Arkanaut: A little hair of the dog will cure that.
chewd: Cure for hangover... get a bottle of pure oxygen (no smoking while youre doing this) and, with a hose, blow oxygen all over your tongue, gums, teeth etc.
The Voice of Doom: Figures - the last time I watched CNN, it wanted to be Twitter.It was like 10% news, 25% advertising, 25% self-advertising and 40% reading stuff people posted on Twitter:."Apparently terrorists are storming the CNN Center in Atlanta. At the moment we have no way to confirm the veracity of this information. Bob, what are people on Twitter saying about this, can they provide some details on this developing situation for us?""Thank you, Mary! The situation is still developing and we can't confirm those claims yet, but user @somePimpledDipshiat tweeted right now:'My BFF's cousin knows a guy who is going with the sister of a friend of some chick whose brother is working five blocks down the road from there and who posted on..'and then'.. his Facebook that a customer told him he heard something that might have been a shot',which made Twitter user @My*BLEEP*isLongerThanYours respond:'I guess this means it's serious'.Oh, look Mary! What a cute kitten picture that other user he's following has just posted! After the break we'll be back and investigate whether the posted link really leads to a video of this kitten on video website Youtube."
Langdon Alger: "I want a rich young dumb nymphomaniac to drive me around in her Cadillac, if she's not down on her knees she'll be flat on her back, I want a rich young dumb nymphomaniac. We'll give her great big t*ts and a little bitty a*s, a f*ckin machine that never runs out of gas".....yeah....listen to the song and dream....
Yugoboy: Last time I watched the local news, more time was spent on kitten videos than actual local news. (It's why it was the *last* time I watched the news)
Well Armed Sheep: Bacon sammich is a cure for everything.
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