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(Daily Dot)   If you wind up in the hospital with a vibrator stuck in your ass, you might as well livetweet it   (dailydot.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-08 04:01:40 PM
2 votes:
A friend's mom was an ER nurse in Arizona. She says two gentlemen succeeded in inserting one man's foot into the other man, but were unable to remove said foot; so they took a taxi to the ER.

Mostly, she remembers the confusion on the face of the taxi driver. English was not his first language, and he could not understand why two Americans would do such a thing.

My 3rd CSB this week :)
2013-03-08 01:59:01 PM
2 votes:
Pretty dumb of him, if he had posted it live on Fark, I bet he could have gotten a submission credit.
2013-03-08 01:48:43 PM
2 votes:

Yogimus: Dear Abby: Is it gay when my girl dildoes me in the ass?


No, only if you let her boyfriend do it.
2013-03-08 06:03:24 PM
1 votes:

yoursafewordisharder: CSB time...

I used to work in downtown Boston many years ago. One day, the guy taking trash out to the dumpster in the alley comes up to me absolutely green in the face, telling me I have to see something disgusting in the alley. He wanted to share the experience I suppose. We go there and there, on the ground, is a men's athletic sock, filled up with sand but spilling out the top, wrapped in a condom and covered in what looked like lube, blood and feces.

It took the better part of the day to stop vomiting in my mouth at the memory. Still feel ill writing this down, in fact.

/Best part, the next morning it was gone.


I did not need to read that
2013-03-08 04:01:09 PM
1 votes:
www.ledzeppelinguitar.com
2013-03-08 02:38:02 PM
1 votes:
note to self

don't gis
1 guy one jar
at work
ever
ever again
2013-03-08 02:31:53 PM
1 votes:
Lucidz
MadameX:

Not as painful as the guy that came into our ER after inserting a light bulb in his butt and it BROKE.

Not calling you a liar, but that sounds like an urban legend..



Some kinds of bulb make that story waaay more likely than others
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
2013-03-08 02:29:20 PM
1 votes:

megarian: THX 1138:

Beat me to it...ya jerk.

Don't want it? Just need it?


To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive!
2013-03-08 02:27:40 PM
1 votes:
They make butt plugs. With stoppers on the end.

You know, so they don't go in the whole way.

/Right tool for the job, as it were.
2013-03-08 02:27:15 PM
1 votes:
I find it pretty amazing that some could put their need to attention-whore over shame. What a douche.
2013-03-08 02:16:36 PM
1 votes:

THX 1138: I'm sure you can find it on a torrent without much trouble.


NOOOOOOOOOnonononononononononononono....
2013-03-08 02:13:16 PM
1 votes:

Lucidz: Not as painful as the guy that came into our ER after inserting a light bulb in his butt and it BROKE.

Not calling you a liar, but that sounds like an urban legend..


There was a video circulating online a while ago with the title of "one guy one jar" or something like that.  Dude was squatting down onto what looked like a glass olive jar.  And it broke.  And there was blood.  And yet I couldn't look away...

I'm sure you can find it on a torrent without much trouble.
2013-03-08 02:10:38 PM
1 votes:
As a wise man once said, "No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo, okay?"

www.freedomsphoenix.com
2013-03-08 02:04:50 PM
1 votes:
That's the best ad for energizer I ever saw.
2013-03-08 01:57:35 PM
1 votes:
Apparently it was no big deal...
2013-03-08 01:52:13 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: You people who like to stick things up your bottoms: Don't you think to tie a string to the end of it so you can fetch it back out again?


... I read that as "so you can felch it out again", and got an entirely different image in my head than you were going for.


publikenemy: It's pretty common so the guy shouldn't have felt too strange..I've told some here before about my wife's exploits at the hospital she works at. She's in pathology, so she sees everything that comes out of ones body.

At least once a month she gets a container that says "foreign body, rectum"...sometimes the container is vibrating.

Sometimes it's a homemade device, like a piece of steel with a string attached and the string breaks. Sometimes, it's even more odd...like a pair of salad tongs.

And it's NEVER a woman getting it removed


So, guys like stuff in their asses, too, but don't want to admit it?
2013-03-08 01:51:33 PM
1 votes:
*vomit*
2013-03-08 01:48:02 PM
1 votes:

exit_wound: Victim not a chick.


It never is.
2013-03-08 01:46:25 PM
1 votes:
so very scared?
2013-03-08 01:45:09 PM
1 votes:

Yogimus: Dear Abby: Is it gay when my girl dildoes me in the ass?


Not if it's a strap on. Then "she's" the gay one.
2013-03-08 01:45:02 PM
1 votes:
It's pretty common so the guy shouldn't have felt too strange..I've told some here before about my wife's exploits at the hospital she works at. She's in pathology, so she sees everything that comes out of ones body.

At least once a month she gets a container that says "foreign body, rectum"...sometimes the container is vibrating.

Sometimes it's a homemade device, like a piece of steel with a string attached and the string breaks. Sometimes, it's even more odd...like a pair of salad tongs.

And it's NEVER a woman getting it removed
2013-03-08 01:44:26 PM
1 votes:
Dear Abby: Is it gay when my girl dildoes me in the ass?
2013-03-08 01:42:41 PM
1 votes:
Victim not a chick.
2013-03-08 01:41:47 PM
1 votes:
If you went camping on the side of the road and woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?

No...

Wanna go camping?
 
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