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(Fox News)   Dita Von Teese shows off first 3D printed gown, lovely rack. Just forget she was with Marilyn Manson, and it'll all be okay   (foxnews.com) divider line 13
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2013-03-08 11:09:05 AM  
17 votes:

ZMugg: NuttierThanEver: I think she is hot but was put off by the whole Marilyn Manson thing till I saw her in that episode of CSI she did where she played a femme fatale right out of a Sam Snead story. That put my lust for her into the stratosphere.

/Loves me some Film Noir and 40-50's LA style.

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Caddies were 'femme fatales'?


I met her at Pine Valley and my life has never been the same.  She was the kind of woman who could look at a Par 5 and make you believe you could birdie with nothing but a seven iron and a sand wedge.  The way she held my putter, I knew she was trouble.
2013-03-08 11:18:03 AM  
3 votes:

ZMugg: NuttierThanEver: I think she is hot but was put off by the whole Marilyn Manson thing till I saw her in that episode of CSI she did where she played a femme fatale right out of a Sam Snead story. That put my lust for her into the stratosphere.

/Loves me some Film Noir and 40-50's LA style.


Caddies were 'femme fatales'?


Little known fact, "Dapper" Sam Snead was an enforcer for crooked greens keepers, backed by corrupt elements of the LAPD. His calling card was a sand wedge to the kidney.
2013-03-08 01:14:36 PM  
2 votes:

espiaboricua: Here's a GIS for the dress (and Ms Von Tease in it)

/100% Fox New-free

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2013-03-08 02:58:00 PM  
1 votes:

Barry McCackiner: Valiente: SilentStrider: She is gorgeous.

She's a triumph of the cosmetic, marketing and surgical arts.

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Pleasant enough, but "pretty" kicked up to "glamorous" isn't beauty. It's presence and the sell.

Are you implying that people in the public eye do things to their persona to further put them in the public eye.  NO WAI


Some even go so far as to wear flattering clothes and makeup for big events in an attempt to look better than did in their high school year book picture.

I know, startling.  It's a crazy world.
2013-03-08 02:02:11 PM  
1 votes:
I was rather under the impression that she made everything she wore rather 3-dimensional.
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2013-03-08 12:37:02 PM  
1 votes:
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Blimey, that must of taken several ink cartridges to print!

/what a woman.
2013-03-08 12:30:43 PM  
1 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: Alphax: FlashHarry: curse you for making me click on a fox news link! now i need a shower!

/i'll be in my bunk

I'm still holding out.. for now..

Resistance is futile. Go ahead and click. It's totally worth it. You know you want to. How will anyone find out unless you tell them?


Here ya go.
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/feels a tiny bit bad, perhaps naughty.
2013-03-08 12:22:00 PM  
1 votes:

GalFriday: Alphakronik: Not even close to the first.


http://www.3ders.org/articles/20120330-iris-van-herpens-3d-printed-d re sses-in-groningen-museum.html

But the first on Dita Von Teese!


I'd rather it was the first off DVT.

IfyaknowwhatImean.
2013-03-08 11:24:01 AM  
1 votes:
I've never been able to get over that Dita looks like a dolled-up Rumer Willis
2013-03-08 11:08:58 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-03-08 11:00:35 AM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: LowbrowDeluxe: Slaxl: I like the way every day there's something new about 3d printing. QA must be in the darkest pits of despair.

I know.  It's the best part of every day now.  As the technology expands my fondest hope is to 3D print some part for a rocket ship someday just for the lols.  Anyone else involved will probably think I've gone mad.

My God, we've made a gown worn by a whore. Surely, the Rapture is nigh? I love how we just gloss over the hand assembled and painted part, too. Or how we hype up the "entirely virtual" while ignoring the world-wide infrastructure of, you know, like gloopy old factories and stuff that built the real stuff these wankers are using...

I'm just ignoring you 3D nuts because if it isn't obvious it's just stunts and trinkets by now, it never will sink in.

I'll just watch for the spike in pharmaceuticals when reality hits and Prozac goes through the roof...

You mean... we'll never just sit at home and 3D print everything from a magical machine??? BUt but but... computers and stuff? Like, Star Trek and sci-fi? You mean like, we'll have to build stuff like the Luddite way? NNNoooooo!!!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to use my '90s virtual reality gear to visit the '70s OTRAG private space port.

/See how I can mix the dead dreams and delusions from the past to mock the fantasies of the present?


If you feel the need to rant against a piece of fairly innocuous technology, you may need therapy.
2013-03-08 10:27:48 AM  
1 votes:

Slaxl: I like the way every day there's something new about 3d printing. QA must be in the darkest pits of despair.


I know.  It's the best part of every day now.  As the technology expands my fondest hope is to 3D print some part for a rocket ship someday just for the lols.  Anyone else involved will probably think I've gone mad.
2013-03-08 06:01:47 AM  
1 votes:
I like the way every day there's something new about 3d printing. QA must be in the darkest pits of despair.
 
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