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(Daily Mail)   Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers, sets up Facebook account to help her find a man. I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Facebook, Roz Naderer  
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2013-03-08 02:06:19 PM  
3 votes:
This is what happens when you're old, fat, ugly, have bad teeth, etc.  All the good men are gone.  You might as well start learning to suck dick every date because you'll never have a chance at finding true love again.
2013-03-08 03:42:15 PM  
2 votes:
Daily fail licks elephant nutsacks. BOYCOTT their links.
2013-03-08 02:15:29 PM  
2 votes:
You people: "ZOMG she's not a supermodel! FAIL!!"

/ Fark off, haters
// I hope this works out well for them. +1 for the daughter, good job!
2013-03-08 05:53:04 PM  
1 vote:
58 and divorced twice? I'm thinking mum needs to start doing some reading before embarking on yet another relationship...

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2013-03-08 03:35:41 PM  
1 vote:
I've come to the conclusion that women who date loser after loser do it on purpose.  They can basically fark a whole bunch of different guys and have a ready excuse to dump them.
2013-03-08 03:19:42 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: 'My gorgeous mum is single and looking for a man to sweep her off her feet,' writes Emily on the Facebook page.
'She's been on some dates with guys who have turned out to be liars, cheats, smelly or just plain weird - and so I'm taking it upon myself to try and find her someone suitable!'

How about no?

Whilst your mum looks fine for 58, the feet sweeping boat has departed long ago.  Dating in middle age is more like politely putting up with each other's imperial ass-loads of baggage each bring to the table.

2013-03-08 03:11:12 PM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: You people: "ZOMG she's not a supermodel! FAIL!!"

/ Fark off, haters
// I hope this works out well for them. +1 for the daughter, good job!

Thought they were both rather attractive people...
Both in the physical sense and the 'someone you'd enjoy hanging out with' sense.

Not to cast stones from my glass domicile, but methinks there are an awful lot of sharp-kneed folks putting in their two cents here...
2013-03-08 03:01:31 PM  
1 vote:
Divorced twice.

The common denominator in those two marriages was her. So maybe the problem is with the goods being sold and not the buyers.
2013-03-08 02:22:42 PM  
1 vote:
Mom looks like a nice sunny lady. Unfortunately, in that age group, the guys are trying to date downwards by at least 10 years. So fark it, go cougar.
2013-03-08 02:19:14 PM  
1 vote:

genepool lifeboat: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I'm 12 years older than my wife, I don't see your point.

Yeah, but since she was your high school sweetheart, that was probably kind of awkward.
2013-03-08 02:09:36 PM  
1 vote:

show me: She's gonna have to change the name of that site to "Rape my mum". Because rape.

You said "Rape" twice. You must like rape.
/so did I
//I must like rape.
2013-03-08 02:07:51 PM  
1 vote:
She's just gotta find someone with a thing for Lily Tomlin and football leather. Shouldn't be THAT hard now that Farkers are on the job. She'll have to leave smelly and weird on the table though.

Also: the daughter just farked up. Now that people know what she's going to look like in 25 years: she probably ought to go ahead and stock up on what ever dickin' she can rustle up.
2013-03-08 02:06:36 PM  
1 vote:
They look exactly the same, but the darker hair suits the daughter.  Why do white women insist on blonde?
2013-03-08 01:55:52 PM  
1 vote:
Emily (left) with her mother Roz (right) who she hopes snare a perfect man for through the Facebook page she has set up.

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2013-03-08 01:33:40 PM  
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