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(Daily Mail)   Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers, sets up Facebook account to help her find a man. I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2013-03-08 03:28:09 PM
I could sweep her off her feet . . . if she promised not to use the crane technique on me.
 
2013-03-08 03:29:22 PM
"Fathers, Tired of Seeing their Daughters Date Only Losers, Can Do Absolutely Nothing About It."
 
2013-03-08 03:30:05 PM
Wow. Put me in with the "Hard 30" brigade. My gal is 45 and stunning. I suppose not having kids and having never been married prior does wonders in terms of aging though.
 
2013-03-08 03:30:24 PM
No....thank.....you.
 
2013-03-08 03:30:32 PM

honk: I could sweep her off her feet . . . if she promised not to use the crane technique on me.


Off topic, but blows to the face were illegal in that tournament. Daniel should have been disqualified.
 
2013-03-08 03:35:41 PM
I've come to the conclusion that women who date loser after loser do it on purpose.  They can basically fark a whole bunch of different guys and have a ready excuse to dump them.
 
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2013-03-08 03:36:33 PM

Surly U. Jest: Poor girl, why the long face?


Funny, I thought this was the buzzfeed article about fruit bats. SInce I'm here, I will admit I have paid for worse. Not much worse, but worse nonetheless.
 
2013-03-08 03:42:15 PM
Daily fail licks elephant nutsacks. BOYCOTT their links.
 
2013-03-08 03:43:06 PM

OgreMagi: They can basically fark a whole bunch of different guys and have a ready excuse to dump them.


Yes, that is what sluts do.
Or, if you don't want to offend them, serial monogamy.
 
2013-03-08 03:50:10 PM

vudukungfu: OgreMagi: They can basically fark a whole bunch of different guys and have a ready excuse to dump them.

Yes, that is what sluts do.
Or, if you don't want to offend them, serial monogamy.


Not that I'm in any position to criticize since I tend to date crazy women.
 
2013-03-08 04:00:40 PM

UltimaCS: Man, now THAT'S an ungraceful 30. I just turned 27 and she looks like she could be my mom.


Came here to say this. Bet she was a binge drinker and got railed by dudes every weekend in college.
 
2013-03-08 04:11:20 PM
I guess they don't have craigslist in the UK.
 
2013-03-08 04:12:54 PM
58 and has only has a long history of unsuccessful relationships. I'm thinking the problem may not be the guys.
 
2013-03-08 04:18:24 PM
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, cut up credit cards and dating site profiles..
 
2013-03-08 04:30:33 PM
Is she laughing out loud on the floor? Ha ha ha.
 
2013-03-08 05:30:04 PM

ChipNASA: Emily (left) with her mother Roz (right) who she hopes snare a perfect man for through the Facebook page she has set up.

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It's England; left is on the other side of the road.
 
2013-03-08 05:42:08 PM
At 58, and twice divorced, the only person wanting to get her married again is her daughter.  The mom I'm sure isn't that interested anymore.
 
2013-03-08 05:53:04 PM
58 and divorced twice? I'm thinking mum needs to start doing some reading before embarking on yet another relationship...

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2013-03-08 06:16:37 PM
I think it goes without saying...
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-08 06:36:12 PM
FTA - Photo #1:  What the hell is that on her head?

/it explains a lot.
 
2013-03-08 07:25:41 PM

Perducci: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

To be fair, the daughter looks about twelve years older than she actually is.


Yeah. Came here to say that is a hard 30.
 
2013-03-08 08:36:43 PM
 Quantum Apostrophe: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I know, right? The horror. What's your tolerance for age difference? Plus/minus a week, a few months, tops? How about weight? Height?


I wouldn't tolerate 12 years, if you take a generation to be 20-22 years that person is halfway into another generation, and halfway into another generation is too much. If 12 years is okay, Mom should be looking to meet with a man who is seventy. Women usually like a man reasonably close to their own age unless they have decided they want the financial benefits that an older man can offer, which is usually more enticing when a woman is young and has nothing of her own. Once a woman has her own financial stability she is usually looking for someone to be a partner not a provider. I say 'usually' because there are always exceptions.
 
2013-03-08 08:59:18 PM

Nidiot: Quantum Apostrophe: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I know, right? The horror. What's your tolerance for age difference? Plus/minus a week, a few months, tops? How about weight? Height?

I wouldn't tolerate 12 years, if you take a generation to be 20-22 years that person is halfway into another generation, and halfway into another generation is too much. If 12 years is okay, Mom should be looking to meet with a man who is seventy. Women usually like a man reasonably close to their own age unless they have decided they want the financial benefits that an older man can offer, which is usually more enticing when a woman is young and has nothing of her own. Once a woman has her own financial stability she is usually looking for someone to be a partner not a provider. I say 'usually' because there are always exceptions.


My GF is 17 years my senior.

/she sticks around because I make good sammiches
//I stick around for the D hooters
 
2013-03-08 09:37:09 PM
I'd hit it!

/if I didn't have to give them my real name and number.
 
2013-03-08 10:17:19 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker not looking too bad right about now.
 
2013-03-09 01:48:14 AM
Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers,

Gee, sounds like mome is a loser too.
 
2013-03-09 10:30:26 AM

Nidiot: Quantum Apostrophe: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I know, right? The horror. What's your tolerance for age difference? Plus/minus a week, a few months, tops? How about weight? Height?

I wouldn't tolerate 12 years, if you take a generation to be 20-22 years that person is halfway into another generation, and halfway into another generation is too much. If 12 years is okay, Mom should be looking to meet with a man who is seventy. Women usually like a man reasonably close to their own age unless they have decided they want the financial benefits that an older man can offer, which is usually more enticing when a woman is young and has nothing of her own. Once a woman has her own financial stability she is usually looking for someone to be a partner not a provider. I say 'usually' because there are always exceptions.


Ageist!
 
2013-03-09 02:08:54 PM
 
2013-03-11 12:59:29 PM

Benjimin_Dover: Nidiot: Quantum Apostrophe: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I know, right? The horror. What's your tolerance for age difference? Plus/minus a week, a few months, tops? How about weight? Height?

I wouldn't tolerate 12 years, if you take a generation to be 20-22 years that person is halfway into another generation, and halfway into another generation is too much. If 12 years is okay, Mom should be looking to meet with a man who is seventy. Women usually like a man reasonably close to their own age unless they have decided they want the financial benefits that an older man can offer, which is usually more enticing when a woman is young and has nothing of her own. Once a woman has her own financial stability she is usually looking for someone to be a partner not a provider. I say 'usually' because there are always exceptions.

My GF is 17 years my senior.

/she sticks around because I make good sammiches
//I stick around for the D hooters

SS Checks

FTFY
 
2013-03-11 07:28:26 PM

stonicus: Benjimin_Dover: Nidiot: Quantum Apostrophe: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I know, right? The horror. What's your tolerance for age difference? Plus/minus a week, a few months, tops? How about weight? Height?

I wouldn't tolerate 12 years, if you take a generation to be 20-22 years that person is halfway into another generation, and halfway into another generation is too much. If 12 years is okay, Mom should be looking to meet with a man who is seventy. Women usually like a man reasonably close to their own age unless they have decided they want the financial benefits that an older man can offer, which is usually more enticing when a woman is young and has nothing of her own. Once a woman has her own financial stability she is usually looking for someone to be a partner not a provider. I say 'usually' because there are always exceptions.

My GF is 17 years my senior.

/she sticks around because I make good sammiches
//I stick around for the D hooters SS Checks

FTFY


5 more years, baby.  5 more years.  SS won't be around for me, gotta soak a baby boomer when I can.  Amiright?

/ka ching!
 
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