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(Daily Mail)   Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers, sets up Facebook account to help her find a man. I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2013-03-08 01:33:40 PM
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and now

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2013-03-08 01:55:51 PM
Gah!
 
2013-03-08 01:55:52 PM
Emily (left) with her mother Roz (right) who she hopes snare a perfect man for through the Facebook page she has set up.

www.anh-usa.org
 
2013-03-08 01:56:03 PM
Poor girl, why the long face?
 
2013-03-08 01:56:11 PM
Done in one!
 
2013-03-08 01:56:19 PM
Make sure you don't walk behind her.  The old ones can still kick.
 
2013-03-08 01:57:32 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Please grandma, put your top back on. You're embarrassing me.
 
2013-03-08 01:58:24 PM
I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through

Indeed, "Bob".
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2013-03-08 01:58:28 PM
Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.
 
2013-03-08 02:01:58 PM
looks at picture...
 
2013-03-08 02:06:19 PM
This is what happens when you're old, fat, ugly, have bad teeth, etc.  All the good men are gone.  You might as well start learning to suck dick every date because you'll never have a chance at finding true love again.
 
2013-03-08 02:06:36 PM
They look exactly the same, but the darker hair suits the daughter.  Why do white women insist on blonde?
 
2013-03-08 02:06:36 PM
She's gonna have to change the name of that site to "Rape my mum". Because rape.
 
2013-03-08 02:07:51 PM
She's just gotta find someone with a thing for Lily Tomlin and football leather. Shouldn't be THAT hard now that Farkers are on the job. She'll have to leave smelly and weird on the table though.

Also: the daughter just farked up. Now that people know what she's going to look like in 25 years: she probably ought to go ahead and stock up on what ever dickin' she can rustle up.
 
2013-03-08 02:08:08 PM
I would beat her up, no qualms.
 
2013-03-08 02:08:38 PM
Your mom is old, fat and ugly. Much like yourself.
 
2013-03-08 02:09:36 PM

show me: She's gonna have to change the name of that site to "Rape my mum". Because rape.


You said "Rape" twice. You must like rape.
/so did I
//I must like rape.
 
2013-03-08 02:11:08 PM

DeathMetalLive: I would beat her up, no qualms.


up or off? There is a world of difference.
 
2013-03-08 02:13:13 PM

worlddan: DeathMetalLive: I would beat her up, no qualms.

up or off? There is a world of difference.


Whichever would get me the best results.
 
2013-03-08 02:13:25 PM

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Please grandma, put your top back on. You're embarrassing me.


i157.photobucket.com
Shuts your whores mouths!
 
2013-03-08 02:13:50 PM

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x404]
Please grandma, put your top back on. You're embarrassing me.


just wait till her father gets home.
 
2013-03-08 02:15:17 PM
Date my mum.

www.pbs.org
 
2013-03-08 02:15:29 PM
You people: "ZOMG she's not a supermodel! FAIL!!"

/ Fark off, haters
// I hope this works out well for them. +1 for the daughter, good job!
 
2013-03-08 02:15:54 PM

skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.


I'm 12 years older than my wife, I don't see your point.
30/42
 
2013-03-08 02:19:14 PM

genepool lifeboat: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I'm 12 years older than my wife, I don't see your point.
30/42


Yeah, but since she was your high school sweetheart, that was probably kind of awkward.
 
2013-03-08 02:20:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: genepool lifeboat: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I'm 12 years older than my wife, I don't see your point.
30/42

Yeah, but since she was your high school sweetheart, that was probably kind of awkward.


Nice, you always live up to your name.
 
2013-03-08 02:20:54 PM
She forgot to add: And since she has a kid (me), you know she farks!
 
2013-03-08 02:22:42 PM
Mom looks like a nice sunny lady. Unfortunately, in that age group, the guys are trying to date downwards by at least 10 years. So fark it, go cougar.
 
2013-03-08 02:26:50 PM
She should try Match.com

i.imgur.com

It's SUPER effective.
 
2013-03-08 02:27:07 PM

skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.


To be fair, the daughter looks about twelve years older than she actually is.
 
2013-03-08 02:27:41 PM

stonicus: She forgot to add: And since she has a kid (me), you know she farks!


At least once!
 
2013-03-08 02:29:34 PM
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2013-03-08 02:35:00 PM

genepool lifeboat: FirstNationalBastard: genepool lifeboat: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

I'm 12 years older than my wife, I don't see your point.
30/42

Yeah, but since she was your high school sweetheart, that was probably kind of awkward.

Nice, you always live up to your name.



I laughed.
 
2013-03-08 02:35:12 PM
holy crap!

she's on fetlife also
search for - prolapsegoddess
 
2013-03-08 02:40:33 PM

natas6.0: holy crap!

she's on fetlife also
search for - prolapsegoddess


Why do I think:

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2013-03-08 02:45:49 PM

skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.


I know, right? The horror. What's your tolerance for age difference? Plus/minus a week, a few months, tops? How about weight? Height?
 
2013-03-08 02:46:36 PM
Seriously, why would someone get up in their mom's business like this? My mom is stress inducing enough, without getting involved in her personal relationships.

Plus, since I have been with the same person since 21 and she's been single since I was 15, I think she'd know how to handle this better than I would!
 
2013-03-08 02:52:31 PM
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2013-03-08 02:58:13 PM

Perducci: skinink: Something is going on in that family. The daughter is married to a guy twelve years older than her.

To be fair, the daughter looks about twelve years older than she actually is.


I'd have put her at 40-45 then been disappointed she's still inexperienced
 
2013-03-08 03:01:31 PM
Divorced twice.

The common denominator in those two marriages was her. So maybe the problem is with the goods being sold and not the buyers.
 
2013-03-08 03:04:53 PM
She could hold an audition...
 
2013-03-08 03:05:07 PM
Man, now THAT'S an ungraceful 30. I just turned 27 and she looks like she could be my mom.
 
2013-03-08 03:06:54 PM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2013-03-08 03:10:11 PM

Surly U. Jest: Poor girl, why the long face?


Ya, this! That really distracted me, I kept going back to it thinking I was missing something.
 
2013-03-08 03:11:12 PM

jaytkay: You people: "ZOMG she's not a supermodel! FAIL!!"

/ Fark off, haters
// I hope this works out well for them. +1 for the daughter, good job!


Thought they were both rather attractive people...
Both in the physical sense and the 'someone you'd enjoy hanging out with' sense.

Not to cast stones from my glass domicile, but methinks there are an awful lot of sharp-kneed folks putting in their two cents here...
 
2013-03-08 03:12:23 PM

ChipNASA: Emily (left) with her mother Roz (right) who she hopes snare a perfect man for through the Facebook page she has set up.

[www.anh-usa.org image 850x708]


AlphaTwin: Surly U. Jest: Poor girl, why the long face?

Ya, this! That really distracted me, I kept going back to it thinking I was missing something.


Dammit, meant for ChipNASA's comment.
 
2013-03-08 03:13:17 PM

UltimaCS: Man, now THAT'S an ungraceful 30. I just turned 27 and she looks like she could be my mom.


Well, at least I'm not the only one.  I'm turning 28 this year and my good friend is 32 and about 1000000x more hittable than that land monster.
 
2013-03-08 03:19:42 PM
FTA: 'My gorgeous mum is single and looking for a man to sweep her off her feet,' writes Emily on the Facebook page.
'She's been on some dates with guys who have turned out to be liars, cheats, smelly or just plain weird - and so I'm taking it upon myself to try and find her someone suitable!'


How about no?

Whilst your mum looks fine for 58, the feet sweeping boat has departed long ago.  Dating in middle age is more like politely putting up with each other's imperial ass-loads of baggage each bring to the table.

/49
 
2013-03-08 03:20:21 PM
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If alarm bells aren't ringing, they should be.
 
2013-03-08 03:27:49 PM
"My mum is...looking for a man to sweep her off her feet..."

Gee, I wonder why she always ends up with men who are "liars cheats...or weird."

Also, Daily Fail? It's "her mother found through conventional routes," not "roots."
 
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