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(TMZ)   Something called a "Lil Twist" destroyed something called a "Fisker Karma" belonging to something called a "Justin Bieber" again   (tmz.com) divider line 41
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2013-03-08 08:55:48 AM
Sources tell us ... either Twist or one of his passengers told an eyewitness, "Do you know whose car this is? It's Justin Bieber's car."


I'm using this line the next time I crash my car into the liquor store.
 
2013-03-08 09:03:11 AM

Smashed Hat: Sources tell us ... either Twist or one of his passengers told an eyewitness, "Do you know whose car this is? It's Justin Bieber's car."


I'm using this line the next time I crash my car into the liquor store.


For some reason, I read that I'm using this line the next time I "crash my car" into the "liquor store".

Sounds dirty that way.
 
2013-03-08 11:01:45 AM
Meh.  Who really cares.  Though, if you slur "liquor" and "Bieber", you're going to get a lot more interest.
 
2013-03-08 11:27:15 AM
And a picture of what a cement pole looks like.
 
2013-03-08 11:28:51 AM
Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.

Way to become what your whole book was about Fark. Can we get more articles about gas prices in summer soon?

/now that is old school!
 
2013-03-08 11:36:27 AM
I'm not sure what a Justin Beiber is subby, but it doesn't sound like it's very smart.
 
2013-03-08 11:43:08 AM
FTA: FYI -- it's a crime to leave the scene of an accident that causes injury or property damage without exchanging info with the victim -- in this case the liquor store owner.  We're told this was NOT done.

he crashed into cement poles protecting a wall


They are called concrete bollards, and I'm fairly certain there would have been no discernible property damage.  Calling this "leaving the scene" is a bit of a stretch.
 
2013-03-08 11:47:24 AM
I still don't know who is Lil Twist.  Since this is his second accident with a Bieber mobile, this brings up the question as to why are you still letting this idiot drive your car?

/must be some super famous/rich person's kid
 
2013-03-08 11:58:05 AM

PsyLord: I still don't know who is Lil Twist.  Since this is his second accident with a Bieber mobile, this brings up the question as to why are you still letting this idiot drive your car?

/must be some super famous/rich person's kid


I think its called "getting rap/hip-hop cred". At some point, teeny-bopper grow up, get sick of their own saccharine catalog of shiat and want to be "taken seriously as artists". I dunno how being a rapper/hip-hopper qualifies, but pretty much the same thing happened to Justin Timberlake when he was this kid's age.
 
2013-03-08 12:04:17 PM

Funbags: PsyLord: I still don't know who is Lil Twist.  Since this is his second accident with a Bieber mobile, this brings up the question as to why are you still letting this idiot drive your car?

/must be some super famous/rich person's kid

I think its called "getting rap/hip-hop cred". At some point, teeny-bopper grow up, get sick of their own saccharine catalog of shiat and want to be "taken seriously as artists". I dunno how being a rapper/hip-hopper qualifies, but pretty much the same thing happened to Justin Timberlake when he was this kid's age.


If I was trying to get some rap/hip-hop credit, I would let a known artist with street cred borrow the car (hell, didn't Usher give him that car for his Bday?  Let him borrow the car) instead of Lil Twist (who I have never heard of and appears to be around the same age as Bieber).
 
2013-03-08 12:10:12 PM
Since Fisker is the go-to brand for douchebags with too much money, why am I not surprised that Justin
Bieber has one.  And though I've never heard of him, the fact that he wanted to borrow it means that
Lil Twist is a douchebag as well.
 
2013-03-08 12:18:41 PM
The Biebs isn't doing much to prevent the world as perceiving him as a complete moron.

/still remembers the German thing that he later tried to pretend never happened
//he dresses like he gets dressed in the dark
 
2013-03-08 12:23:57 PM
This just in: Today he's lunging at the paparazzi and being lifted off the ground by his own security. Also, please pull up your pants punk.

www.eonline.com

www.eonline.com
 
2013-03-08 12:31:21 PM
Bieber is nothing more than a tool for a group of rappers who saw a golden opportunity to A) make a dumbass white boy look as ridiculous as possible and B) trash his stuff.
 
2013-03-08 12:31:23 PM

Walker: This just in: Today he's lunging at the paparazzi and being lifted off the ground by his own security. Also, please pull up your pants punk.


[www.eonline.com image 293x473]



I swear that second picture looks exactly like a parent putting their infant into a car seat.
 
2013-03-08 12:40:50 PM
LOL wot a coont
 
2013-03-08 12:45:53 PM
Oh, an update from another site about the altercation I mentioned above:

The incident occurred after the singer briefly made physical contact with the paparazzo as he raced from his hotel to the vehicle.

After the photographer complained that Bieber's brushback was "assault" and began swearing at him, the pop star jumped back out of his SUV, demanding, "What the f**k did you say?"

Bieber tried to get at the man, threatening, "I'll f**king beat the f**k out of you!" until his team corralled him and got him back into the vehicle.

LOL you aren't beating the "f*ck" or anything else out of anybody little girl.
 
2013-03-08 12:47:18 PM
Running a red light, parking on double yellows, assaulting a cameraman...

...and we haven't arrested him why?
 
2013-03-08 12:49:38 PM
FTA:  "A photog died while taking pics of the scene (of the previous Beiber car damage)."

ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com
 
2013-03-08 12:56:01 PM
So Bieber lets him use his very expensive car, the guy smashes it, and then all is forgiven and Bieber lets him use another very expensive car, which he smashes?

I guess the Bieb is gay after all.
 
2013-03-08 12:58:18 PM
I would love to have one of the Fisker Kharma's  Saw it on "Tech Toys" and it looks amazing!

http://onward.fiskerautomotive.com/en-us/karma/overview/">http://onw ard.fiskerautomotive.com/en-us/karma/overview/

Yum, yum.
 
2013-03-08 01:05:27 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Since Fisker is the go-to brand for douchebags with too much money, why am I not surprised that Justin
Bieber has one.  And though I've never heard of him, the fact that he wanted to borrow it means that
Lil Twist is a douchebag as well.


His manager gave him the car... so who knows what transpired as far as the purchase of it. Probably press.

Still can't believe it's legal to drive around a car that is basically a mirror.
 
2013-03-08 01:06:06 PM

halfof33: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.

Way to become what your whole book was about Fark. Can we get more articles about gas prices in summer soon?

/now that is old school!



24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 01:19:16 PM

halfof33: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.

Way to become what your whole book was about Fark. Can we get more articles about gas prices in summer soon?

/now that is old school!


Yea fark is basically TMZ these days with slightly better comments sections. Slightly.
 
2013-03-08 01:34:23 PM

Maud Dib: halfof33: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.

Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.

And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.

Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.

Way to become what your whole book was about Fark. Can we get more articles about gas prices in summer soon?

/now that is old school!


[24.media.tumblr.com image 299x156]


Not sure if halfof33 is serious....this is the entertainment page right? Did this make the main page?
 
2013-03-08 01:38:43 PM
Is he related to Lil' Flip?  The guy who's cousins with Lil' Romeo.  Am I thinking of Lil' Cease?
 
2013-03-08 01:45:50 PM

deanis: Not sure if halfof33 is serious....this is the entertainment page right? Did this make the main page?


I'm not. It was an homage to a short lived Fark cliche that exploded and quickly died.

For One Shining Moment!
 
2013-03-08 02:00:17 PM
Bad Karma!
 
2013-03-08 02:17:39 PM

Smashed Hat: Sources tell us ... either Twist or one of his passengers told an eyewitness, "Do you know whose car this is? It's Justin Bieber's car."


I'm using this line the next time I crash my car into the liquor store.


Wake up late
Honey put on your clothes
Go and crash your car
into the liquor store....
 
2013-03-08 02:18:31 PM
Yo, holla....Biebs94, keeping it phantasal with the drop scoot drawers and a pocketful of Benjamins....whoop, whoop Mr. Biebs, #hatrsgonnahate.

4Realz!
 
2013-03-08 02:20:56 PM
i.perezhilton.com
 
2013-03-08 02:31:50 PM
next meltdown in 5.........4..........3.........2........1..........
 
2013-03-08 03:02:54 PM
i3.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-03-08 03:33:09 PM
How are his PR team going to turn this one around....

....tonight at the O2 arena London, Justin Biebers head explodes, covering the front three rows in Bieberbrain...comes back on 20 minutes later to finish his gig

I heart that its taken England to finally break him

#proudtobebritish
 
2013-03-08 03:39:53 PM

halfof33: Way to become what your whole book was about Fark.


I think Fark's original purpose was to mock legitimate news organizations by linking to the non-news items they pass off as news. That purpose has kind of been lost now that we have links to junk sites like TMZ and BuzzFeed, organizations that never claimed to be about hard news.
 
2013-03-08 03:41:06 PM

moel: How are his PR team going to turn this one around....

....tonight at the O2 arena London, Justin Biebers head explodes, covering the front three rows in Bieberbrain...comes back on 20 minutes later to finish his gig

I heart that its taken England to finally break him

#proudtobebritish


transitionvoice.com
 
2013-03-08 03:59:48 PM

Brick-House: [i.perezhilton.com image 450x490]


Jesus Christ, I can smell the strawberry douche through my monitor.
 
2013-03-08 04:36:33 PM
I don't think it's really his car, so I don't think Bieber cares.   Because what if this guy killed someone in an accident in Bieber's care after a series of previous accidents?  Wouldn't that mean Bieber is going to be sued for it?
 
2013-03-08 07:49:10 PM
ll-media.tmz.com
It's not news, it's TMZ.com!
 
2013-03-08 08:14:54 PM

Turfshoe: Walker: This just in: Today he's lunging at the paparazzi and being lifted off the ground by his own security. Also, please pull up your pants punk.


[www.eonline.com image 293x473]


I swear that second picture looks exactly like a parent putting their infant into a car seat.


It does! My gosh, how is he ever going to get any man cred, let alone street cred? He's a petulant, spoiled child and about the antithesis of sexy or desirable. Twelve-year-old girls have no taste in anything.
 
2013-03-09 07:28:51 PM
l.wigflip.com
 
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