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(Daily Mail)   Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers, sets up Facebook account to help her find a man. I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2013-03-08 02:19:14 PM
7 votes:

genepool lifeboat: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I'm 12 years older than my wife, I don't see your point.
30/42


Yeah, but since she was your high school sweetheart, that was probably kind of awkward.
2013-03-08 01:33:40 PM
6 votes:
img.photobucket.com

and now

img.photobucket.com
2013-03-08 02:29:34 PM
4 votes:
s11.postimage.org
2013-03-08 01:56:19 PM
4 votes:
Make sure you don't walk behind her.  The old ones can still kick.
2013-03-08 02:26:50 PM
3 votes:
She should try Match.com

i.imgur.com

It's SUPER effective.
2013-03-08 02:15:17 PM
3 votes:
Date my mum.

www.pbs.org
2013-03-08 02:40:33 PM
2 votes:

natas6.0: holy crap!

she's on fetlife also
search for - prolapsegoddess


Why do I think:

i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-08 02:07:51 PM
2 votes:
She's just gotta find someone with a thing for Lily Tomlin and football leather. Shouldn't be THAT hard now that Farkers are on the job. She'll have to leave smelly and weird on the table though.

Also: the daughter just farked up. Now that people know what she's going to look like in 25 years: she probably ought to go ahead and stock up on what ever dickin' she can rustle up.
2013-03-08 03:42:15 PM
1 votes:
Daily fail licks elephant nutsacks. BOYCOTT their links.
2013-03-08 03:28:09 PM
1 votes:
I could sweep her off her feet . . . if she promised not to use the crane technique on me.
2013-03-08 02:09:36 PM
1 votes:

show me: She's gonna have to change the name of that site to "Rape my mum". Because rape.


You said "Rape" twice. You must like rape.
/so did I
//I must like rape.
2013-03-08 02:06:36 PM
1 votes:
She's gonna have to change the name of that site to "Rape my mum". Because rape.
2013-03-08 02:06:19 PM
1 votes:
This is what happens when you're old, fat, ugly, have bad teeth, etc.  All the good men are gone.  You might as well start learning to suck dick every date because you'll never have a chance at finding true love again.
2013-03-08 01:58:24 PM
1 votes:
I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through

Indeed, "Bob".
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