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(Huffington Post)   Would you pay $105,000 for the privilege of taking the virginity... of a sex doll?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 101
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2013-03-08 07:05:19 AM  
*checks pictures*

Nope, butterface. She needs to clean herself up. Knees too sharp.
 
2013-03-08 07:28:01 AM  
Hmmmmm.  I wouldn't have to hear her drone on about herself....
 
2013-03-08 07:28:06 AM  
Didn't RTFA, but I'm gonna go with "no".
 
2013-03-08 07:28:44 AM  
How the fark can one be so stupid AND rich?
 
2013-03-08 07:30:54 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2013-03-08 07:31:10 AM  
Not even for a real virgin.

Face it, money would be better spent with someone who knows what they're doing....
 
2013-03-08 07:31:38 AM  
She's got lifeless eyes.   Black eyes.   Like a shark's eyes.
 
2013-03-08 07:36:08 AM  
Wow...My first guess was those crazy Japanese, but apparently not.
 
2013-03-08 07:38:02 AM  
Expecting flood of RealDoll image macros.

Will wait patiently.
 
2013-03-08 07:38:20 AM  
Well, I wouldn't want to be with one of those sex dolls that has been with 200 other guys...
 
2013-03-08 07:38:25 AM  
Looked at the pics.  noway near as realistic as realdolls look.  Maybe they should team up, with this new more realastic skin combined with the artistry of the realdoll creators.

and i wouldnt pay 100 to farka  doll. let alone 100k
 
2013-03-08 07:38:32 AM  
A digital camera so you can film and after show it to your friends

I...
Um....
Wow.
 
2013-03-08 07:40:12 AM  
Wait, "A digital camera so you can film and after show it to your friends"!? Are they farking serious!?
 
2013-03-08 07:41:33 AM  
Does she do anal?
 
2013-03-08 07:42:22 AM  

jonr: How the fark can one be so stupid AND rich?


Inherited wealth?  Lottery winner?
 
2013-03-08 07:44:11 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: jonr: How the fark can one be so stupid AND rich?

Inherited wealth?  Lottery winner?


I was going to go with "Karl Roves donor list"
 
2013-03-08 07:45:39 AM  
I don't even understand paying to have sex with a real virgin. Or with anyone for that matter.

Did these people not go to high school? Can they not find the local sad bar at 2 am?
 
2013-03-08 07:45:48 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: jonr: How the fark can one be so stupid AND rich?

Inherited wealth?  Lottery winner?


Member of U.S. Congress?
 
2013-03-08 07:47:55 AM  
$105k could pay for a couple college ladies' tuition, if you know what I mean.  Just saying.

/and it's not as creepy as deflowering a toy
 
2013-03-08 07:49:06 AM  
That's not Brazil. She doesn't have a penis.
 
2013-03-08 07:49:41 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Does she do anal?


And stay a virgin forever.  Smart.
 
2013-03-08 07:50:01 AM  

Baron Harkonnen: A digital camera so you can film and after show it to your friends

I...
Um....
Wow.


Yea, like it wasn't creepy before that.
 
2013-03-08 07:55:04 AM  
Buy a 6k sex doll, sell the rights to primae noctis for 100k. Brilliant.
 
2013-03-08 07:56:14 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Baron Harkonnen: A digital camera so you can film and after show it to your friends

I...
Um....
Wow.

Yea, like it wasn't creepy before that.


"Hey guys! Let me show you my vacation videos!"
'Okay cool......ummm.....Steve? What are....Uh.... I just remembered my house is on fire, I gotta go'
 
2013-03-08 07:57:14 AM  
Or for $6K, you could just buy your own?
 
2013-03-08 07:59:53 AM  
ok... i haven't read the article, but...

First: The fact that there are sex dolls available that aren't virgins = ewww

Second: Since a "sex doll" can't clean itself, and doesn't have the biology to naturally absorb or cleanse it's hooha... who cleans the hooha? Assuming someone cleans it, how thorough do you really think they are? (See First:)

Third: What about the nooks and crannies that some guys have a fetish for? (arm pit fetish for example)

I just don't see the attraction to a crusted, jizz covered rubber doll... and the fact that they are offering one up for $100k to have first, untainted, crack (pun intended) at the thing speaks very poorly of the sanitary policies of the "models" after they've been used...
 
2013-03-08 08:00:59 AM  

jonr: How the fark can one be so stupid AND rich?


I am both. It is easy!
 
2013-03-08 08:04:34 AM  
Likely Portuguese is her native language. That might be awkward over the course of an entire evening.
 
2013-03-08 08:07:56 AM  

jonr: How the fark can one be so stupid AND rich?


Have you never heard of Paris Hilton?
 
2013-03-08 08:13:28 AM  
They're all sex dolls by the time I get done with them.
 
2013-03-08 08:15:42 AM  
who gets sloppy seconds?
 
2013-03-08 08:17:47 AM  

CeroX: Second: Since a "sex doll" can't clean itself, and doesn't have the biology to naturally absorb or cleanse it's hooha... who cleans the hooha? Assuming someone cleans it, how thorough do you really think they are? (See First:)


Its a lot like cleaning out a baby bottle

so I've heard
 
2013-03-08 08:20:40 AM  
We'll see if the "winner" pays up.
Thumb sucking? No thanks.
Not worth more than $101,543.21

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-03-08 08:26:46 AM  
I figured this thread would be Kwame-d in the boobies.
 
2013-03-08 08:28:51 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: CeroX: Second: Since a "sex doll" can't clean itself, and doesn't have the biology to naturally absorb or cleanse it's hooha... who cleans the hooha? Assuming someone cleans it, how thorough do you really think they are? (See First:)

Its a lot like cleaning out a baby bottle

so I've heard


you're a douche!
 
2013-03-08 08:29:04 AM  
It makes as much sense to have Brazil invest on R&D on synthetic prostitutes as it would make to have Saudi Arabia invest on R&D on synthetic oil.
 
2013-03-08 08:38:53 AM  
Hey Joe..I love you long time...

img.timeinc.net
 
2013-03-08 08:39:31 AM  
I smell an internet hoax - probably the first one ever.
 
2013-03-08 08:44:53 AM  
I certainly wouldn't pay that for a used doll.  So I guess, if that is my option, I would put my money in the bank and spend some quality time with myself.
 
2013-03-08 08:45:56 AM  
Who wants to bid on deflowering my toaster?  Do it with the plug in or out, no sockets barred.
Starting bid $10.00.
 
2013-03-08 08:46:27 AM  
No, but I am sure Bob Menendez would
 
2013-03-08 08:47:16 AM  
The article doesn't say how I can bid.
 
2013-03-08 08:48:27 AM  
Real or fake, shes still just gonna lay there like a dead fish

/window seat please
 
GBB
2013-03-08 08:49:05 AM  
Came here for Kwame, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-08 08:55:02 AM  
For less than $105,000 I can set you up with a real date with a real Brazilian. I know for a fact she will put out for a few drinks and a nice dinner.
 
2013-03-08 08:57:09 AM  

GBB: Came here for Kwame, leaving disappointed.


Don't mind if I do!

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web.mit.edu
 
2013-03-08 08:59:48 AM  

abhorrent1: That's not Brazil. She doesn't have a penis.

That's in the accessory kit sold separately.

 
2013-03-08 09:00:20 AM  

amindtat: I figured this thread would be Kwame-d in the boobies.


GBB: Came here for Kwame, leaving disappointed.


These.
/lol'd at the unintended clever use of the filter
 
2013-03-08 09:00:46 AM  
ryanseacrest.com

This one? No. She creeps me out. I have not desire to enter her "uncanny valley".
 
2013-03-08 09:00:47 AM  
Don't laugh, one day liberals will be pushing for the right to marry a sex one.

blackeyedsuzie.typepad.com
 
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