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(SFGate)   The fark Superfecta: get caught reading a pornographic magazine in the women's restroom while smoking a cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette and being accompanied by a small child   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 12
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2013-03-08 11:56:39 AM  
2 votes:
Hero tag was busy?
2013-03-08 12:37:41 PM  
1 votes:
"[...]at a Safeway supermarket in El Cerrito over the weekend[...]"

PSA for everyone; 'El Cerrito' means 'The Cerrito'.

/hth
2013-03-08 12:13:40 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: at 6:45AM? holy crap! our supermarkets don't open till like 8:00.


Where do you live? 1986?
2013-03-08 12:10:32 PM  
1 votes:
So he brought his own porn, laced his weed so he could keep chipper, and had enough sense to use the more sanitary ladies restroom....all before 730 in the morning!? Safeway should've hired this go getter.
2013-03-08 12:08:39 PM  
1 votes:

red5ish: Marijuana cigarette? Really? Is that how they're described these days?


Habitually.
2013-03-08 12:04:10 PM  
1 votes:
www.tekspotlight.com
Why does everyone jump to conclusions here?
2013-03-08 12:03:12 PM  
1 votes:
So what's the problem here? Did he not share his cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette with the kid?

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"Bogarting is bad, mmm'kay?"
2013-03-08 12:01:29 PM  
1 votes:
Ah...College....

Goodtimes.
2013-03-08 12:00:33 PM  
1 votes:
reading a pornographic magazine in the women's restroom while smoking a cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette and being accompanied by a small child

He should get a few years in prison, at least...

The man ... also admitted that he had stolen a bottle of soda from the store, police said.

KILL HIM.
2013-03-08 11:59:00 AM  
1 votes:
then they were mauled by lions
2013-03-08 11:56:53 AM  
1 votes:
The Aristocrats!
Pud
2013-03-08 10:54:41 AM  
1 votes:
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