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(SFGate)   The fark Superfecta: get caught reading a pornographic magazine in the women's restroom while smoking a cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette and being accompanied by a small child   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 55
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2013-03-08 10:25:50 AM  
Come on, it was his only weekend with the kid in 2 weeks. What else was he going to do. The water park is closed.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-08 10:54:41 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-08 11:01:50 AM  
her mothering skills are not primo
 
2013-03-08 11:56:39 AM  
Hero tag was busy?
 
2013-03-08 11:56:53 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-03-08 11:57:40 AM  
That's a waste of perfectly good blow.  Unless it was crack.
 
2013-03-08 11:59:00 AM  
then they were mauled by lions
 
2013-03-08 11:59:42 AM  
He also admitted to stealing a bottle of soda? OUTRAGEOUS!!!
 
2013-03-08 11:59:44 AM  
Please be in a Walmart.
Please be in a Walmart.
 
2013-03-08 12:00:27 PM  
 cocaine-laced marijuana

A Wooer? Also heared em called Luke Skywalkers
 
2013-03-08 12:00:33 PM  
reading a pornographic magazine in the women's restroom while smoking a cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette and being accompanied by a small child

He should get a few years in prison, at least...

The man ... also admitted that he had stolen a bottle of soda from the store, police said.

KILL HIM.
 
2013-03-08 12:00:39 PM  
 
2013-03-08 12:01:04 PM  
What they really got him for was stealing that soda.
 
2013-03-08 12:01:15 PM  
I think he picked the wrong time to go shopping (shoplifting) at the grocery store.
 
2013-03-08 12:01:29 PM  
Ah...College....

Goodtimes.
 
2013-03-08 12:01:56 PM  
He.....left the toilet seat UP????

That bastard!!!
 
2013-03-08 12:02:09 PM  
What, would you rather have them leave the kid in the car?
 
2013-03-08 12:02:12 PM  
That IS pretty impressive. I mean, he even admitted to shoplifting.

All he needed was to maybe shove a cop and make some kind of vague terroristic threat and I think he would have officially run the gamut.
 
2013-03-08 12:02:49 PM  
Marijuana cigarette? Really? Is that how they're described these days?
 
2013-03-08 12:02:52 PM  
Hey it's the new pope!
 
2013-03-08 12:03:12 PM  
So what's the problem here? Did he not share his cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette with the kid?

frepowfilms.files.wordpress.com

"Bogarting is bad, mmm'kay?"
 
2013-03-08 12:03:29 PM  
But there was no mention of a banana in his tailpipe...
 
2013-03-08 12:03:36 PM  
Superfecta? I thought it was called lunch hour.
 
2013-03-08 12:04:10 PM  
www.tekspotlight.com
Why does everyone jump to conclusions here?
 
2013-03-08 12:05:04 PM  
Oh honestly, people are always coming down on unorthodox parenting but I believe we should consider taking heed of this man's example and trying it on a wider scale.
 
2013-03-08 12:08:39 PM  

red5ish: Marijuana cigarette? Really? Is that how they're described these days?


Habitually.
 
2013-03-08 12:09:14 PM  
Thanks Obama
 
2013-03-08 12:10:32 PM  
So he brought his own porn, laced his weed so he could keep chipper, and had enough sense to use the more sanitary ladies restroom....all before 730 in the morning!? Safeway should've hired this go getter.
 
2013-03-08 12:11:33 PM  

Onkel Buck: cocaine-laced marijuana

A Wooer? Also heared em called Luke Skywalkers


We always called them primos..hence my joke up thread.
 I mean, other people called them that. I overheard them.
 
2013-03-08 12:13:00 PM  
at 6:45AM? holy crap! our supermarkets don't open till like 8:00.
 
2013-03-08 12:13:40 PM  

KrispyKritter: at 6:45AM? holy crap! our supermarkets don't open till like 8:00.


Where do you live? 1986?
 
2013-03-08 12:15:44 PM  

THX 1138: Too bad he wasn't having sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare.


This will always be the Fark Superfecta.
 
2013-03-08 12:17:38 PM  

THX 1138: Too bad he wasn't having sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare.


That was my all-time favorite Fark story.

/wasn't here for "my daddy ate my eyes"
 
909
2013-03-08 12:18:31 PM  

THX 1138: Too bad he wasn't having sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare.


But, was it a female dog?
 
2013-03-08 12:19:35 PM  
The father in question

legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-03-08 12:21:36 PM  

Cagey B: THX 1138: Too bad he wasn't having sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare.

This will always be the Fark Superfecta.


The balls-caught-in-chair thread was pretty epic.
 
2013-03-08 12:22:45 PM  
www.thecaptainsmemos.com
I wanna party with you!
 
2013-03-08 12:25:33 PM  

busy chillin': Onkel Buck: cocaine-laced marijuana

A Wooer? Also heared em called Luke Skywalkers

We always called them primos..hence my joke up thread.
 I mean, other people called them that. I overheard them.


We called them coco puffs.
 
2013-03-08 12:25:39 PM  
TaDa!
 
2013-03-08 12:37:41 PM  
"[...]at a Safeway supermarket in El Cerrito over the weekend[...]"

PSA for everyone; 'El Cerrito' means 'The Cerrito'.

/hth
 
2013-03-08 12:37:48 PM  

red5ish: Marijuana cigarette? Really? Is that how they're described these days?


Shouldn't it be "marihuana cigarette?"
 
2013-03-08 12:46:15 PM  

A Shambling Mound: red5ish: Marijuana cigarette? Really? Is that how they're described these days?

Habitually.


www.wearysloth.com
And furthermore, Susan, I see what you did there.
 
2013-03-08 12:52:36 PM  

red5ish: Marijuana cigarette? Really? Is that how they're described these days?


The hardcore mari-ju-wana addict will typically refer to them as "reefers".

"KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
-The Chief"
 
2013-03-08 12:56:18 PM  
DAMN! I had him in the basement reloading his spent casings and doing the other.
Pfffft $50 down the toilet.
When's the next race?
 
2013-03-08 01:01:40 PM  

busy chillin': her mothering skills are not primo


Someone didn't bother to read the article.
 
2013-03-08 01:04:42 PM  

bruegel: busy chillin': her mothering skills are not primo

Someone didn't bother to read the article.


there's articles?

but yeah, nice, a guy in the women's bathroom.

that doesn't make sense...but on cocaine it does.
 
2013-03-08 01:30:08 PM  
at 6:45AM? holy crap! our supermarkets don't open till like 8:00.This is actually my grocery store.  It's a nice Safeway.  It opens at 6:00 a.m. and closes at 2:00 a.m.
I was there just after this incident because first thing Sunday is a great time to get stuff like grocery shopping done.  There were tons of cops.  The staff was nonplussed.
 
2013-03-08 01:31:58 PM  
remember those Hardee's ads a few years back?  if you're gonna do X then DO x?
get out of jury duty was the one i remember...

was trying to find that ad because i thought it was funny to post here.  couldn't find it on a gis for hardee's commercial, but i did find something better so i'll just post that instead:

images.g4tv.com
 
2013-03-08 02:04:27 PM  
If that's wrong then etc etc
 
2013-03-08 02:32:15 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: busy chillin': Onkel Buck: cocaine-laced marijuana

A Wooer? Also heared em called Luke Skywalkers

We always called them primos..hence my joke up thread.
 I mean, other people called them that. I overheard them.

We called them coco puffs.


This guy knows what's up.
 
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