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(SeattlePI)   Bikini baristas busted, arrested as well   (seattlepi.com) divider line 93
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2013-03-08 03:19:47 PM

Lucidz: Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t

Blech. Mmmmmm, Slut.


FTFY
 
2013-03-08 03:24:46 PM
Annabelle the "classy barista"

content.clearchannel.com

 I'm 5 feet tall, 85 lbs and a bra size 32C (and yes they are real, to get the most asked question out of the way!) ...

 I wear little makeup as I like to let my natural beauty shine through...

While I love to go out and get crazy from time to time, I am usually most content cuddling on the couch and watching the Kardashians...

I am currently single and just trying to focus on me and enjoy my life and the wonderful friends and family that God has blessed me with!

dc539.4shared.com
 
2013-03-08 03:32:58 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Lucidz: Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t

Blech. Mmmmmm, Slut.

FTFY


Wow. I disliked that Skag BEFORE i found out her name is "Annabelle" and considers her the classy, yet mostly naked, barista...  She's single, loves dressing sexy, has natural beauty (coz she's fking 20), admits to "Going out and getting crazy" (Which, if she's implying alcohol, is illegal) and she just plain LOOKS like a ho.

I especially like this part from the article:
"Come stop by and see me at either of my stands - you wont be disappointed by my ever changing sexy outfits or my stimulating conversation."

Tell me that doesn't sound like a cam-whore (circa 2002) or amateur porn site advertisement?

/GAG!
 
2013-03-08 03:38:03 PM

Lucidz: Tell me that doesn't sound like a cam-whore (circa 2002) or amateur porn site advertisement?


She chose how she is going to make money and it's by being naked and marketing herself.  who cares? Just sit back and enjoy your free show.
 
2013-03-08 03:38:40 PM
Holy shiat... I just saw this on her facebook page...


Van Pulfrey Oh My Lord!! Amazing!! Would like to thanks your parents!!
February 17, 2012 at 11:46am · Like · 1

Van Pulfrey im tellin ya!!!
February 17, 2012 at 12:49pm · Like

Ryan Mumma Van - you should come up here, I'll buy you a cup of coffee from her.
February 17, 2012 at 12:50pm · Like

Van Pulfrey I want MORE!!!!
February 17, 2012 at 12:51pm · Like

Ryan Mumma What, like cream & sugar? heheheh - cant help you there dude, gotta set that up with her!
 
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She didn't take the post down... Anyone else get the idea she is making "extra" money?  Between the comments on her facebook and her pseduo "we'll have stimulating conversation" tagline, I wonder if she's hooking.  Why wait for her to be in porn... Just go to Seattle and pay to bang her yourself.
 
2013-03-08 03:39:34 PM

thecpt: Lucidz: Tell me that doesn't sound like a cam-whore (circa 2002) or amateur porn site advertisement?

She chose how she is going to make money and it's by being naked and marketing herself.  who cares? Just sit back and enjoy your free show.


She's a stripper.  And possibly a hooker.  Can find one of those in pretty much any decent sized city that has a college.  I don't find it attractive.. Sorry.
 
2013-03-08 03:50:42 PM
How could anyone honestly fault them for groping? The place is called Grab-N-Go.
 
2013-03-08 03:54:32 PM
Drive-thru titties would be a better morning pick-me-up than coffee, that's for sure!

www.straitpinkie.comwww.straitpinkie.com
 
2013-03-08 03:57:31 PM

Lucidz: She's a stripper.  And possibly a hooker.  Can find one of those in pretty much any decent sized city that has a college.  I don't find it attractive.. Sorry.


you just sound a little worked up is all.  Women are going to make money off of their looks and attention, and she might actually be a good person.  I don't know, I'm just saying relax and drink a beer.  Its Friday.

/We have a couple in the fridge at work.  I'll toast in your honor if you'd like.
 
2013-03-08 04:06:19 PM
She has the same last name as Octomom..?
 
2013-03-08 04:06:47 PM

Lucidz: thecpt: Lucidz: Tell me that doesn't sound like a cam-whore (circa 2002) or amateur porn site advertisement?

She chose how she is going to make money and it's by being naked and marketing herself.  who cares? Just sit back and enjoy your free show.

She's a stripper.   And possibly a hooker.  Can find one of those in pretty much any decent sized city that has a college.  I don't find it attractive.. Sorry.


Annabelle, call me. I got $$$ :)

 
2013-03-08 04:09:47 PM
Not a bookmark
 
2013-03-08 04:23:17 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: FTFM, my blood was being redirected


Best excuse for typos EVAR.
 
2013-03-08 04:25:22 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-08 04:28:23 PM
www.straitpinkie.comwww.straitpinkie.com
 
2013-03-08 04:29:49 PM

DeathMetalLive: I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold, and full of cream.


Ground up and in  the freezer.
 
2013-03-08 04:30:44 PM
thread needs more hooker shots!
 
2013-03-08 04:35:19 PM
www.straitpinkie.comimages.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-03-08 04:38:33 PM
mark the book
 
2013-03-08 04:39:05 PM
weblogs.baltimoresun.com
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-03-08 04:43:07 PM
mentallo69: "She has weird looking eyes"

Those are the crazy eyes.
 
2013-03-08 04:46:33 PM
www.bikini-baristas.com
media.bonnint.net
 
2013-03-08 04:47:23 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women...bagged and in the freezer

/still not as creepy as Mentallo69
 
2013-03-08 04:54:22 PM
i.imgur.comhonjoren.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-08 04:55:43 PM
farm7.static.flickr.com25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 04:57:58 PM

Brainsick: I like my coffee like I like my women...bagged and in the freezer

/still not as creepy as Mentallo69


its fark, we're all creepy on fark. You think Im a pervert in real lif.........wait, dont answer that.
 
2013-03-08 04:59:09 PM
Based on the evidence presented here, underboob is severely underrated in the barista profession.
 
2013-03-08 05:00:36 PM
www.cowgirlsespresso.comstatic.etnies.com
 
2013-03-08 05:05:32 PM
i.i.com.combikini-baristas.com
 
2013-03-08 05:19:09 PM
media.komonews.comstatic.stomp.com.sg
 
2013-03-08 05:28:30 PM

Droog8912: WienerButt: Some farker posted a link to one of those shops with a live webcam a few months back. It had like six different angles and it was awesome /creepy.

Sounds...interesting.  Happen to have the link still?


Google Girl Town Espresso. There are a bunch of sites with older pictures. They took the site down about a year ago, and said on Twitter they were relocating the store and upgrading cameras. Then nothing until a month ago. Now the site has a login on it.
 
2013-03-08 05:37:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The Irresponsible Captain: DeathMetalLive: I like my women like I like my McDonalds coffee. Cold, and full of cream. Black and bitter. hot, black, and all over my crotch


FTFY'all


(Not strike through like you fancy farkers, I'm on my phone, but...)
I like my coffee like I like my women, brought down from the hills of Colombia in a burlap sack on the back of a mule and delivered to my doorstep at dawn by a mustachioed man named Juan.
 
2013-03-08 05:39:43 PM
Bookmarked for when I have something more than 1g internet signal
 
2013-03-08 07:02:57 PM

Droog8912: WienerButt: Some farker posted a link to one of those shops with a live webcam a few months back. It had like six different angles and it was awesome /creepy.

Sounds...interesting.  Happen to have the link still?


that link is dead, the place was shut down when the dude was busted for having sex there and forgot to turn off the cameras
 
2013-03-08 07:29:55 PM

thecpt: Lucidz: She's a stripper.  And possibly a hooker.  Can find one of those in pretty much any decent sized city that has a college.  I don't find it attractive.. Sorry.

you just sound a little worked up is all.  Women are going to make money off of their looks and attention, and she might actually be a good person.  I don't know, I'm just saying relax and drink a beer.  Its Friday.

/We have a couple in the fridge at work.  I'll toast in your honor if you'd like.


Fair enough.  Sadly, I don't drink.  As far as being a good person, she's a stripper.  I've met a LOT of strippers and gotten to know quite a few (to detail I didn't need).  I've never met one that I look back and think, "Dang, that stripper was really a pretty great gal."

/ Closest to normal stripper I ever met was legitimately trying to get a real job as an office assistant
// She only danced to pay for her mom's raging alcoholism
/// Her mom FLIPPED when she found out her little angel had told someone she was stripping. (She didn't want anyone knowing what her daughter did to support her habit...
//// Yes... I dated her.
// Yes, she was bonkers!
 
2013-03-08 07:50:18 PM

BeerBear: that link is dead, the place was shut down when the dude was busted for having sex there and forgot to turn off the cameras


Ha, fantastic.  Too bad it wasn't the workers caught together.
 
2013-03-08 07:52:24 PM
It's the gorram 21st century, and we're still using the word "privates" in news stories?!?!?!?11??
 
2013-03-08 09:09:10 PM
I go to these a lot, and I hate coffee.
 
2013-03-08 09:55:28 PM

stuhayes2010: Another victimless crime.


WRONG. Don't you realize that 95% of bikini baristas are TRAFFICKED from over 10 miles away??? Consider the human cost of that before you say it is victimless.
 
2013-03-08 10:31:39 PM

mentallo69: Brainsick: I like my coffee like I like my women...bagged and in the freezer

/still not as creepy as Mentallo69

its fark, we're all creepy on fark. You think Im a pervert in real lif.........wait, dont answer that.


I wouldn't SAY you were creepy IRL

;)
 
2013-03-09 12:31:56 AM
Thats terrible!

Those girls could burn themselves...
 
2013-03-09 05:49:17 AM

Christian Bale: stuhayes2010: Another victimless crime.

WRONG. Don't you realize that 95% of bikini baristas are TRAFFICKED from over 10 miles away??? Consider the human cost of that before you say it is victimless.


But, butt, how else can you make a few bucks for college by dealing 'Raw Sugar'.
 
2013-03-09 08:07:07 PM
My neighbor accidentally took his family to one of those on a road trip.  His 6 year-old son thought it was pretty dang cool.
 
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