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(Yahoo)   Call for Captain Trips. Please pick up the white courtesy phone   (ca.news.yahoo.com) divider line 21
    More: Scary, Captain Trips, respiratory tract infections, SARS, shortness of breath, respiratory diseases, virus  
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2013-03-08 08:28:05 AM  
5 votes:
M-O-O-N, that spells "my first greenlight".
2013-03-08 08:32:47 AM  
4 votes:
"The virus is a coronavirus, part of the same family of viruses as the common cold ..."

Symptoms of the coronavirus is that you can only drink beers with a lime in it.
2013-03-08 08:15:53 AM  
4 votes:
I've kind of been thinking about visiting Vegas again anyway.
2013-03-08 07:13:47 AM  
4 votes:
Considering I just saw somebody upbraided for not knowing the gender of a stupid internet meme cat, I'd say it's probably about time.
2013-03-08 03:55:12 AM  
3 votes:
Old story. Wake me when Madagascar shuts everything down.
2013-03-08 09:10:49 AM  
2 votes:

Prank Monkey: We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.


if that means getting to bang Nadine in the no-no spot I'm cool with that.
2013-03-08 08:55:44 AM  
2 votes:
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!

www.soundproofmagazine.com
2013-03-08 11:27:08 AM  
1 votes:

Prank Monkey: We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.


Actually, I think FARK breaks down like this:

40% Harold Lauder
10% Trashcan Man
10% Tom Cullen
10% Julie Lawry
10% Fran Goldsmith
10% Ralph Brentner / Susan Stern
5% Nadine Cross
2% Judge Farris
2% Glen Bateman
1% The Rat Man
1% Nick Andros / Stu Redman
0.9% Lloyd Henried

0.1%
           upload.wikimedia.org


/Despite what you may be thinking, I'm more like Glen than Flagg.
//But I have my off days.
2013-03-08 10:10:02 AM  
1 votes:

THX 1138: Soon to appear:

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Cibola!!! My life for you!!!
2013-03-08 09:56:16 AM  
1 votes:
Soon to appear:

1-media-cdn.foolz.us
2013-03-08 09:53:41 AM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Prank Monkey: We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.

Every dog has its day.



i.imgur.com
R.I.P. DOG DAY AFTERNOON

2013-03-08 09:41:29 AM  
1 votes:
Typing and image linking fail. I'll just go to Las Vegas where I belong.
2013-03-08 09:30:56 AM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Prank Monkey: We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.

Every dog has its day.


My name is Tard O Logical.

I do this of my own free will.
2013-03-08 09:19:27 AM  
1 votes:

id10ts: M-O-O-N, that spells "my first greenlight".


Good for you.  But the reference you made was to the virus itself, which clearly is not going to pick up the phone.  You should have paged Randall Flagg.

Do try and keep up with your King references.
2013-03-08 09:17:08 AM  
1 votes:

JohnCarter: Let's start making our way to Boulder, Colorado

[www.imcdb.org image 712x545]


No, come to Las Vegas. We have cookies and nuclear bombs...

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-03-08 09:03:48 AM  
1 votes:

Natsumi: Deathfrogg: Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird

Just finished it for the third time about a month ago. Having spent the last week living on nothing but Tylenol and water, I can relate.

/four days shaking like a lump of jello in a paint mixer
//not fun

it my 5th time reading it now. 1st time i read it i was 14 i think. ( i had special permission to be able to get "grown-up" books at the local library because i am a veracious reader)
Poor thingie! hope you feel better .
/monster shouter will haunt your fever dreams


Too bad you didn't learn how to spell ;-)
2013-03-08 09:01:40 AM  
1 votes:
We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.
2013-03-08 08:55:32 AM  
1 votes:
Ci-BO-LA  Seven-cities-in-one!
bumpity-bumpity-bump

/My life for you
//MY LIFE FOR YOU
2013-03-08 08:42:08 AM  
1 votes:
Even if alive, what could Jerry Garcia do?
2013-03-08 08:40:05 AM  
1 votes:
Baby, can you dig your man?
2013-03-08 08:34:16 AM  
1 votes:
Let's start making our way to Boulder, Colorado

www.imcdb.org
 
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