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2013-03-08 11:52:24 AM  
Yes, it's very impressive, but that's not why we're here.
 
2013-03-08 12:41:48 PM  
What a bikini barista may look like...

www.straitpinkie.com
 
2013-03-08 01:22:06 PM  

Mentat: Yes, it's very impressive, but that's not why we're here.


blatz514: What a bikini barista may look like...



This is why we're here, and why I bookmark early and often.
 
2013-03-08 01:24:42 PM  

Mentat: Yes, it's very impressive, but that's not why we're here.


globalassets.starbucks.com


That's why we come to threads like this, right?
 
2013-03-08 01:29:07 PM  
ksaz.images.worldnow.com
What sexy baristas might look like.
 
2013-03-08 01:29:15 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
Am I doing it right?
 
2013-03-08 01:29:22 PM  
Are you allowed to drink from the tap?
 
2013-03-08 01:29:27 PM  
So if a teller skims deposits at the bank, the police are supposed to arrest the manager too?
 
2013-03-08 01:30:14 PM  
Nice beaver!
 
2013-03-08 01:32:10 PM  

fireclown: [ksaz.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
What sexy baristas might look like.


This needs the SOON caption.
 
2013-03-08 01:32:49 PM  
blogs.seattleweekly.com
 
2013-03-08 01:33:52 PM  
This is why coffee is so popular in Seattle. Now explain the Polar Fleece thing
 
2013-03-08 01:34:47 PM  
Tips for tits what a new concept.
 
2013-03-08 01:35:14 PM  
Last month's arrests were the culmination of a two-month long investigation into the coffee stands.


I laughed when I read that.
 
2013-03-08 01:37:10 PM  
Those women, ages 18 to 24, were accused of groping and other sexual acts, including exposing their breasts and privates and licking whipped cream off of each other in exchange for money.

Go on . . . .
 
2013-03-08 01:42:00 PM  
I've been to Everett a number of times on business over the years, and bikini/topless coffee shacks are mixed in with regular-old coffee shacks.  As I'm not a coffee drinker, I had to get the run-down from my friend that lived there.  Obviously, the bikini and topless girls make a lot of money in tips and good for them.

The sad thing, as I see it, is seeing dudes lined up at 7:15am on their way to work.  What a sh*tty life if you can't even make it to work without paying some woman to show a little jiggle.  There was a KOMO or some other local news story that featured a regular that drives 45 minutes out of his way DAILY for his morning joe and morning ho.  I'm sure his wife was thrilled.
 
2013-03-08 01:42:27 PM  
Police used surveillance cameras to capture the baristas allegedly giving customers "shows" for money without actually serving any coffee.


Pics dammit!
 
2013-03-08 01:42:54 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold, and full of cream.
 
2013-03-08 01:43:59 PM  

DeathMetalLive: I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold, and full of cream.

  Overpriced and available on every street corner

Fixed that for me.
 
2013-03-08 01:47:46 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: "Citizens complained that these locations served more than just coffee," Lt. James Duffy of the Criminal Intelligence Unit said after the February arrests.

Yep, they were serving Hot Coffee!

[www.gamasutra.com image 580x435]


... who complained?
 
2013-03-08 01:50:41 PM  

DeathMetalLive: I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold, and full of cream.

Black and bitter.

or...

I like my women like I like my snow. Heavy and wet.
 
2013-03-08 01:50:59 PM  
FTA: Those women, ages 18 to 24, were accused of groping and other sexual acts, including exposing their breasts and privates and licking whipped cream off of each other in exchange for money.

annnnnnnnnnnnnd i'm done here.
 
2013-03-08 01:53:51 PM  
If they were just dancing and stuff that would be one thing, but actually baring their boobies and even being charged with prostitution is a whole other ball of yarn...

In fact, if anything, these idiots set back the potential for legitimate NEW "bikini barista" companies...

Some feminist group can always point back to these idiots and say "look what happened last time someone tried to make a bikini barista spot"!!!
 
2013-03-08 01:54:44 PM  

factoryconnection: I've been to Everett a number of times on business over the years, and bikini/topless coffee shacks are mixed in with regular-old coffee shacks.  As I'm not a coffee drinker, I had to get the run-down from my friend that lived there.  Obviously, the bikini and topless girls make a lot of money in tips and good for them.

The sad thing, as I see it, is seeing dudes lined up at 7:15am on their way to work.  What a sh*tty life if you can't even make it to work without paying some woman to show a little jiggle.  There was a KOMO or some other local news story that featured a regular that drives 45 minutes out of his way DAILY for his morning joe and morning ho.  I'm sure his wife was thrilled.


My friend's awful husband was training at Ft. Lewis (near Tacoma) for 5 weeks. He had an issue with his cell phone and asked her for help, so she helped him and during the process, she got a look at his pictures. Dozens of pictures of bikini baristas for the entire 5 weeks he was there. Some were posing, some where seemingly unaware that he was taking their pictures. I told her its a big thing here (he's stationed in Hawaii) and she was disgusted... The line of people at the stand I pass on the way to work is pretty insane. And that one is by a Montessori school. I LOL'd when it went in.

There used to be one in the parking lot of the St. Vincent de Paul thrift store. They're now "family friendly" but barely.
 
2013-03-08 01:55:00 PM  
 
2013-03-08 01:57:37 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: DeathMetalLive: I like my women like I like my McDonalds coffee. Cold, and full of cream. Black and bitter. hot, black, and all over my crotch



FTFY'all
 
2013-03-08 01:57:57 PM  

Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t


Want to click.
Will not click.
Until later.
 
2013-03-08 01:59:19 PM  
Another victimless crime.
 
2013-03-08 02:02:10 PM  

BahdaBoom: FTA: Those women, ages 18 to 24, were accused of groping and other sexual acts, including exposing their breasts and privates and licking whipped cream off of each other in exchange for money.

annnnnnnnnnnnnd i'm done here.


I'll have what they're having.
 
2013-03-08 02:02:50 PM  
Some farker posted a link to one of those shops with a live webcam a few months back. It had like six different angles and it was awesome /creepy.
 
2013-03-08 02:06:06 PM  

Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t


IMA LEAVIN MAH BOOHKMAHK
 
2013-03-08 02:06:24 PM  

Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t


That guy must be rich.
 
2013-03-08 02:13:46 PM  

WienerButt: Some farker posted a link to one of those shops with a live webcam a few months back. It had like six different angles and it was awesome /creepy.


Sounds...interesting.  Happen to have the link still?
 
2013-03-08 02:16:14 PM  

Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t


Ill be in my bunk
 
2013-03-08 02:24:35 PM  
www.notmytribe.com
I'm pretty sure she once served coffee somewhere.
 
2013-03-08 02:25:23 PM  

Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t


Blech. Slut.
 
2013-03-08 02:30:41 PM  
Me likey.

/The word "barista" still aggravates me for some reason, though.
//I just refer to them as Java jerks. (It was good enough for soda jerks...)
///Meh, I'll put up with it for coffee, titties, or coffee and titties.
 
2013-03-08 02:34:23 PM  

Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t


I know the Brunette, I use to get coffee from her. Her name is Annabelle. She has weird looking eyes but the most godlike body. She is out of the business though and is going to college. She use to work at the stand near my place.

I fap'd to her photos. Her facebook is even better.
 
2013-03-08 02:37:15 PM  
mentallo69:

I know the Brunette, I use to get coffee from her. Her name is Annabelle. She has weird looking eyes but the most godlike body. She is out of the business though and is going to college. She use to work at the stand near my place.

I fap'd to her photos. Her facebook is even better.


A sort of interview with her from about a year ago.
http://www.thebrew1049.com/pages/Mario.html?article=9639019
 
2013-03-08 02:39:57 PM  

Rezinball: mentallo69:

I know the Brunette, I use to get coffee from her. Her name is Annabelle. She has weird looking eyes but the most godlike body. She is out of the business though and is going to college. She use to work at the stand near my place.

I fap'd to her photos. Her facebook is even better.

A sort of interview with her from about a year ago.
http://www.thebrew1049.com/pages/Mario.html?article=9639019


She seemed very cool and bright, very nice and not just in a I want tips sort of way. I dont want to give out her facebook or last name because that shiat is creepy but she has an unbelievable body
 
2013-03-08 02:40:19 PM  

Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t


wow, she really wants to be porn star. Ambition is a good thing I suppose but something tells me she has developed a slightly skewed version of herself, which has nothing to do with how I wold like skewer her.
 
2013-03-08 02:42:36 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Rezinball: For science, all links NSFW.
http://imgur.com/a/Nj6z6
http://imgur.com/a/3QYTu
http://imgur.com/a/YQ17t

wow, she really wants to be porn star. Ambition is a good thing I suppose but something tells me she has developed a slightly skewed version of herself, which has nothing to do with how I wo*u*ld like *to* skewer her.


FTFM, my blood was being redirected
 
2013-03-08 02:42:40 PM  

mentallo69: Rezinball: mentallo69:

I know the Brunette, I use to get coffee from her. Her name is Annabelle. She has weird looking eyes but the most godlike body. She is out of the business though and is going to college. She use to work at the stand near my place.

I fap'd to her photos. Her facebook is even better.

A sort of interview with her from about a year ago.
http://www.thebrew1049.com/pages/Mario.html?article=9639019

She seemed very cool and bright, very nice and not just in a I want tips sort of way. I dont want to give out her facebook or last name because that shiat is creepy but she has an unbelievable body


Can you provide Facebook pictures for... science?

/Yes, science.
 
2013-03-08 02:49:03 PM  

Yogimus: DarkSoulNoHope: "Citizens complained that these locations served more than just coffee," Lt. James Duffy of the Criminal Intelligence Unit said after the February arrests.

Yep, they were serving Hot Coffee!

[www.gamasutra.com image 580x435]

... who complained?


Some schmucks wife most likely
 
2013-03-08 02:51:26 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: mentallo69: Rezinball: mentallo69:

I know the Brunette, I use to get coffee from her. Her name is Annabelle. She has weird looking eyes but the most godlike body. She is out of the business though and is going to college. She use to work at the stand near my place.

I fap'd to her photos. Her facebook is even better.

A sort of interview with her from about a year ago.
http://www.thebrew1049.com/pages/Mario.html?article=9639019

She seemed very cool and bright, very nice and not just in a I want tips sort of way. I dont want to give out her facebook or last name because that shiat is creepy but she has an unbelievable body

Can you provide Facebook pictures for... science?

/Yes, science.


meh, she dont know me......Fark it for science....her facebook page as requested. I wanna see her in porn really really bad.  http://www.facebook.com/annabellesussman?fref=ts
 
2013-03-08 02:56:16 PM  

WienerButt: Some farker posted a link to one of those shops with a live webcam a few months back. It had like six different angles and it was awesome /creepy.


Yeah, I was compelled through nothing other than anthropological interest to see what was going on with that.  It was kinda good and also weird watching a girl do chores dressed like a stripper.
 
2013-03-08 02:59:06 PM  
well that's taken care of -
how we doin on gun control  .  .  .  anyone?
No huh?
Well, gotta have your priorities in line I 'spose.

Makes me so POed I can't see straight.  People are dying every day and we're arresting naked women.
Makes perfect sense.
 
2013-03-08 03:00:03 PM  
Officer - is this some kind of bust?
s4.postimage.org
 
2013-03-08 03:03:30 PM  
"..."Citizens complained that these locations served more than just coffee," Lt. James Duffy of the Criminal Intelligence Unit said after the February arrests." - TFA

img.gawkerassets.com

/What do I look like, a pants goblin?
// hot like a full body latte
 
2013-03-08 03:03:31 PM  
Bareistas?
 
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