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2013-03-08 02:50:05 AM
From the 'fertile crescent' we present the next great plague.
/fta: 14 sick, 8 dead, ??? unknown infected on your flight today.
 
2013-03-08 02:56:31 AM
ok...that freaked me out a little bit.
 
2013-03-08 02:59:00 AM
maybe I feel a tad bit better now. It's 14 infections since april 2012.

http://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/ncv/overview.html
 
2013-03-08 03:55:12 AM
Old story. Wake me when Madagascar shuts everything down.
 
2013-03-08 05:19:47 AM

log_jammin: maybe I feel a tad bit better now. It's 14 infections since april 2012.

http://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/ncv/overview.html


Really? 14 infections since 2012 with 8 dead? I'm not at all happy with those odds.
 
2013-03-08 05:23:33 AM

Philbb: Really? 14 infections since 2012 with 8 dead? I'm not at all happy with those odds.


well when I looked that the article it said the article was 8 hours old, so I was thinking "they just started reporting this and we have 14 known infections and half of them dead and this thing is just getting started?? oh...shiat..."

14 infections after a year is bad, but not near as bad as the 14 infections after a few days like I first thought.
 
2013-03-08 07:13:47 AM
Considering I just saw somebody upbraided for not knowing the gender of a stupid internet meme cat, I'd say it's probably about time.
 
2013-03-08 07:19:49 AM

tin_man: Considering I just saw somebody upbraided for not knowing the gender of a stupid internet meme cat, I'd say it's probably about time.


Don't be talkin' smack about Tard, now!

... and yes, it is about time for a good, old fashioned plague.
 
2013-03-08 08:15:53 AM
I've kind of been thinking about visiting Vegas again anyway.
 
2013-03-08 08:27:34 AM
You this is about wanting Betty to have an abortion.
 
2013-03-08 08:28:05 AM
M-O-O-N, that spells "my first greenlight".
 
2013-03-08 08:32:45 AM
"We will make coronavirus jihad on the infidels! الحمد لله"
 
2013-03-08 08:32:47 AM
"The virus is a coronavirus, part of the same family of viruses as the common cold ..."

Symptoms of the coronavirus is that you can only drink beers with a lime in it.
 
2013-03-08 08:33:24 AM
Isn't this a repeat from a month or two ago?  Wake me when  2% of the world dies.  You know what, scratch that; let me sleep.

Weekly Morbidity and Mortality Report
That CDC is a regular barrel of monkeys (as opposed to the usual gang of idiots).
 
2013-03-08 08:33:30 AM
I'm more worried about the current super bacteria running its way through our health centers right now
 
2013-03-08 08:34:16 AM
Let's start making our way to Boulder, Colorado

www.imcdb.org
 
2013-03-08 08:38:26 AM
I for one welcome our new viral overlords.
 
2013-03-08 08:38:59 AM
Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird
 
2013-03-08 08:40:05 AM
Baby, can you dig your man?
 
2013-03-08 08:42:08 AM
Even if alive, what could Jerry Garcia do?
 
2013-03-08 08:42:20 AM

Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird


Just finished it for the third time about a month ago. Having spent the last week living on nothing but Tylenol and water, I can relate.

/four days shaking like a lump of jello in a paint mixer
//not fun
 
2013-03-08 08:42:27 AM
You ought take care of that, old-timer. Them summer colds are the worst.
 
2013-03-08 08:43:37 AM

JohnCarter: Let's start making our way to Boulder, Colorado

[www.imcdb.org image 712x545]


That's a nice Kawalski in the screen cap, dere.
 
2013-03-08 08:45:26 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Baby, can you dig your man?


But I'm not dead yet.
 
2013-03-08 08:47:20 AM
Would it help to know that I'm currently on a military base in that half of the world?
 
2013-03-08 08:47:44 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Baby, can you dig your man?


He;s a righteous man
 
2013-03-08 08:48:05 AM
325 hypocondriacs just came down with it!
 
2013-03-08 08:48:08 AM

Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird


I've been watching Survivers on Netflix and it pay homage to the Stand which I've read and seen.
/Not so weird : )
 
2013-03-08 08:51:44 AM

Deathfrogg: Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird

Just finished it for the third time about a month ago. Having spent the last week living on nothing but Tylenol and water, I can relate.

/four days shaking like a lump of jello in a paint mixer
//not fun


it my 5th time reading it now. 1st time i read it i was 14 i think. ( i had special permission to be able to get "grown-up" books at the local library because i am a veracious reader)
Poor thingie! hope you feel better .
/monster shouter will haunt your fever dreams
 
2013-03-08 08:52:08 AM
i71.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 08:52:37 AM
Survivors was damned good.  Like so many other shows I really like, they're gone in a season or two.
 
2013-03-08 08:53:07 AM
Q: Can I still travel to countries in the Arabian Peninsula or neighboring countries?

A: Yes. WHO and CDC have not issued travel health warnings for any country related to novel coronavirus.

For more information, see CDC's travel notice on Novel (New) Coronavirus in the Arabian Peninsula and United Kingdom.


They're not even suggesting you stay away.

/or maybe they're not even trying to save you
 
2013-03-08 08:54:29 AM
Shut Down EVERYTH-

No?

Not yet?

fark it, I'm going on with my life.....
 
2013-03-08 08:55:09 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird

I've been watching Survivers on Netflix and it pay homage to the Stand which I've read and seen.
/Not so weird : )


Maybe its all a coincidence?
 
2013-03-08 08:55:25 AM

JohnCarter: Let's start making our way to Boulder, Colorado

[www.imcdb.org image 712x545]


We have to swing by Nebraska on the way and find a really old black lady.
 
2013-03-08 08:55:32 AM
Ci-BO-LA  Seven-cities-in-one!
bumpity-bumpity-bump

/My life for you
//MY LIFE FOR YOU
 
2013-03-08 08:55:44 AM
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!

www.soundproofmagazine.com
 
2013-03-08 09:01:37 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm more worried about the current super bacteria running its way through our health centers right now



Which one? There are a number of multiply resistant bugs making the rounds.
 
2013-03-08 09:01:40 AM
We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.
 
2013-03-08 09:03:12 AM
Son of a biatch Campion.
 
2013-03-08 09:03:37 AM

Prank Monkey: We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.


Every dog has its day.
 
2013-03-08 09:03:48 AM

Natsumi: Deathfrogg: Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird

Just finished it for the third time about a month ago. Having spent the last week living on nothing but Tylenol and water, I can relate.

/four days shaking like a lump of jello in a paint mixer
//not fun

it my 5th time reading it now. 1st time i read it i was 14 i think. ( i had special permission to be able to get "grown-up" books at the local library because i am a veracious reader)
Poor thingie! hope you feel better .
/monster shouter will haunt your fever dreams


Too bad you didn't learn how to spell ;-)
 
2013-03-08 09:04:09 AM
I don't have to worry. I had the fish.
 
2013-03-08 09:05:13 AM

Natsumi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird

I've been watching Survivers on Netflix and it pay homage to the Stand which I've read and seen.
/Not so weird : )

Maybe its all a coincidence?


Naw, couldn't be ; )
 
2013-03-08 09:08:27 AM
Hrm... I was hoping more for a Takisian virus when i read Captain Trips... oh well... time to build that biological fallout bunker i've always wanted
 
2013-03-08 09:09:22 AM

CheekyMonkey: Natsumi: Deathfrogg: Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird

Just finished it for the third time about a month ago. Having spent the last week living on nothing but Tylenol and water, I can relate.

/four days shaking like a lump of jello in a paint mixer
//not fun

it my 5th time reading it now. 1st time i read it i was 14 i think. ( i had special permission to be able to get "grown-up" books at the local library because i am a veracious reader)
Poor thingie! hope you feel better .
/monster shouter will haunt your fever dreams

Too bad you didn't learn how to spell ;-)


Hell i am sorry... English is not my first language and the work pc's spellcheck is on the fritz it seems
/jammer.
 
2013-03-08 09:10:00 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Natsumi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Natsumi: Ok. I am currently rereading The Stand...
/weird

I've been watching Survivers on Netflix and it pay homage to the Stand which I've read and seen.
/Not so weird : )

Maybe its all a coincidence?

Naw, couldn't be ; )


/Teehee..
 
2013-03-08 09:10:47 AM
Just the flu!
 
2013-03-08 09:10:49 AM

Prank Monkey: We all like to think of ourselves as Stu but we're really a bunch of Harolds. Only fat. Especially on Fark.


if that means getting to bang Nadine in the no-no spot I'm cool with that.
 
2013-03-08 09:12:58 AM

JohnCarter: Let's start making our way to Boulder, Colorado

[www.imcdb.org image 712x545]


be sure to drop those hicap mags. You might get jailed when you get there.
 
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