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(TC Palm)   A couple of willing ladies whose names escape you, plenty of booze and your tax refund. What could possibly go wrong?   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 23
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2013-03-08 12:41:07 PM  
I love the line about what evening activities might include.
 
2013-03-08 12:41:24 PM  
Ah good old Ft. Pierce, also know as 'Belle Glade by the Sea'.

/they have a lot of coloreds there
 
2013-03-08 12:43:01 PM  
The "events of the evening" weren't detailed in the report, but evening events enjoyed by some include attending the opera, scrap booking, knitting, origami and back gammon.


Thank you.
 
2013-03-08 12:43:35 PM  
One was described as about 5 feet tall and 100 pounds, the other about eight inches taller and 100 pounds heavier was the designated cock blocker.
 
2013-03-08 12:44:29 PM  

BigRightRear: they have a lot of coloreds there


what color are they?
 
2013-03-08 12:44:33 PM  
Really, what is this world coming to when a couple of women steal your wallet after a night of backgammon.
 
2013-03-08 01:00:22 PM  

vudukungfu: BigRightRear: they have a lot of coloreds there

what color are they?


I'm going to assume red. You see, I think Big is trying to be funny by combining Color and Red. Sorta like what they do with celebrity couples. So I'm guessing they have a lot of rednecks in the area
 
2013-03-08 01:01:26 PM  

vudukungfu: BigRightRear: they have a lot of coloreds there

what color are they?


Same as the real Belle Glade.
 
2013-03-08 01:06:22 PM  
"budget lodging establishment"
 
2013-03-08 01:09:02 PM  
At least they left him a burning sensation when he pees.
 
2013-03-08 01:21:41 PM  
Not as good a story as Hal Needham's
 
2013-03-08 01:22:36 PM  

Watubi: Not as good a story as Hal Needham's


Elaborate, please.
 
2013-03-08 01:25:47 PM  
He told that officer he thought one of the women may have absconded with his money to bond her boyfriend out of jail.

Is there anything more romantic than a woman and her dirt-bag, piece-of-shiat boyfriend?
 
2013-03-08 01:28:56 PM  
"(He) said he had met with the female suspects in the past, and knew them in a friendly manner,"

One was described as about 5 feet tall and 100 pounds, the other about eight inches taller and 100 pounds heavier.


I'm sure it's all one big misunderstanding.
 
2013-03-08 01:30:16 PM  

hitlersbrain: He told that officer he thought one of the women may have absconded with his money to bond her boyfriend out of jail.

Is there anything more romantic than a woman and her dirt-bag, piece-of-shiat boyfriend?


The biatch still hasn't bonded him out.
 
2013-03-08 01:37:41 PM  
900 dollars for two ladies? I know guys that woudl pay a million.
 
2013-03-08 02:03:06 PM  
Unoriginal_Username: vudukungfu: BigRightRear: they have a lot of coloreds there

what color are they?

I'm going to assume red. You see, I think Big is trying to be funny by combining Color and Red. Sorta like what they do with celebrity couples. So I'm guessing they have a lot of rednecks in the area

I really don't appreciate your racial slurs. Next time try Anglo-Americans, thank you.
 
2013-03-08 02:08:15 PM  
TFA actually contained a better headlien, to wit:
The next morning when he awoke, the situation appeared less than optimal.
 
2013-03-08 02:10:02 PM  
my typing is also less than optimal - that should be headline
or maybe they charged him $900 for the headlien?
 
2013-03-08 02:55:03 PM  

cwheelie: my typing is also less than optimal - that should be headline
or maybe they charged him $900 for the headlien?


It wasn't a headlien - they clearly collected their remuneration.
 
2013-03-08 03:02:22 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: hitlersbrain: Is there anything more romantic than a woman and her dirt-bag, piece-of-shiat boyfriend?

The biatch still hasn't bonded him out.


That money got SMOKED.
 
2013-03-08 04:31:58 PM  
What could possibly go wrong?

A greenlit article by Will Greenlee.
 
2013-03-08 06:13:43 PM  

reillan: Really, what is this world coming to when a couple of women steal your wallet after a night of backgammon.


I prefer origami that sounds like an opera through the walls.
 
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