikenemy: It's pretty common so the guy shouldn't have felt too strange..I've told some here before about my wife's exploits at the hospital she works at. She's in pathology, so she sees everything that comes out of ones body.At least once a month she gets a container that says "foreign body, rectum"...sometimes the container is vibrating.Sometimes it's a homemade device, like a piece of steel with a string attached and the string breaks. Sometimes, it's even more odd...like a pair of salad tongs.And it's NEVER a woman getting it removed
SirEattonHogg: getting lemons...making lemonade?
Yogimus: Dear Abby: Is it gay when my girl dildoes me in the ass?
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