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(STV.tv)   Caught relieving yourself in the street? We'll give you a £60 fine. Not paying your fine? We'll have your Mercedes   (local.stv.tv) divider line 26
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2013-03-08 12:12:06 PM
way to piss away a fortune
 
2013-03-08 12:14:08 PM
Better than putting a boot on your penis.
 
2013-03-08 12:14:11 PM
Not surrendering your Mercedes?  That's a £60 fine.
 
2013-03-08 12:14:55 PM
Scary tag? How about Spiffy?
 
2013-03-08 12:15:54 PM
Better than spending the rest of your life labeled as a Sex Offender.
 
2013-03-08 12:17:28 PM
Good. It's not like his car is gone. Just pay your fine for public urination, boot will go away.
 
2013-03-08 12:19:41 PM

Kyosuke: Better than spending the rest of your life labeled as a Sex Offender.

 
2013-03-08 12:20:11 PM

Supes: Good. It's not like his car is gone. Just pay your fine for public urination, boot will go away.


But, but, it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter.  What kind of world is it where people actually have to take risk to stand up for their PRINCIPLES.
 
2013-03-08 12:20:53 PM

Supes: Good. It's not like his car is gone. Just pay your fine for public urination, boot will go away.


Exactly. You drive a Mercedes but can't pay a 60euro fine? You're an idiot.
 
2013-03-08 12:25:01 PM
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didn't pay your fine?  give em da clamps
 
2013-03-08 12:25:41 PM

kobrakai: Supes: Good. It's not like his car is gone. Just pay your fine for public urination, boot will go away.

Exactly. You drive a Mercedes but can't pay a 60euro fine? You're an idiot.


Pounds, not Euros. But yes, that's a drop in the bucket for a Mercedes owner.
 
2013-03-08 12:28:23 PM

Billybobgeorgebob: a drop in the bucket for a Mercedes owner


I don't know, I owned a Mercedes and I was dead broke.

It was a 2000 and the Mercedes was a 1980 model.

litespeed74:  boot on your penis.


ever had anyone boot on your penis?

.
 
2013-03-08 12:32:07 PM
I can tell a British person wrote this. In the US we don't "have" your things, we "take" your things.

I just imagine a dandy highwayman announcing, "I'll have your jewels, if you please!"
 
2013-03-08 12:34:37 PM
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2013-03-08 12:53:22 PM
I have absolutely no problem with this.

Surprise, rich f*ckers, you're not actually above the law.
 
2013-03-08 12:55:14 PM

lostcat: I can tell a British person wrote this. In the US we don't "have" your things, we "take" your things.

I just imagine a dandy highwayman announcing, "I'll have your jewels, if you please!"


It's still correct either way.

"I'll have..." means that in the future, I will posses the thing(s) in question.

"I'll take..." refers to the specific act of taking it, which leads to you having it.
 
2013-03-08 12:56:39 PM

Badgers: [prinsesamusang.files.wordpress.com image 637x425]


This.
 
2013-03-08 01:05:36 PM
What he really needed to do was keep a boot in his trunk and put it on the car whenever he parked.  The parking authority won't usually double-boot a vehicle.
 
2013-03-08 01:10:41 PM

Marcus Aurelius: he really needed to do was keep a boot in his trunk and put it on the car whenever he parked.


You're suggesting he keep a boot in the boot? Bloody hell?

/heardyoulikeGAAAAHHHH...
 
2013-03-08 01:34:23 PM

litespeed74: Better than putting a boot on your penis.


seriously - a sock works just fine.
 
2013-03-08 01:36:24 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Supes: Good. It's not like his car is gone. Just pay your fine for public urination, boot will go away.

But, but, it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter.  What kind of world is it where people actually have to take risk to stand up for their PRINCIPLES.


a world where the nanny state is trying to make us all sit down to pee
;-p
 
2013-03-08 01:53:38 PM

Pathman: litespeed74: Better than putting a boot on your penis.

seriously - a sock works just fine.


My bad, I thought it went on the doorknob!
 
2013-03-08 02:54:42 PM
We will take decisive enforcement action if you fail to pay a fine including clamping, seizing and even selling or scrapping your car.

/You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
 
2013-03-08 03:30:26 PM

Kyosuke: Better than spending the rest of your life labeled as a Sex Offender.


Came here to say this.
THIS
 
2013-03-08 03:34:17 PM

LavenderWolf: I have absolutely no problem with this.

Surprise, rich f*ckers, you're not actually above the law.


Guess you didn't realize that owning a Mercedes in that part of the world is pretty much like owning a Chevy Impala in the U.S.
 
2013-03-08 06:02:45 PM

jehovahs witness protection: LavenderWolf: I have absolutely no problem with this.

Surprise, rich f*ckers, you're not actually above the law.

Guess you didn't realize that owning a Mercedes in that part of the world is pretty much like owning a Chevy Impala in the U.S.


So, it will blow a head gasket by 200,000 miles?
 
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