Yogimus: Dear Abby: Is it gay when my girl dildoes me in the ass?
Harry Freakstorm: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.'"
exit_wound: Victim not a chick.
namegoeshere: You people who like to stick things up your bottoms: Don't you think to tie a string to the end of it so you can fetch it back out again?
SirEattonHogg: getting lemons...making lemonade?
publikenemy: namegoeshere: You people who like to stick things up your bottoms: Don't you think to tie a string to the end of it so you can fetch it back out again?Strings break..guess you didn't read my post^^^^^
publikenemy: It's pretty common so the guy shouldn't have felt too strange..I've told some here before about my wife's exploits at the hospital she works at. She's in pathology, so she sees everything that comes out of ones body.At least once a month she gets a container that says "foreign body, rectum"...sometimes the container is vibrating.Sometimes it's a homemade device, like a piece of steel with a string attached and the string breaks. Sometimes, it's even more odd...like a pair of salad tongs.And it's NEVER a woman getting it removed
mancheese: Best use of Dumbass tag evar.
Anderson's Pooper: My ex worked in a hospital lab on third shift. The stories she had were amazing. For instance, sometimes the tempered glass on the coffee table doesn't hold the weight of the suction cupped dildo and the user. I suspect that was a very painful ER trip.
FirstNationalBastard: namegoeshere: You people who like to stick things up your bottoms: Don't you think to tie a string to the end of it so you can fetch it back out again?... I read that as "so you can felch it out again", and got an entirely different image in my head than you were going for.
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