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(NYPost)   TSA suffers another buttfumble, lets IED through two layers of screening - but they did catch the agent trying to smuggle a doll with wires sticking out of it and BOMB INSIDE written in three-inch-high letters   (nypost.com) divider line 11
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2013-03-08 12:55:59 PM  
3 votes:

Jabberwookiee: I've got an explosive device in my pants, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.


Yeah, but I hear it goes off prematurely...
2013-03-08 12:37:40 PM  
2 votes:
Fark: All TSA screeners who failed were promoted and given raises. That is how we roll. Got a problem with it, I will finger bang your grandma next time she passes through.
2013-03-08 12:35:55 PM  
2 votes:
Good job, TSA.  Good job.

i112.photobucket.com
2013-03-08 12:18:45 PM  
2 votes:
Is that a simulated IED in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
2013-03-08 12:18:40 PM  
2 votes:
That was worth reading just for the "He did have a simulated IED in his pants" line.
2013-03-08 01:57:56 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the TSA hate thread? I actually ordered a HOA hate thread with a side of red light camera, but this'll work.
2013-03-08 12:57:20 PM  
1 votes:

pmdgrwr: Fark: All TSA screeners who failed were promoted and given raises. That is how we roll. Got a problem with it, I will finger bang your grandma next time she passes through.


Gram-gram wants to know what gate you're going to be manning on Saturday night.
2013-03-08 12:55:34 PM  
1 votes:
And, again to given them credit, they DID stop the short guy in the Trench Coat and Fedora  who was in the line in front of me holding a cannonball with a lit fuse....but only because he was also trying to bring a half-filled bottle of Dasani and some nail clippers on the plane at the same time.
2013-03-08 12:30:12 PM  
1 votes:
"He did have a simulated IED in his pants," the source said.

www.blogcdn.com
2013-03-08 12:27:19 PM  
1 votes:
In the interest of not getting busted for a felony, let me say that "a friend" went through a domestic flight security line with multiple cigarette lighters, match packs and a knife in his carryon just yesterday. He also had a laptop battery with 172,800 joules of energy in it.

He still had to take off his shoes.

/ IT WAS A FRIEND, I TELL YOU!
2013-03-08 12:27:06 PM  
1 votes:
www.south-park.me

Make us proud, TSA.
 
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