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(Fox News)   What're you in for? Oh, gnawing on a woman's head while naked and bloody... and creating a nuisance   (foxnews.com) divider line 26
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2013-03-08 10:35:06 AM
A man has pleaded guilty to one count of simple assault and other charges for attacking two women in northeastern Pennsylvania while he was naked and bloody and gnawing on the head of one of them.

Dude, two women at the same time...
 
2013-03-08 11:32:22 AM
"Won't be the first head I've eaten."
 
2013-03-08 11:38:10 AM
Any mention of Fatherrape?
 
2013-03-08 11:42:40 AM
Zombies
 
2013-03-08 11:44:15 AM
*moves away from him on the Group W bench*
 
2013-03-08 11:44:42 AM
Not what she expected when he asked for some head.
 
2013-03-08 11:45:17 AM
"... lollygaggin'."
 
2013-03-08 11:46:08 AM
I don't know why I assumed the head was not attached to the woman's body, but it certainly made the image more disturbing.
 
2013-03-08 11:50:58 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: *moves away from him on the Group W bench*


Somacandra: Any mention of Fatherrape?


*goes over to hang with the mean, nasty, ugly guys.*
/don't forget the motherrapers.
 
2013-03-08 11:52:23 AM
Don't sweat it folks, he's rehabilitated himself.

/ Lotta damn gall
 
2013-03-08 11:56:14 AM
Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.
 
2013-03-08 11:58:06 AM
Officials believe he was under the influence of some kind of drug.

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2013-03-08 11:58:14 AM

buttery_shame_cave: Pants full of macaroni!!: *moves away from him on the Group W bench*

Somacandra: Any mention of Fatherrape?

*goes over to hang with the mean, nasty, ugly guys.*
/don't forget the motherrapers.


And the mother stabbers.
 
2013-03-08 11:58:23 AM
If Carl was there this would never happened.
 
2013-03-08 11:59:57 AM
I'm not saying it was bath salts....but it was bath salts.
 
2013-03-08 12:00:12 PM

Electromax: I don't know why I assumed the head was not attached to the woman's body, but it certainly made the image more disturbing.


I immediately pictured the ending of Sleepaway Camp.
 
2013-03-08 12:05:30 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: *moves away from him on the Group W bench*


/hairy eyeball lookin at you
 
2013-03-08 12:05:42 PM
I'm thinking he needs double tapped.
 
2013-03-08 12:05:51 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: *moves away from him on the Group W bench*


I would have been very disappointed if someone didn't make this reference.
 
2013-03-08 12:05:52 PM
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

/Excepting Alice
//Very nice subby.
 
2013-03-08 12:14:13 PM
Any relation to the Florida face eater?
 
2013-03-08 12:29:24 PM

KyDave: Don't sweat it folks, he's rehabilitated himself.

/ Lotta damn gall


Well at least he's not proud.

/Or tired.
 
2013-03-08 12:32:29 PM
Noogies should not draw blood.
 
2013-03-08 04:16:26 PM
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/wholeheartedly approves
 
2013-03-08 05:34:57 PM
Gender swapped!
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-08 10:09:35 PM

axeeugene: KyDave: Don't sweat it folks, he's rehabilitated himself.

/ Lotta damn gall

Well at least he's not proud.

/Or tired.


Oh great {eye roll} another 25 minutes.
 
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