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(Irish Examiner)   Doctors trying to figure out why Kelly Osbourne had a seizure. Comes down to the timeless debate over genetics vs. upbringing   (irishexaminer.com) divider line 32
    More: Obvious, Kelly Osbourne, Fashion Police, Irish Examiner, Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne  
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2013-03-08 11:53:10 AM
Are they making the usual $1 wager?
 
2013-03-08 12:05:17 PM
Damn Obama and his seizure machine!!!!
 
2013-03-08 12:06:30 PM
I do so love this headline.
 
2013-03-08 12:06:32 PM
www.courthousenews.com

Diet Pills
Purging
And Alcohol
 
2013-03-08 12:15:09 PM
She should apologize for that black wallet they shoved in her mouth not matching her brown shoes.
 
2013-03-08 12:30:31 PM
she's been the source of many seizures so it makes sense.
 
2013-03-08 12:47:59 PM
All dat bue hair dye seeped in the brain!
 
2013-03-08 12:57:47 PM
Was anyone farking her at the time, because that could have been quite a ride.
 
2013-03-08 01:25:05 PM
Violated sphincter???
 
2013-03-08 01:28:26 PM
I'll take he jews did this for the daily double.
 
2013-03-08 01:42:10 PM
Ozzy reportedly paranoid.
 
2013-03-08 02:10:43 PM
Damned funny headline writing there subby.
 
2013-03-08 02:14:43 PM
She should sue the Fashion Police for illegal search and seizure.
 
2013-03-08 02:25:25 PM
What could she possibly have fans for, what does she do?
 
2013-03-08 02:38:35 PM
Shucks, missed it. And I had some laundry to do, too.
 
2013-03-08 02:52:51 PM
Gonna guess she did some kind of drug that triggered it or she has a brain issue.
/My washer is broke so I'm gonna replace my fiance's seizure meds with sugar pills and throw him in the tub.
 
2013-03-08 02:59:00 PM
Problems with ozzmosis?
 
2013-03-08 03:14:12 PM
Luckily for her, she had a gaggle of impeccably dressed and manicured gay men with her at the time. They weren't much help with the whole twitching and foaming at the mouth thing. But, one of them did make a few catty remarks about her enormous head and inability to accessorize while they all stood around, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
 
2013-03-08 03:26:05 PM
Probably chemical exposure to silicon and spackle mackup from having to spend so much time near that vat of plastic surgery called Joan Rivers.
 
2013-03-08 03:52:29 PM
Is it s tumor?
 
2013-03-08 04:03:22 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Is it s tumor?


That's her head.
 
2013-03-08 04:22:35 PM
Did somebody stuff a meat wallet into her mouth so she didn't swallow her tongue?
 
2013-03-08 05:45:28 PM
All that liposuction collasped her lungs.
 
2013-03-08 07:24:31 PM
Maybe she's just on nuvaring?
 
2013-03-08 07:42:50 PM

A Terrible Human: Gonna guess she did some kind of drug that triggered it or she has a brain issue.
/My washer is broke so I'm gonna replace my fiance's seizure meds with sugar pills and throw him in the tub.


You really ARE a terrible human.

I lol'd most heartily.
 
2013-03-08 07:55:39 PM
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2013-03-08 09:15:00 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I would love the opportunity to fail her in bed.
 
2013-03-08 09:22:44 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I don't care what anyone says, I would love the opportunity to fail her in bed.


Why? She looks like Mrs. Slocombe from 'Are you being served?'.  That is, she looks like a 50 year old woman who was a caricature of bad style and taste in the 70's.  SHE WAS TACKY IN THE 70'S MAN.

Maybe she changed the hair, or did something, but every photo I've seen of her since she lost weight she just looks like the 90 year old woman Joan Rivers should be, in dress, hair style, hair color, facial composition/makeup, etc.
 
2013-03-08 10:34:41 PM
xanax withdrawal
 
2013-03-08 10:38:21 PM

A Terrible Human: Gonna guess she did some kind of drug that triggered it or she has a brain issue.


Ozzy got so fried in the 70s, that it went a thru time warp and got his daughter high.
 
2013-03-09 12:57:49 AM
Could be of neurologic etiology or could be withdrawal of some substance or maybe her diet is too restrictive and she's not consuming fats AT ALL. That could give someone a seizure. But I like the epigenetic idea that she somehow inherited it through Ozzy's brain having been fried for about two decades straight. She is lucky that she didn't have a worse outcome. At least it's being investigated and she's being treated, now.
 
2013-03-09 12:11:39 PM
Considering she's the product of the only one of Ozzy's sperm that wasn't doing crazy eights in his nutsack, this comes as no surprise.
 
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