Yogimus: Dear Abby: Is it gay when my girl dildoes me in the ass?
yoursafewordisharder: CSB time...I used to work in downtown Boston many years ago. One day, the guy taking trash out to the dumpster in the alley comes up to me absolutely green in the face, telling me I have to see something disgusting in the alley. He wanted to share the experience I suppose. We go there and there, on the ground, is a men's athletic sock, filled up with sand but spilling out the top, wrapped in a condom and covered in what looked like lube, blood and feces.It took the better part of the day to stop vomiting in my mouth at the memory. Still feel ill writing this down, in fact./Best part, the next morning it was gone.
megarian: THX 1138:Beat me to it...ya jerk.Don't want it? Just need it?
THX 1138: I'm sure you can find it on a torrent without much trouble.
Lucidz: Not as painful as the guy that came into our ER after inserting a light bulb in his butt and it BROKE.Not calling you a liar, but that sounds like an urban legend..
namegoeshere: You people who like to stick things up your bottoms: Don't you think to tie a string to the end of it so you can fetch it back out again?
publikenemy: It's pretty common so the guy shouldn't have felt too strange..I've told some here before about my wife's exploits at the hospital she works at. She's in pathology, so she sees everything that comes out of ones body.At least once a month she gets a container that says "foreign body, rectum"...sometimes the container is vibrating.Sometimes it's a homemade device, like a piece of steel with a string attached and the string breaks. Sometimes, it's even more odd...like a pair of salad tongs.And it's NEVER a woman getting it removed
exit_wound: Victim not a chick.
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