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(ABC News)   Coroner releases cause of death in lion attack. I'm not a coroner, but I'm going with lion here   ( divider line
    More: Followup, broken neck, Fresno County, Tulare County  
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2013-03-08 11:04:14 AM  
5 votes:
Mr. Lion, in the Haven, with the Paw.

Animal Clue is the most boring game ever.
2013-03-08 11:24:10 AM  
4 votes:
She had a tender heart according to friends, family, lion......

/recycling an oldie but a goodie
2013-03-08 10:56:53 AM  
4 votes:
The lion is at the golf course looking for the real killer.
2013-03-08 10:37:48 AM  
4 votes:
At least it wasn't the "crappy purple Scion"
2013-03-08 10:33:01 AM  
3 votes:

k4mi: Lupus

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2013-03-08 11:02:57 AM  
2 votes:
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead
2013-03-08 10:43:11 AM  
2 votes:
Wish I could find the Onion link to the story "Man dies after long battle with cancer, and much much shorter battle with mountain lion."
2013-03-08 10:30:27 AM  
2 votes:
Probably Pnuemonia, could be Lupus.
2013-03-08 10:30:14 AM  
2 votes:

UberDave: A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh.....

A Weeeeee-ooo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wum-ma-way....
2013-03-08 10:26:19 AM  
2 votes:
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh.....
2013-03-08 03:53:36 PM  
1 vote:
You know how I know almost no one read the article?  All of you seemed to miss this chestnut...

"The cat had just been fed and there was food in the bowl and the cat had ignored the food in order to have access to this young lady," Hadden said Thursday night.

2013-03-08 01:18:28 PM  
1 vote:
If you notice, it's always white people who are getting eaten by lions and such.

White people need to learn, lions are not friendly. They will eat you.

Black people learned this lesson for hundreds of thousands of years, so you don't see dumb little teenage black girls going into lion enclosures.
2013-03-08 12:21:43 PM  
1 vote:
I smell a frame up perpetrated by the hyenas.
2013-03-08 10:45:21 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-08 10:35:46 AM  
1 vote:

k4mi: Probably Pnuemonia, could be Lupus.

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2013-03-08 10:35:31 AM  
1 vote:
I'm going with 'extensive tooth marks'
2013-03-08 10:34:53 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: although it's still unclear why the lion attacked her.

Can we please stop with this man-eater nonsense? What the fark is unclear about a lion attacking a slow-moving piece of meat with small teeth and no claws to defend itself? As Chris Rock would say, that lion didn't go crazy. That lion went lion.
2013-03-08 10:33:53 AM  
1 vote:
Nobody puts baby in a coroner.
2013-03-08 10:30:38 AM  
1 vote:
That's some fine Coroner work, lou
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