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(io9)   It's not just the lack of real hoverboards that have us pissed. Back To The Future lied about a lot of things, those magic time machine bastards   (io9.com) divider line 60
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2013-03-08 05:36:56 PM

ukexpat: SnarfVader: Why hasn't Obama went back in his magic time machine and fixed this?

English muthafarker, speak it!


I do. Do you? Obviously not?
 
2013-03-08 06:10:06 PM
If John Carpenter were right, then Manhattan would be a prison right now, Los Angeles would be an island full of heathens, liberals, meat-eaters, homosexuals and foreigners, and the world would be about to plunged into an age of literal darkness after Plissken turns it all off sometime this year.

/Yes, he did it in 2013.
 
2013-03-08 07:41:54 PM

robohobo: abhorrent1: Apparently the weather is on a strict schedule in 2015; Doc knows the exact time the pouring rain he and Marty arrive in will stop

Because he was farking there already. Not because the government is controlling it, you moran

Doc mentioned the the efficiency of the Weather Service, so yes, it's likely that the Government IS controlling the weather.


I always figured it was more like the weather channel, that they actually predicted it -- especially given Marty's comment about "since when can a weatherman predict the weather, let alone the future"
 
2013-03-08 09:14:51 PM

JJRRutgers: Would love to see BTTF remade for the present as Marty goes back in time from 2015 to 1985. "So future boy, just who is president in 2015?"


"Barack Hussein Obama."

"Barack Hussein Obama??!?! Is that Ayrab??? Then who's Vice President, a Chink?!?!"
 
2013-03-08 09:21:41 PM
If you think about it Doc said he set it to 88 miles per hour because that isn't a very common driving speed and you wouldn't accidentally go time traveling.  If that's the case then in BTTF 3 instead of having to get a train to push the car 88 mph he could have just reset the speed to something lower.
 
2013-03-08 09:26:50 PM
FirstNationalBastard * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-03-08 12:07:10 PM You Are All Sheep: FullMetalPanda: Why 88 MPH? Were the fans of Hitler? I thought 88 meant Heil Hitler to those Nazis lovers/ Because deloreans were very heavy underpowered cars. 88 is realistic so that people who actually owned the cars wouldn't freak out if you said 120 mph. although I don't think those cars could hit 88 in the span of that parking lot. It had a volvo engine. Nice & safe & not very fast. I thought 88 was chosen because the producers liked that it looked like double infinity symbols.
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88 was chosen because it's high enough that you wouldn't hit it during normal driving of the car yet not so high that a delorean couldn't hit it. Plus, yeah, it looks nice.
 
2013-03-08 11:02:24 PM
What's the black President's name, T. Jefferson Smith the 3rd or something...no its Barack Obama, now I know it sounds like I just made that shiat up off the top of my head, but his real name is Barack Hussein Obama, so we basically elect a Jamba juice supplement with a dictators middle name! Yeah, I'm going to vote for Ginseng Hitler Beepollen, that's my guy!

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2013-03-09 12:22:25 PM
Someone did invent a machine that self-ties laces. I think Nike tried to sue her.
 
2013-03-11 11:28:22 PM

SnarfVader: ukexpat: SnarfVader: Why hasn't Obama went back in his magic time machine and fixed this?

English muthafarker, speak it!

I do. Do you? Obviously not?


"went back"??? You mean "gone back".
 
2013-03-12 12:29:25 AM

ukexpat: SnarfVader: ukexpat: SnarfVader: Why hasn't Obama went back in his magic time machine and fixed this?

English muthafarker, speak it!

I do. Do you? Obviously not?

"went back"??? You mean "gone back".


Fine. You win. Do you feel better now?
 
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