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(USA Today)   Good idea: Farking 26-year-old. Questionable idea: When you're 15. Bad idea: She's your stepmom   (usatoday.com) divider line 74
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2013-03-08 10:24:11 AM  
Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?
 
2013-03-08 10:26:06 AM  
I prefer the scenario when it is the hot just turned 18 year old daughter who doesn't think her milfie step mom is good enough for her dad so to prove it she has sex with her.
 
2013-03-08 10:26:33 AM  

meh.: I prefer the scenario when it is the hot just turned 18 year old daughter who doesn't think her milfie step mom is good enough for her dad so to prove it she has sex with her.


Go on...
 
2013-03-08 10:26:43 AM  
Hey, Missy - I mean, mom.
 
2013-03-08 10:27:05 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?


How can I gauge my level of outrage without hearing Pocket Ninja's witty opinion on the matter.

/Make with the PICS!
 
2013-03-08 10:27:12 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?


This.
 
2013-03-08 10:28:25 AM  
My stepmom has got it going on.....
 
2013-03-08 10:28:47 AM  
Thanks Dad.
 
2013-03-08 10:29:42 AM  

MsStatement: Hey, Missy - I mean, mom.


Shut up, Ted.
 
2013-03-08 10:30:31 AM  
I saw this movie....
 
2013-03-08 10:30:34 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?


Feel free to rage on

s21.postimage.org

That poor kid will be scarred for life!
 
2013-03-08 10:31:31 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?


Persackly.
 
2013-03-08 10:32:31 AM  
That proves that face symmetry has nothing to do with beauty
 
2013-03-08 10:32:43 AM  

6502programmer: Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?

Feel free to rage on

[s21.postimage.org image 300x300]

That poor kid will be scarred for life!


I rescind my prior comment.  Take the pics back!
 
2013-03-08 10:33:51 AM  

6502programmer: Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?

Feel free to rage on



That poor kid will be scarred for life!


Would.

But wouldn't tell my drinking buddies.
 
2013-03-08 10:35:08 AM  

MsStatement: Hey, Missy - I mean, mom.


Your stepmom is cute, though.
Remember when I asked her to the prom?
 
2013-03-08 10:35:25 AM  
There aren't any islands in Nebraska.  This is clearly made up.

/and the jersey shore is not in pennsylvania damnit
 
2013-03-08 10:37:58 AM  
img46.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-08 10:38:22 AM  

thecpt: There aren't any islands in Nebraska.  This is clearly made up.

/and the jersey shore is not in pennsylvania damnit


www.wrx900.com
 
2013-03-08 10:38:25 AM  

thecpt: There aren't any islands in Nebraska.  This is clearly made up.

/and the jersey shore is not in pennsylvania damnit


No, but Jersey Shore is.
 
2013-03-08 10:39:35 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: MsStatement: Hey, Missy - I mean, mom.

Your stepmom is cute, though.
Remember when I asked her to the prom?


Sad really.  At first I thought it was just innocent funny when I was a kid.  But when I watched it again as an adult did the more shrewd insult make sense and made it funnier.
 
2013-03-08 10:40:51 AM  
Now that's a stupid mother farker.
 
2013-03-08 10:40:56 AM  
I am still trying to figure out the incest charge when incest requires the parties to be biologically related. I am also wondering if sex with the boy was her plan all along and she married the older man for easy access.
 
2013-03-08 10:41:19 AM  

6502programmer: Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?

Feel free to rage on

[s21.postimage.org image 300x300]

That poor kid will be scarred for life!


Your average 15yo will gladly take a BJ from even that beast.
 
2013-03-08 10:42:17 AM  

6502programmer: Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?

Feel free to rage on

[s21.postimage.org image 300x300]

That poor kid will be scarred for life!


Well to be fair, we need pics of the kid too. He may be someone who has a rich hobby in real dolls as he gets older.
 
2013-03-08 10:45:16 AM  
Step parent boinking can carry an incest charge?
 
2013-03-08 10:47:07 AM  

fozziewazzi: 6502programmer: Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?

Feel free to rage on

[s21.postimage.org image 300x300]

That poor kid will be scarred for life!

Your average 15yo will gladly take a BJ from even that beast.


Guess I'm not the average teenager, I wouldn't get her to give me a blowjob
 
2013-03-08 10:48:33 AM  
I learned it from watching you dad! I learned it from you!

/Taboo was the first porno I ever saw
 
2013-03-08 10:49:53 AM  

AgentBang: Step parent boinking can carry an incest charge?


overzealous DA
 
2013-03-08 10:50:22 AM  
Having left Grand Island about two years ago, I'm having a good laugh at this.

/It's known as the city of meth and death. It's main exports are ammunition, tractors, young people, and hope.
 
2013-03-08 10:52:16 AM  

AgentBang: Step parent boinking can carry an incest charge?


Incest is a crime?
 
2013-03-08 10:56:45 AM  

6502programmer: Pocket Ninja: Damnit, how am I supposed to gauge my level of outrage at this story without any freakin' pictures?

Feel free to rage on



That poor kid will be scarred for life!


Well there goes my wood.
 
2013-03-08 10:58:35 AM  

Digitalstrange: AgentBang: Step parent boinking can carry an incest charge?

overzealous DA



Nope, sex with your minor stepchild is specifically covered.

28-703. Incest; penalty.


(1) Any person who shall knowingly intermarry or engage in sexual penetration with any person who falls within the degrees of consanguinity set forth in section http://uniweb.legislature.ne.gov/laws/statutes.php?statute=28-702">28 -702 or any person who engages in sexual penetration with his or her minor stepchild commits incest.

(2) Incest is a Class III felony.

(3)(a) For purposes of this section, the definitions found in section http://uniweb.legislature.ne.gov/laws/statutes.php?statute=28-318">28 -318 shall be used.

(b) The testimony of a victim shall be entitled to the same weight as the testimony of victims of other crimes under this code.
 
2013-03-08 10:59:13 AM  
One of his friends should get him a new wallet for his birthday.
 
2013-03-08 10:59:33 AM  
s21.postimage.org

27? She doesn't look a day older than 40.
 
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2013-03-08 11:01:52 AM  
In Massachusetts the courts ruled that the crime of incest only applied to blood relatives. I think the legislature changed the law in response to the decision, so you now have to stop sleeping with your girlfriend's daughter after you get married.
 
2013-03-08 11:05:20 AM  

humanshrapnel: thecpt: There aren't any islands in Nebraska.  This is clearly made up.

/and the jersey shore is not in pennsylvania damnit

[www.wrx900.com image 850x637]


LIES.

it wasn't jersey.  I'm not crazy.
 
2013-03-08 11:05:46 AM  

Ned Stark: AgentBang: Step parent boinking can carry an incest charge?

Incest is a crime?


Sorry, Dad...
 
2013-03-08 11:05:49 AM  
tromoticons.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-08 11:06:10 AM  

Spandau: thecpt: There aren't any islands in Nebraska.  This is clearly made up.

/and the jersey shore is not in pennsylvania damnit

No, but Jersey Shore is.


Been there, pretty frikken small!  Thought of moving there, though, since Williamsport is right up the road.
 
2013-03-08 11:07:17 AM  

tulax: any person who engages in sexual penetration with his or her minor stepchild commits incest.


Ah, well...there's your problem.
 
2013-03-08 11:10:21 AM  

Ned Stark: AgentBang: Step parent boinking can carry an incest charge?

Incest is a crime?


Crime is bad?
 
2013-03-08 11:18:57 AM  

6502programmer: Feel free to rage on


Meh. Mugshots for incest show people at their worst. Hard to make a judgment--she might clean up well. Difficulty: That looks like a hard 27. It may not be the years but the mileage.
 
2013-03-08 11:19:46 AM  
Scores with teacher.

Is home schooled.
 
2013-03-08 11:21:48 AM  
The funny part of this is that the dad called the cops. Must have been sick of her ass.
 
2013-03-08 11:23:19 AM  
It's time for another Good Idea Bad Idea.

/obscure?
 
2013-03-08 11:23:39 AM  
Nice work if you can get it.
 
2013-03-08 11:25:13 AM  

MsStatement: Hey, Missy - I mean, mom.


"Remember when you asked her to prom?"
 
2013-03-08 11:27:58 AM  
it's not like in the movies
 
2013-03-08 11:29:36 AM  

JJRRutgers: It's time for another Good Idea Bad Idea.

/obscure?


Good Idea: play cops and robbers with your uncle.
Bad Idea: playing cops and robbers with your uncle at a bank

/nevar obscure
 
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