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(The New York Times)   Vatican: 'We want a Pope that is full of charisma and has an incredible grasp of how to manipulate the media for self-promotion.' If they add 'can't throw a football to save his life,' Tim Tebow might have found his next career   (nytimes.com) divider line 21
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2013-03-08 12:20:57 PM
5 votes:
I want a pope with the right allocations, who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack...I want a pope with a short surplice and a long cassock.
2013-03-08 10:55:43 AM
4 votes:
Wanted: New leader for international child rape ring/fear-based extortion racket. No chicks.
2013-03-08 10:36:12 AM
4 votes:
A  Hail Mary is a kind of pass.
2013-03-08 12:21:25 PM
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-03-08 12:03:24 PM
3 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I never did understand the whole gay is a sin thing.  Adam and Eve only had a couple of men crotchfruit.  Was Cain boning mom to make the human race?  It would explain the state of the world.


static.neatorama.com
2013-03-08 11:56:28 AM
3 votes:

cptjeff: Snarfangel: Molavian: cptjeff: simplicimus: Since the only requirement for the Papacy is to have been baptized Catholic, I nominate James Carville.

I need a better job, and was baptized Catholic. That would be a fun one. Would they like a liberal, mostly irreligious Quaker?

What's your stance on homosexuality?

To hell with that, what's his stance on oatmeal?

The local churches where I'm from all collect different non-perishable goods to give to soup kitchens and whatnot. Guess what my meeting collects.


Awesome. I think having a pope that's high in fiber and fights cholesterol would be a welcome change.
2013-03-08 01:44:21 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-08 12:54:23 PM
2 votes:
What would make a good pope.... I wonder.

i.imgur.com
2013-03-08 12:34:59 PM
2 votes:
Finally, a sequel to King Ralph.  Ralph discovers he's related to the pope.  Wacky hijinks ensue as his wife chases him all over the vatican while a secretary plots his demise so he can finally inherit a wing.
2013-03-08 12:33:38 PM
2 votes:

Snarfangel: Molavian: cptjeff: simplicimus: Since the only requirement for the Papacy is to have been baptized Catholic, I nominate James Carville.

I need a better job, and was baptized Catholic. That would be a fun one. Would they like a liberal, mostly irreligious Quaker?

What's your stance on homosexuality?

To hell with that, what's his stance on oatmeal?


Lumpy.
Let me intorduce myself:
/Pope Humpty XXVII
2013-03-08 12:05:50 PM
2 votes:
eavoss.files.wordpress.com
gospeedraser.com
2013-03-08 11:52:11 AM
2 votes:

Generation_D: Maybe look for one that hasn't directly been involved with diddling some kids. That'd be a fun place to start, too. But if thats not possible then yeah, get one that is better at steering the media.


If closet homosexuals actually sought help instead of just joining the church as priests, there wouldn't be any diddled kids. This is a  gay problem, not a church problem.

//see how easy that was? slinging mud and projecting your own self-hatred to others is all the atheist liberals can do, you certainly aren't capable of respecting others' beliefs or solving any problems. sling away - that's all you have, nothing more.
2013-03-08 01:18:40 PM
1 votes:
The cardinals' conclave begins Tuesday. Children under 12 admitted free.
2013-03-08 12:55:40 PM
1 votes:
I've already suggested this.
2013-03-08 12:17:12 PM
1 votes:
This has rekindled my lack of interest.
2013-03-08 12:02:36 PM
1 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: Molavian: cptjeff: simplicimus: Since the only requirement for the Papacy is to have been baptized Catholic, I nominate James Carville.

I need a better job, and was baptized Catholic. That would be a fun one. Would they like a liberal, mostly irreligious Quaker?

What's your stance on homosexuality?

Or alternatively, what's homosexuality's stance on you?


A wide stance...a very wide stance.
2013-03-08 11:55:06 AM
1 votes:
Charismatic, able to manipulate the media, and loves self promotion?

"Outta the way, cardinals, lemme through, dontchaknow!"

i48.tinypic.com
2013-03-08 11:52:07 AM
1 votes:

Molavian: cptjeff: simplicimus: Since the only requirement for the Papacy is to have been baptized Catholic, I nominate James Carville.

I need a better job, and was baptized Catholic. That would be a fun one. Would they like a liberal, mostly irreligious Quaker?

What's your stance on homosexuality?


To hell with that, what's his stance on oatmeal?
2013-03-08 11:51:51 AM
1 votes:

Molavian: cptjeff: simplicimus: Since the only requirement for the Papacy is to have been baptized Catholic, I nominate James Carville.

I need a better job, and was baptized Catholic. That would be a fun one. Would they like a liberal, mostly irreligious Quaker?

What's your stance on homosexuality?


Open.

I also like the abortions, the birth control, and haven't diddled any kids. Think I got a shot?
2013-03-08 11:47:52 AM
1 votes:

cptjeff: simplicimus: Since the only requirement for the Papacy is to have been baptized Catholic, I nominate James Carville.

I need a better job, and was baptized Catholic. That would be a fun one. Would they like a liberal, mostly irreligious Quaker?


What's your stance on homosexuality?
2013-03-08 10:48:15 AM
1 votes:
Since the only requirement for the Papacy is to have been baptized Catholic, I nominate James Carville.
 
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