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(Daily Dot)   If you wind up in the hospital with a vibrator stuck in your ass, you might as well livetweet it   (dailydot.com) divider line 162
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2013-03-08 07:23:57 PM  
Truly an attention whore-
 
2013-03-08 07:28:16 PM  
Additionally:

What's a "livertweet"? Sounds like a doggy snack-

Cursory Google search on his twitter "handle" gave me a laugh:

The latest from televised snowmang (@Grawly). im a loner. dangerous. sexy. 8 years old kicking around in huggies® listening to koreans scream into...

What a freak (and proud of it)
 
2013-03-08 07:36:23 PM  

Bung_Howdy: Even worse, you end up in an article on "The Daily Dot".

Sounds British-

/No, DNRTFA


Here's your Daily Dot:

l.yimg.com
 
2013-03-08 08:19:26 PM  
But I poop from there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2OyQdsHJvU

Just sayin...
 
2013-03-08 08:34:33 PM  
UsikFark:
A google search should have pulled up the wiki page I got it from. I don't have the patience to do penetration testing of the fark filter today :-|

Thread relevant.
 
2013-03-08 09:23:15 PM  
Seems like you could just wait a little while and possibly shiat it out.
I mean a dildo is not soft like crap, but that feeling of "I gotta crap" makes the butthole expand willingly...would it not pop out? Especially if you have been "working it like a dog", it should be loose, right?

And then, if you're going to buy a dildo to do a little self ass-play, wouldn't it be a good idea to get one long enough not to lose it, or one with a stopper on the back?

/Just some thoughts.
 
2013-03-08 09:36:11 PM  

Guuberre: AgentKGB: ChipNASA: Not.Gay.At.All. I.Slipped. Totally.  One.In.A.Million.Shot.Doc, I.Tell.Ya.

CSB: One of my sisters is a paramedic.  Her first week on the job they were called to a house because a guy had a barbie doll stuck up his butt. He swore up and down that he fell on it. Two weeks later they got another call to the same house. You know those big Maglite flashlights? Yeah, he "fell on it".

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EEst next!

Evening vare!!!

Verrrry nice....
 
2013-03-08 11:26:30 PM  

Happy Hours: Bung_Howdy: Even worse, you end up in an article on "The Daily Dot".

Sounds British-

/No, DNRTFA

Here's your Daily Dot:

[l.yimg.com image 630x300]


0.tqn.com

Eh wot?
 
2013-03-09 04:47:30 AM  

UsikFark: RobSeace: UsikFark: 11100010 10000010 10101100

€? I can't believe I wasted time decoding that, expecting it to be one of the more interesting Unicode characters...

/Like ☕ or ☔... Truly useful, those are...
/My favorite is 💩, but sadly it won't render in my browser...
//Search for U+1F4A9...

A google search should have pulled up the wiki page I got it from. I don't have the patience to do penetration testing of the fark filter today :-|


I'm sure that's what the guy in the article was doing too!!!

/"penetration testing"
 
2013-03-09 07:34:28 AM  

sloshed_again: Would a nice big fart help in a situation like this?


No, but a lot of beans, raisins and cabbage would be a good reminder of what your asshole is for.
 
2013-03-09 09:21:22 AM  

Resident Muslim: UsikFark: A google search should have pulled up the wiki page I got it from. I don't have the patience to do penetration testing of the fark filter today :-|

I'm sure that's what the guy in the article was doing too!!!

/"penetration testing"


Apparently, he found a "security hole"...
 
2013-03-09 07:55:18 PM  

AgentKGB: ChipNASA: Not.Gay.At.All. I.Slipped. Totally.  One.In.A.Million.Shot.Doc, I.Tell.Ya.

CSB: One of my sisters is a paramedic.  Her first week on the job they were called to a house because a guy had a barbie doll stuck up his butt. He swore up and down that he fell on it. Two weeks later they got another call to the same house. You know those big Maglite flashlights? Yeah, he "fell on it".


I had a friend who was an X-ray tech. They always "fell on it". A guy came in with two potatoes up there. Yup. He fell accidentally fell on one then accidentally fell on the other one.
 
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